Mini-Adventurer

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Mini-Adventurer
Your stray DNA Made this little splice of life Such cute mad science!

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Ability: Has abilities dependant on its class. Maintains a buff on you dependant on your class and its.

Throne/Bjorn: All attributes +10%

Hatchling: adventurer clone egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: mini-Mr. Accessory

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

As a Sauceror

• At the start of combat, if you do not have a buff from <him/her> active:
  • When you are a Seal Clubber:

  • When you are a Turtle Tamer:

    <Name> conjures a mass of sauce that forms into a warm shell on your back. You shudder for a moment, then sigh with relief.

You acquire an effect: Wet Rub (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Pastamancer:

    ?

You acquire an effect: Saucefingers (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Sauceror:

    ?

  • When you are a Disco Bandit:

    ?

  • When you are an Accordion Thief:

    <Name> conjures a whirling disk of sauce and enchants it to float behind your head. Halo!

You acquire an effect: Corona de la Salsa (duration: 10 Adventures)

• During combat:

  <Name> summons up some piping-hot alfredo sauce, and pretends your opponent is named Alfredo, saucing it for X damage.

  <Name> summons some piping-hot marinara, and adds some of your opponent's red sauce to it for X damage.

  <Name> summons a muy picante batch of salsa, which hits your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons up some piping hot mustard, and your opponent is unable to cut it, taking X damage.

  <Name> summons some hot Worcestershire sauce. Your opponent fails to pronounce it correctly and take dmg^[sic] damage.

  <Name> summons a spicy peanut sauce, buttering your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons some delicious hot fudge sauce, and packs it into your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons a hot béarnaise sauce. Despite it not containing a mix of bears and mayonnaise, which would be awesome, it hits your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons a chrome plate full of hot Hollandaise Sauce, basting your opponent for X damage.

• <Name> summons a tidal wave of ice-cold cocktail sauce for X damage.

  <Name> conjures up a gravy boat full of ice-cold gravy, then hits your opponent with it for X damage.

  <Name> summons a wave of ice-cold barbecue sauce, hitting your opponent for X damage.

  <Name> summons a frigid ketchup tornado, which hits it for X damage.

  <Name> blasts it with some cold ceviche for X damage.

  <Name> almost seems to relish summoning some cold relish, which hits it for X damage.

  <Name> blasts it for X damage with cold gazpacho, like he's the gazpacho gestapo or something.

  <Name> gives your opponent a cold shoulder (and everything else) with a blast of cold mustard, hitting for X damage.

  <Name> blasts them with a vicious vichyssoise for X damage.

  <Name> summons either a gazpacho or a vichyssoise--it's hard to tell at this scale--and hits your opponents with it for X damage.

• <Name> summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> summons some frozen alfredo and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. X of your opponent's hit points get converted into MP for you.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> summons a splash of gazpacho and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. Your opponent takes X damage, which converts into more mojo for you.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> hits your opponent with a mystical ceviche that leeches X hit points from it and gives it to you as MP.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> splashes your opponent with some chilled soy sauce for X damage, then passes its hit points (and the savings) on to you as MP.

You gain X Mana Points.

• <Name> hits your opponent with a frozen chunk of béarnaise sauce for X damage. You ponder how awesome a sauce made out of bears and mayonnaise would be, and feel your mojo risin'.

  You gain X Mana Points.

• At the end of combat:

  <name> summons a red sauce with meatballs and gives some of the meat to you, you meathead.

  <name> plumps up the meat you just got with gravy, making it bigger. Does that count as inflation?

  <name> summons some Meat Alfredo sauce, strains out the meat, and gives it to you.

  <Name> gives your meat a gravy injection. Uh, I mean that literally. Like, the meat you just got in battle, he put gravy in it so it would grow bigger. Just so we're clear on that.

As a Disco Bandit

• At the start of combat:

  <Name> goes in for a tiny high-five with your opponent, then does the "too slow" fake-out. Your opponent looks horrendously embarrassed.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> sarcastically compliments your opponent's fashion sense. He looks really embarrassed when he gets that he's joking.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> does some smokin' breakdance moves. Your opponent is unable to step up, and looks pretty beat-down by that fact.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> pulls out a switchblade and menaces your opponent with it. He looks pretty embarrassed when <Name> reveals it's just a switchcomb.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> tries to fist-bump your opponent. He don't get what he's trying to do, and ends up chagrined and humiliated.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> leans against the wall and radiates cool disinterest. Your opponent jumps around trying to get his attention, and look chagrined when he fails.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> does an elaborate dance routine, complete with Moonwalk, impossible lean, and crotch grab. Your opponent looks pretty demoralized.

