Maximizing Your HP

Below is a comprehensive list of the best equipment to wear that directly affects your maximum HP.

Increasing your Muscle also has an effect on your maximum HP, at a base ratio of one HP per Muscle point. This ratio is improved to 1.5 HP per Muscle point if you are a Seal Clubber or a Turtle Tamer. Seal Clubbing Frenzy can also increase your maximum HP indirectly by raising your Muscle by two for a cost of one MP.

For these reasons, you may also be interested in the list of Muscle Modifiers. They are not listed alongside these items due to the variable nature of the Muscle-to-HP ratio.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Shirt	Pants	Mainhand	Offhand
battered old top-hat 500 nurse's hat 300 guard turtle shell 50 catskin cap 40 reinforced beaded headband 40 black helmet 30 stainless steel skullcap 30	sea salt scrubs 400 wumpus-hair sweater 30 white snakeskin duster 10	crotchety pants 40 double-ice britches 40 astronaut pants 30 palm-frond capris 30 turtlemail breeches 30 hippopotamus pants 25 snailmail breeches 20	lawn dart 300 black kettle drum* 30 giant cactus quill 30 big bass drum* 20	lawn dart 300 battered hubcap 100 stress ball 100 duct tape buckler 65 eelskin shield 55 Plush hamsterpus 50 six-rainbow shield 50 slime-covered lantern 50 wonderwall shield 50 snarling wolf shield 40 giant cactus quill 30 pilgrim shield 30 Plush alielf 30 black shield 20
Accessory	Familiar equipment	Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
slime-covered necklace 200 hopping socks* 200 blackberry combat boots* 45 bejeweled pledge pin* 40 streetfighting champion's belt* 40 shiny hood ornament 30 rusty chain necklace 25	Disembodied Hand familiar with lawn dart equipped 300 Disembodied Hand familiar with giant cactus quill equipped 30	El Vibrato Relics 0-1000	Cold Hard Skin 200 A Few Extra Pounds 5-55 Fishy Fortification 50 Reptilian Fortitude 30 Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith 20 Mariachi Mood 3 Patience of the Tortoise 3 Saucemastery 3	Spirit of Ravioli 25% Abs of Tin 10% Gnomish Hardigness 5% Slimy Sinews 2-20

Notes

• The passive percent boosters are not additive, but multiplicative. See HP for details.
• This table describes only HP increasers; it would be more accurate to take HP due to Muscle into account. Since almost all effects from items or skills are stackable, maximizers should also buff their Muscle as much as possible. Choices usually only have to be made between what equipment to wear. From the HP page, Muscle classes want to wear an outfit that has the maximum value of

1.5 × EquipmentMuscleBuff + EquipmentHPBuff

whereas other classes should wear the outfit that has the maximum value of

EquipmentMuscleBuff + EquipmentHPBuff

• El Vibrato Relics must have El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)(s) in the helmet, for every one you add it is 100 HP

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