Maximizing Your HP Regeneration

As outlined in Dressing For Success, here's how different player types can Maximize their HP Regeneration.

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Legend
Ultra rares and Raffle House/Radio prizes	Tradable and still obtainable, but rare
Semi-rares and war hero drops
Mr. Store/KoL Con accessible derivatives	Tradable (directly or ingredients or zone access consumable), unlimited generation to those who own source, source no longer obtainable
Mr. Store/KoL Con items and inaccessible derivatives	Tradable, but no longer obtainable
Other limited time content
Clan Dungeon non-tradables	Untradable, but still obtainable
Other non-tradables
Non-tradables from past holidays and world events	Untradable, and no longer obtainable
*	Single-equip restriction, or two-handed/three-handed weapon
^	Equipment disappears at the end of the day or the equipment (or its associated enchantment) has a limited duration

Hat	Back Item	Shirt	Pants
Great Wolf's headband 50-100 (Seal Clubbers only) Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 40-80 (Turtle Tamers only) nurse's hat 30-60 shapeless wide-brimmed hat 15-20 sinister demon mask 10-25 plexiglass pith helmet 10-12 helm of the white knight 2-5	paperclip cape 5-7 Misty Cloak 4-8 Misty Cape 2-4	shark jumper 20-40 snailmail hauberk 6-14 turtlemail hauberk 6-12	weedy skirt 25-50 slime-covered greaves 20-40 Jeans of Loathing 20-30 square sponge pants 10-15 gauze shorts 6-10 astral shorts 2-4
Mainhand	Offhand	Accessory	Familiar equipment
Bloodbath* 25-30 Pigsticker of Violence 20-30 Uncle Hobo's highest bough 15-30 Super-sweet boom box 5-10 frozen seal spine 5-10 (Seal Clubbers only) hilarious comedy prop 4-6	card sleeve (Foil Cleric) 30-60 spongy shield 20-50 card sleeve (Foil Nurse) 15-30 Uncle Hobo's highest bough 15-30 card sleeve (Cleric) 10-20 slime-covered lantern 10-15 Operation Patriot Shield 10-12 (SC & TT only) pilgrim shield 10-12	Claw of the Infernal Seal* 20-25 (Seal Clubber only) Garter of the Turtle Poacher* 20-25 (Turtle Tamers only) vinyl boots* 15-30 hardened slime belt* 10-30 fudgecycle* 10-20 Heart of the volcano 10-20 vampire pearl necklace* 6-18 hippy medical kit* 6-10 streetfighting champion's belt* 6-8 mysterious silver lapel pin* 5-9 Bling of the New Wave* 5-9 (Disco Bandits only) La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez* 5-9 (Accordion Thieves only)	Disembodied Hand familiar with one-handed weapon equipped varies by weapon origami "gentlemen's" magazine 7-15
Outfit	Effects and buffs	Passive skills, non-buff skills and others
Hodgman's Regal Frippery with Hodgman's cane or Hodgman's imaginary hamster .25-.33 per Hobo Power El Vibrato Relics 16-20 per REPAIR charge Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel 10-15 Grass Guise 2-3	Well-preserved 150-200 Antarctic Memories 40 Black Tongue 20 (does not stack with Purple Tongue) Broken Heart charges (up to 20 HP) (does not stack with other love songs) Purple Tongue 20 (does not stack with Black Tongue) The Real Deal 20 Tiny Bubbles in the Cupcake 20 Extra Terrestrial 10-20 Fightin' Drunk 10-20 Fit To Be Tide 5-16 Cringle's Curative Carol 5-10 Heart of Orange 5-6 Less Vincible 3-5	Gaze of the Volcano God 8-10 Retrograde Relaxation (only available during a Way of the Surprising Fist ascension) 8-10

Notes

• While not strictly regenerators, the Staff of Blood and Pudding (once per combat) the clockwork sword (on a critical hit) can restore 5-10 and 3-24 HP respectively, and the vampire collar gives 10% of your damage as HP when you make a critical hit.
• Blessing of Squirtlcthulli is excluded because it requires that the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin remain incomplete, and this series of articles assumes Ronin/Hardcore has been broken.
• Gaze of the Volcano God is an intrinsic caused by having the Juju Mojo Mask equipped and using a non-spell combat skill during a fight.

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