Mini-Adventurer

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Mini-Adventurer
Your stray DNA Made this little splice of life Such cute mad science!

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Ability: Has abilities dependant on its class. Maintains a buff on you dependant on your class and its.

Throne/Bjorn: All attributes +10%

Hatchling: adventurer clone egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: mini-Mr. Accessory

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

As a Sauceror

• At the start of combat, if you do not have a buff from <him/her> active:
  • When you are a Seal Clubber:

    ?

  • When you are a Turtle Tamer:

    ?

  • When you are a Pastamancer:

    ?

You acquire an effect: Saucefingers (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Sauceror:

    ?

  • When you are a Disco Bandit:

    ?

  • When you are an Accordion Thief:

    <Name> conjures a whirling disk of sauce and enchants it to float behind your head. Halo!

You acquire an effect: Corona de la Salsa (duration: 10 Adventures)

• During combat:

  <Name> summons up some piping-hot alfredo sauce, and pretends your opponent is named Alfredo, saucing it for X damage.

  <Name> summons some piping-hot marinara, and adds some of your opponent's red sauce to it for X damage.

  <Name> summons a muy picante batch of salsa, which hits your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons up some piping hot mustard, and your opponent is unable to cut it, taking X damage.

  <Name> summons some hot Worcestershire sauce. Your opponent fails to pronounce it correctly and take dmg^[sic] damage.

  <Name> summons a spicy peanut sauce, buttering your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons some delicious hot fudge sauce, and packs it into your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons a hot béarnaise sauce. Despite it not containing a mix of bears and mayonnaise, which would be awesome, it hits your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons a chrome plate full of hot Hollandaise Sauce, basting your opponent for X damage.

• <Name> summons a tidal wave of ice-cold cocktail sauce for X damage.

  <Name> conjures up a gravy boat full of ice-cold gravy, then hits your opponent with it for X damage.

  <Name> summons a wave of ice-cold barbecue sauce, hitting your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons a frigid ketchup tornado, which hits it for X damage.

  <Name> blasts it with some cold ceviche for X damage.

  <Name> almost seems to relish summoning some cold relish, which hits it for X damage.

  <Name> blasts it for X damage with cold gazpacho, like he's the gazpacho gestapo or something.

  <Name> gives your opponent a cold shoulder (and everything else) with a blast of cold mustard, hitting for X damage.

  <Name> blasts them with a vicious vichyssoise for X damage.

  <Name> summons either a gazpacho or a vichyssoise--it's hard to tell at this scale--and hits your opponents with it for X damage.

• <Name> summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> summons some frozen alfredo and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points get converted into MP for you.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> summons a splash of gazpacho and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. Your opponent takes X damage, which converts into more mojo for you.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> hits your opponent with a mystical ceviche that leeches X hit points from it and gives it to you as MP.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> splashes your opponent with some chilled soy sauce for X damage, then passes its hit points (and the savings) on to you as MP.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> hits your opponent with a frozen chunk of béarnaise sauce for X damage. You ponder how awesome a sauce made out of bears and mayonnaise would be, and feel your mojo risin'.

  You gain X Mana Points.

• At the end of combat:

  <name> summons a red sauce with meatballs and gives some of the meat to you, you meathead.

  <name> plumps up the meat you just got with gravy, making it bigger. Does that count as inflation?

  <name> summons some Meat Alfredo sauce, strains out the meat, and gives it to you.

  <Name> gives your meat a gravy injection. Uh, I mean that literally. Like, the meat you just got in battle, he put gravy in it so it would grow bigger. Just so we're clear on that.

As a Disco Bandit

• At the start of combat:

  <Name> goes in for a tiny high-five with your opponent, then does the "too slow" fake-out. Your opponent looks horrendously embarrassed.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> sarcastically compliments your opponent's fashion sense. He looks really embarrassed when he gets that he's joking.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> does some smokin' breakdance moves. Your opponent is unable to step up, and looks pretty beat-down by that fact.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> pulls out a switchblade and menaces your opponent with it. He looks pretty embarrassed when <Name> reveals it's just a switchcomb.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> tries to fist-bump your opponent. He don't get what he's trying to do, and ends up chagrined and humiliated.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> leans against the wall and radiates cool disinterest. Your opponent jumps around trying to get his attention, and look chagrined when he fails.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> does an elaborate dance routine, complete with Moonwalk, impossible lean, and crotch grab. Your opponent looks pretty demoralized.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> does an elaborate cool handshake with your opponent, and he looks pretty embarrassed that he don't know all the different steps.

Monster attack power reduced by X

Monster defense reduced by X

• During combat:

  <Name> smashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco ball. Then he reflects the light onto one of your wounds to cauterize it.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> does some sweet tiny karate moves on your opponent for X damage, then hits some pressure points on you until you feel better.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> shoots your opponent for X damage with a tiny Saturday night special, then cures your Saturday Night Fever.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> stabs your opponent with his tiny switchblade for X damage, then uses it as an acupuncture needle to make you feel better.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> uses his tiny awesome nunchucks to beat your opponent for X damage, then uses them to give you a deep tissue massage.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> bashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco banjo, then plays a healing tune on it for you.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> stabs your opponent with his switchblade for X damage. Then he tears a strip of silk off his cool neck scarf and makes a bandage for you.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> uses his sweet silk neck scarf to throttle your opponent for X damage, then uses it as a bandage on one of your wounds.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> sucks some of the coolness out of your opponent for X damage, then uses it to heal you a little.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> proves he's a high-toned son-of-a-bitch by slashing him with his straight razor for X damage, leaving him looking drained when he's done.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> pulls out a tiny bitchin' mother-of-pearl straight razor and slashes your opponent for X damage. He looks noticeably weaker.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> notes that your opponent is not wearing shades, and switches his blade on him, doing X damage and leaving him looking pretty drained.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> whips out some tiny nunchucks and beats him for X damage, leaving he looking pretty beat-up.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> hits him with a whirlwind of bitchin' karate moves, from the circular karate chop to the telescoping roundhouse kick. They do X damage, and your opponent can barely stand when he's done.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> whips out a tiny straight razor and slashes him for X damage, leaving him drained of his will to fight.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> pulls out a tiny, very cool samurai sword. He slashes your opponent for X damage, draining him until he can barely stand.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> whips out some tiny awesome shuriken, and tosses them at your opponent for X damage, and a decent amount of humiliation.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

• At the end of combat:

  <Name> busts some phat disco moves while he looks for more loot.

