Ators Gonna Ate

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Choice adventure number: 701

Ators Gonna Ate

You storm into the Mer-kin Gymnasium looking for a fight, and unfortunately, you find one. With a Mer-kin gladiator, fresh from the Gym's back-room "clinic."

Gurgling with rage, he stuffs you into a locker. You assume it's his locker -- he seemed to know the combination, at least.

So... While you're in here, maybe wanna steal some of his stuff?

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Take stuff

You feel around in the darkness of the locker and grab the first thing you happen across.

You acquire an item: Mer-kin dodgeball

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin dragnet

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin headguard

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin switchblade

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin thighguard

or

You acquire an item: Mer-kin fastjuice

Take off

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Occurs at Mer-kin Gymnasium

Notes

• The dodgeball, dragnet, headguard, switchblade or thighguard will not occur if you already have one.
• This noncombat appears to respond to combat rate increasers, unlike normal noncombats.
• This noncombat will not appear if you haven't visited the Mer-kin Colosseum at least once since the start of your ascension.

References

• The name of this adventure is a reference to the line "Haters Gonna Hate".