The following table shows the different temporary buffs you receive from your Mini-Adventurer. These buffs depend on your own and your familiar's current class.
<Name> summons up some piping-hot alfredo sauce, and pretends your opponent is named Alfredo, saucing it for X damage.
<Name> summons some piping-hot marinara, and adds some of your opponent's red sauce to it for X damage.
<Name> summons a muy picante batch of salsa, which hits your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons up some piping hot mustard, and your opponent is unable to cut it, taking X damage.
<Name> summons some hot Worcestershire sauce. Your opponent fails to pronounce it correctly and take dmg[sic] damage.
<Name> summons a spicy peanut sauce, buttering your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons some delicious hot fudge sauce, and packs it into your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a hot béarnaise sauce. Despite it not containing a mix of bears and mayonnaise, which would be awesome, it hits your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a chrome plate full of hot Hollandaise Sauce, basting your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a tidal wave of ice-cold cocktail sauce for X damage.
<Name> conjures up a gravy boat full of ice-cold gravy, then hits your opponent with it for X damage.
<Name> summons a wave of ice-cold barbecue sauce, hitting your opponent for X damage.
<Name> summons a frigid ketchup tornado, which hits it for X damage.
<Name> blasts it with some cold ceviche for X damage.
<Name> almost seems to relish summoning some cold relish, which hits it for X damage.
<Name> blasts it for X damage with cold gazpacho, like he's the gazpacho gestapo or something.
<Name> gives your opponent a cold shoulder (and everything else) with a blast of cold mustard, hitting for X damage.
<Name> blasts them with a vicious vichyssoise for X damage.
<Name> summons either a gazpacho or a vichyssoise--it's hard to tell at this scale--and hits your opponents with it for X damage.
<Name> summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.
<Name> hits your opponent with a frozen chunk of béarnaise sauce for X damage. You ponder how awesome a sauce made out of bears and mayonnaise would be, and feel your mojo risin'.
<name> summons a red sauce with meatballs and gives some of the meat to you, you meathead.
<name> plumps up the meat you just got with gravy, making it bigger. Does that count as inflation?
<name> summons some Meat Alfredo sauce, strains out the meat, and gives it to you.
<Name> gives your meat a gravy injection. Uh, I mean that literally. Like, the meat you just got in battle, he put gravy in it so it would grow bigger. Just so we're clear on that.
<Name> proves he's a high-toned son-of-a-bitch by slashing him with his straight razor for X damage, leaving him looking drained when he's done.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> pulls out a tiny bitchin' mother-of-pearl straight razor and slashes your opponent for X damage. He looks noticeably weaker.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> notes that your opponent is not wearing shades, and switches his blade on him, doing X damage and leaving him looking pretty drained.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> whips out some tiny nunchucks and beats him for X damage, leaving he looking pretty beat-up.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> hits him with a whirlwind of bitchin' karate moves, from the circular karate chop to the telescoping roundhouse kick. They do X damage, and your opponent can barely stand when he's done.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> whips out a tiny straight razor and slashes him for X damage, leaving him drained of his will to fight.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> pulls out a tiny, very cool samurai sword. He slashes your opponent for X damage, draining him until he can barely stand.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
<Name> whips out some tiny awesome shuriken, and tosses them at your opponent for X damage, and a decent amount of humiliation.
Monster attack power reduced by Y
Monster defense reduced by Z
At the end of combat:
<Name> busts some phat disco moves while he looks for more loot.
<Name> dances like a smooth criminal, doing an impossible lean to look for more items.
<Name> diagnoses himself with some Saturday Night Fever, busting disco moves while he looks for more items.
<Name> does a tiny Hustle, boogying while he looks for more items.
<Name> does a tiny little Electric Slide while he looks for items.
<Name> does some line-dancing and somehow makes it look cool, all the while looking for more items.
<Name> does some slick tiny breakdance moves while he looks for more items.
<Name> makes like Vincent Vega and does the Batusi while he looks for more items.
<Name> proves he's Stayin' Alive with some sweet tiny disco moves, while he looks for more items.
<Name> sweats out his Night Fever with some sweet disco moves while he looks for more items.
<Name> plays a song called, "Carne Carnival." You can't make out most of the lyrics, but he keeps winking at you while he plays, so they're probably a little suggestive.
<Name> plays a tiny mariachi trumpet, managing to dance at the same time without running out of breath. Bravo!
<Name> plucks a guitarrón and does a traditional mariachi dance to summon more items.
<Name> dances the Meringue. Sadly, he doesn't turn up any tasty pie, but he does find some more items.
<Name> plays a traditional tune on his tiny accordion while he helps you look for more items. The lyrics are about dancing the wood, and how you need a little something to do it, as far as you can tell.
<Name> plays a traditional Corrido about a man who just wants some more items.
<Name> dances a tarantella, summoning not a fearsome tarantula but more items.
<Name> plays the traditional tune "Quiero M´s Cosas" on his accordion, shuffling his feet all the while.
<Name> takes off his tiny sombrero, mops his forehead, and smiles.
<Name> sings a song about how you should sing and not cry, smiling encouragingly.
<Name> plays a jaunty tune on his tiny accordion, grinning all the while.
<Name> plucks some notes on his guitarrón, smiling as the bass thumps.
<Name> shakes his maracas, grinning as he taps to the beat.
<Name> smiles widely beneath his giant sombrero, which is as small as an acorn's cap to you.
<Name> smiles at you, to encourage you to sing and not cry.
<Name> smiles beneath the wax lips, saying, "I think these are an improvement over our regular lips, don't you?"
Buffs
The following table shows the different temporary buffs you receive from your Mini-Adventurer. These buffs depend on your own and your familiar's current class.
On your first adventure with it you will get a choice adventure (The Littlest Identity Crisis) to pick its class.
While <he/she> is a Seal Clubber, your mini-adventurer ?
While <he/she> is a Turtle Tamer, your mini-adventurer acts as a starfish, volly, deals spooky damage or physical damage + delevel.
While <he/she> is a Pastamancer, your mini-adventurer ?
While <he/she> is a Sauceror and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight leprechaun and a cold-element Star Starfish, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight hot and cold damage. If you are level 15 or higher, your mini-adventurer gives you a class-dependent buff at the start of combat if you don't have it active.
While <he/she> is a Disco Bandit and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy and Barrrnacle, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight damage and restores HP equal to damage dealt, and attacks in combat for weight*1.5-weight*2 damage and delevels by ?.
While <he/she> is an Accordion Thief, your mini-adventurer gives you a class-dependent buff at the start of combat if you don't have it active. Additionally, if you are at level 5 or higher acts as a Ghuol Whelp. If you are level 10 or higher, your mini-adventurer also behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy. If you are level 15 or higher, it also behaves as a full-weight hovering sombrero.
The Mini-Adventurer reverts to no class on ascension.
adventurer clone egg
mini-Mr. Accessory
Cannot breathe underwater