  <Name> dances like a smooth criminal, doing an impossible lean to look for more items.

  <Name> diagnoses himself with some Saturday Night Fever, busting disco moves while he looks for more items.

  <Name> does a tiny Hustle, boogying while he looks for more items.

  <Name> does a tiny little Electric Slide while he looks for items.

  <Name> does some line-dancing and somehow makes it look cool, all the while looking for more items.

  <Name> does some slick tiny breakdance moves while he looks for more items.

  <Name> makes like Vincent Vega and does the Batusi while he looks for more items.

  <Name> proves he's Stayin' Alive with some sweet tiny disco moves, while he looks for more items.

  <Name> sweats out his Night Fever with some sweet disco moves while he looks for more items.

As an Accordion Thief

• At the start of combat, if you do not have a buff from <him/her> active:
  • When you are a Seal Clubber:

    Little Melon Squeezer plays a song called, "Mi Corazon Es Tan Frio Como La Nieve." Just listening to it gives you goosebumps.

You acquire an effect: Frio Como Helado (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Turtle Tamer:

    <Name> plays a song called, "La Paciencia de la Tortuga." It's all about how the mighty tortoise takes time to heal itself throughout its day.

You acquire an effect: Concha de Tortuga (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Pastamancer:

    <Name> plays a song called, "Hasta La Pasta." It enriches your soul, like enriched flour makes good pasta.

You acquire an effect: Riqueza de Pasta (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Sauceror:

    ?

  • When you are a Disco Bandit:

    <Name> plays a song called, "Carne Carnival." You can't make out most of the lyrics, but he keeps winking at you while he plays, so they're probably a little suggestive.

You acquire an effect: Carne Obsesionada (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are an Accordion Thief:

    ?

• At the end of combat:

  <Name> plays a song he calls, "Ode to Ghuol Whelps." Listening is surprisingly refreshing.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> tells you about a bullfight he witnessed in BorderTown. The bull won by a TKO in round 3. You laugh and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a song called "Yo me siento mejor" on his accordion. It's quite refreshing to listen to.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a song about how you should sing and not cry. You sing along, avoiding crying, and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a narcocorrido about the Suspicious Looking Guy. You listen and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> sings a funny song about a one-ton tomato. You listen and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> sings a song about a little white dove. Even though he sounds like he's on helium, it's still refreshing to listen to him.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> sings a funny song about how you need a little bit of grace to dance the wood. Just sitting and listening makes you feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a tiny mariachi trumpet, managing to dance at the same time without running out of breath. Bravo!

  <Name> plucks a guitarrón and does a traditional mariachi dance to summon more items.

  <Name> dances the Meringue. Sadly, he doesn't turn up any tasty pie, but he does find some more items.

  <Name> plays a traditional tune on his tiny accordion while he helps you look for more items. The lyrics are about dancing the wood, and how you need a little something to do it, as far as you can tell.

  <Name> plays a traditional Corrido about a man who just wants some more items.

  <Name> dances a tarantella, summoning not a fearsome tarantula but more items.

  <Name> plays the traditional tune "Quiero M´s Cosas" on his accordion, shuffling his feet all the while.

  <Name> takes off his tiny sombrero, mops his forehead, and smiles.

  <Name> sings a song about how you should sing and not cry, smiling encouragingly.

  <Name> plays a jaunty tune on his tiny accordion, grinning all the while.

  <Name> plucks some notes on his guitarrón, smiling as the bass thumps.

  <Name> shakes his maracas, grinning as he taps to the beat.

  <Name> smiles widely beneath his giant sombrero, which is as small as an acorn's cap to you.

  <Name> smiles at you, to encourage you to sing and not cry.

Generic Messages

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <Name> winks under the Tam O'Shanter and says, "here's looking at me, kid."

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <Name> does an unflattering imitation of your dancing prowess around the Maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <Name> smiles beneath the wax lips, saying, "I think these are an improvement over our regular lips, don't you?"

Notes

• On your first adventure with it you will get a choice adventure (The Littlest Identity Crisis) to pick its class.
• While <he/she> is a Seal Clubber, your mini-adventurer ?
• While <he/she> is a Turtle Tamer, your mini-adventurer acts as a starfish, volly, deals spooky damage or physical damage + delevel.
• While <he/she> is a Pastamancer, your mini-adventurer ?
• While <he/she> is a Sauceror and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight leprechaun and a cold-element Star Starfish, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight hot and cold damage and ?.
• While <he/she> is a Disco Bandit and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy and Barrrnacle, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight damage and restores HP equal to damage dealt, and attacks in combat for weight*1.5-weight*2 damage and delevels by ?.
• While <he/she> is an Accordion Thief, your mini-adventurer gives you a class-dependent buff at the start of combat if you don't have it active. Additionally, if you are at level 5 or higher acts as a Ghuol Whelp. If you are level 10 or higher, your mini-adventurer also behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy. If you are level 15 or higher, it also behaves as a full-weight hovering sombrero.
• The Mini-Adventurer reverts to no class on ascension.