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He moves as if to attack you, but then one of this buddies throws him a football and he pauses to catch it. | He moves as if to attack you, but then one of this buddies throws him a football and he pauses to catch it. | ||
|critical= | |critical=He whistles for the rest of his football team, who show up and tackle you en masse. {{critical}} {{ouch|3}} | ||
|fumble=He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies.}} | |fumble=He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies.}} | ||
{{meat| | {{meat|Mval=150}} | ||
{{acquire|item=unremarkable duffel bag|chance=%}} | {{acquire|item=unremarkable duffel bag|chance=%}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Purple Beast energy drink|chance=%}} | {{acquire|item=Purple Beast energy drink|chance=%}} | ||
Revision as of 10:59, 5 September 2018
| Jock | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2091 |
| Locations | The Neverending Party |
| Hit Points | 75% of its Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie (cap at 20 000) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle (cap at 20 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 120-180 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm,bicep,glutes,head,leg,torso |
| Drops | unremarkable duffel bag, Purple Beast energy drink, cosmetic football, shoe ad T-shirt, pump-up high-tops |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a jockA belligerent athlete in a letterman's jacket gets in between you and whatever you were hoping to accomplish at this party.
Hit Message(s):
One of his buddies throws him a football, but he doesn't catch it and it hits you in the thigh. Oof!
He reaches over to pick up a nearby football and spills beer on your <nipple>. Blech. Argh! (sleaze damage)
He whistles for the rest of his football team, who show up and tackle you en masse. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Oof! Oof!
He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies.
He moves as if to attack you, but then one of this buddies throws him a football and he pauses to catch it.
He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 120-180 Meat. (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)* |
 | You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: cosmetic football (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt (% chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at The Neverending Party.