  Monster attack power reduced by X

  Monster defense reduced by X

  <Name> does an elaborate cool handshake with your opponent, and he looks pretty embarrassed that he don't know all the different steps.

Monster attack power reduced by X

Monster defense reduced by X

• During combat:

  <Name> smashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco ball. Then he reflects the light onto one of your wounds to cauterize it.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> does some sweet tiny karate moves on your opponent for X damage, then hits some pressure points on you until you feel better.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> shoots your opponent for X damage with a tiny Saturday night special, then cures your Saturday Night Fever.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> stabs your opponent with his tiny switchblade for X damage, then uses it as an acupuncture needle to make you feel better.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> uses his tiny awesome nunchucks to beat your opponent for X damage, then uses them to give you a deep tissue massage.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> bashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco banjo, then plays a healing tune on it for you.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> stabs your opponent with his switchblade for X damage. Then he tears a strip of silk off his cool neck scarf and makes a bandage for you.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> uses his sweet silk neck scarf to throttle your opponent for X damage, then uses it as a bandage on one of your wounds.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> sucks some of the coolness out of your opponent for X damage, then uses it to heal you a little.

  You gain X hit points.

  <Name> proves he's a high-toned son-of-a-bitch by slashing him with his straight razor for X damage, leaving him looking drained when he's done.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> pulls out a tiny bitchin' mother-of-pearl straight razor and slashes your opponent for X damage. He looks noticeably weaker.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> notes that your opponent is not wearing shades, and switches his blade on him, doing X damage and leaving him looking pretty drained.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> whips out some tiny nunchucks and beats him for X damage, leaving he looking pretty beat-up.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> hits him with a whirlwind of bitchin' karate moves, from the circular karate chop to the telescoping roundhouse kick. They do X damage, and your opponent can barely stand when he's done.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> whips out a tiny straight razor and slashes him for X damage, leaving him drained of his will to fight.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> pulls out a tiny, very cool samurai sword. He slashes your opponent for X damage, draining him until he can barely stand.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

  <Name> whips out some tiny awesome shuriken, and tosses them at your opponent for X damage, and a decent amount of humiliation.

  Monster attack power reduced by Y

  Monster defense reduced by Z

• At the end of combat:

  <Name> busts some phat disco moves while he looks for more loot.

  <Name> dances like a smooth criminal, doing an impossible lean to look for more items.

  <Name> diagnoses himself with some Saturday Night Fever, busting disco moves while he looks for more items.

  <Name> does a tiny Hustle, boogying while he looks for more items.

  <Name> does a tiny little Electric Slide while he looks for items.

  <Name> does some line-dancing and somehow makes it look cool, all the while looking for more items.

  <Name> does some slick tiny breakdance moves while he looks for more items.

  <Name> makes like Vincent Vega and does the Batusi while he looks for more items.

  <Name> proves he's Stayin' Alive with some sweet tiny disco moves, while he looks for more items.

  <Name> sweats out his Night Fever with some sweet disco moves while he looks for more items.

As an Accordion Thief

• At the start of combat, if you do not have a buff from <him/her> active:
  • When you are a Seal Clubber:

    <Name> plays a song called, "Mi Corazon Es Tan Frio Como La Nieve." Just listening to it gives you goosebumps.

You acquire an effect: Frio Como Helado (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Turtle Tamer:

    <Name> plays a song called, "La Paciencia de la Tortuga." It's all about how the mighty tortoise takes time to heal itself throughout its day.

You acquire an effect: Concha de Tortuga (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Pastamancer:

    <Name> plays a song called, "Hasta La Pasta." It enriches your soul, like enriched flour makes good pasta.

You acquire an effect: Riqueza de Pasta (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Sauceror:

    <Name> plays a song called, "Brujería en la Cafetería." It's all about the magic you can make with foodstuffs.

You acquire an effect: Cafetería Brujería (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are a Disco Bandit:

    <Name> plays a song called, "Carne Carnival." You can't make out most of the lyrics, but he keeps winking at you while he plays, so they're probably a little suggestive.

You acquire an effect: Carne Obsesionada (duration: 10 Adventures)

• • When you are an Accordion Thief:

    <Name> plays a song called, "El Baila de Bailas." It really gets your toes a-tappin'.

You acquire an effect: Bailando, Fernando (duration: 10 Adventures)

• At the end of combat:

  <Name> plays a song he calls, "Ode to Ghuol Whelps." Listening is surprisingly refreshing.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> tells you about a bullfight he witnessed in BorderTown. The bull won by a TKO in round 3. You laugh and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a song called "Yo me siento mejor" on his accordion. It's quite refreshing to listen to.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a song about how you should sing and not cry. You sing along, avoiding crying, and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a narcocorrido about the Suspicious Looking Guy. You listen and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> sings a funny song about a one-ton tomato. You listen and feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> sings a song about a little white dove. Even though he sounds like he's on helium, it's still refreshing to listen to him.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> sings a funny song about how you need a little bit of grace to dance the wood. Just sitting and listening makes you feel refreshed.

  You gain some hit points.

  You gain some Mana Points.

  <Name> plays a tiny mariachi trumpet, managing to dance at the same time without running out of breath. Bravo!

  <Name> plucks a guitarrón and does a traditional mariachi dance to summon more items.

  <Name> dances the Meringue. Sadly, he doesn't turn up any tasty pie, but he does find some more items.

  <Name> plays a traditional tune on his tiny accordion while he helps you look for more items. The lyrics are about dancing the wood, and how you need a little something to do it, as far as you can tell.

  <Name> plays a traditional Corrido about a man who just wants some more items.

  <Name> dances a tarantella, summoning not a fearsome tarantula but more items.

  <Name> plays the traditional tune "Quiero M´s Cosas" on his accordion, shuffling his feet all the while.

  <Name> takes off his tiny sombrero, mops his forehead, and smiles.

  <Name> sings a song about how you should sing and not cry, smiling encouragingly.

  <Name> plays a jaunty tune on his tiny accordion, grinning all the while.

  <Name> plucks some notes on his guitarrón, smiling as the bass thumps.

  <Name> shakes his maracas, grinning as he taps to the beat.

  <Name> smiles widely beneath his giant sombrero, which is as small as an acorn's cap to you.

  <Name> smiles at you, to encourage you to sing and not cry.

Generic Messages

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <Name> winks under the Tam O'Shanter and says, "here's looking at me, kid."

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <Name> does an unflattering imitation of your dancing prowess around the Maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <Name> smiles beneath the wax lips, saying, "I think these are an improvement over our regular lips, don't you?"

Buffs

The following table shows the different temporary buffs you receive from your Mini-Adventurer. These buffs depend on your own and your familiar's current class.

		Familiar's class
		Sauceror	Accordion Thief
Your class	Seal Clubber	You acquire an effect: new unrecognized effect(?) (duration: ? Adventures)Data:new unrecognized effect	You acquire an effect: Frio Como Helado (duration: 10 Adventures)
	Turtle Tamer	You acquire an effect: Wet Rub (duration: 10 Adventures)	You acquire an effect: Concha de Tortuga (duration: 10 Adventures)
	Pastamancer	You acquire an effect: Saucefingers (duration: 10 Adventures)	You acquire an effect: Riqueza de Pasta (duration: 10 Adventures)
	Sauceror	You acquire an effect: new unrecognized effect(?) (duration: ? Adventures)Data:new unrecognized effect	You acquire an effect: Cafetería Brujería (duration: 10 Adventures)
	Disco Bandit	You acquire an effect: new unrecognized effect(?) (duration: ? Adventures)Data:new unrecognized effect	You acquire an effect: Carne Obsesionada (duration: 10 Adventures)
	Accordion Thief	You acquire an effect: Corona de la Salsa (duration: 10 Adventures)	You acquire an effect: Bailando, Fernando (duration: 10 Adventures)

Notes

• On your first adventure with it you will get a choice adventure (The Littlest Identity Crisis) to pick its class.
• While <he/she> is a Seal Clubber, your mini-adventurer ?
• While <he/she> is a Turtle Tamer, your mini-adventurer acts as a starfish, volly, deals spooky damage or physical damage + delevel.
• While <he/she> is a Pastamancer, your mini-adventurer ?
• While <he/she> is a Sauceror and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight leprechaun and a cold-element Star Starfish, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight hot and cold damage. If you are level 15 or higher, your mini-adventurer gives you a class-dependent buff at the start of combat if you don't have it active.
• While <he/she> is a Disco Bandit and you are at a sufficiently high level, your mini-adventurer behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy and Barrrnacle, attacks in combat for weight/2-weight damage and restores HP equal to damage dealt, and attacks in combat for weight*1.5-weight*2 damage and delevels by ?.
• While <he/she> is an Accordion Thief, your mini-adventurer gives you a class-dependent buff at the start of combat if you don't have it active. Additionally, if you are at level 5 or higher acts as a Ghuol Whelp. If you are level 10 or higher, your mini-adventurer also behaves as a full-weight Baby Gravy Fairy. If you are level 15 or higher, it also behaves as a full-weight hovering sombrero.
• The Mini-Adventurer reverts to no class on ascension.