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| ===As a [[Seal Clubber]] [[File:miniadv1.gif]]=== | | ===Class-Specific Messages=== |
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| ===As a [[Turtle Tamer]] [[File:miniadv2.gif]]===
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| ===As a [[Pastamancer]] [[File:miniadv3.gif]]===
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| ===As a [[Sauceror]] [[File:miniadv4.gif]]===
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| *At the start of combat, if you do not have a buff from <him/her> active:
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| **When you are a [[Seal Clubber]]:
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| **When you are a [[Turtle Tamer]]:
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| **:<Name> conjures a mass of sauce that forms into a warm shell on your back. You shudder for a moment, then sigh with relief.
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| **When you are a [[Pastamancer]]:
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| {{acquireEffect|effect=Saucefingers|duration=10}}
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| **When you are a [[Sauceror]]:
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| **When you are a [[Disco Bandit]]:
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| **When you are an [[Accordion Thief]]:
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| **:<Name> conjures a whirling disk of sauce and enchants it to float behind your head. Halo!
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| {{acquireEffect|effect=Corona de la Salsa|duration=10}}
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| *During combat:
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| *:<Name> summons up some piping-hot alfredo sauce, and pretends your opponent is named Alfredo, saucing it for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons some piping-hot marinara, and adds some of your opponent's red sauce to it for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a muy picante batch of salsa, which hits your opponent for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons up some piping hot mustard, and your opponent is unable to cut it, taking {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons some hot Worcestershire sauce. Your opponent fails to pronounce it correctly and take dmg{{sic}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a spicy peanut sauce, buttering your opponent for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons some delicious hot fudge sauce, and packs it into your opponent for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a hot béarnaise sauce. Despite it not containing a mix of bears and mayonnaise, which would be awesome, it hits your opponent for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a chrome plate full of hot Hollandaise Sauce, basting your opponent for {{element|Hot|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a tidal wave of ice-cold cocktail sauce for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> conjures up a gravy boat full of ice-cold gravy, then hits your opponent with it for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a wave of ice-cold barbecue sauce, hitting your opponent for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a frigid ketchup tornado, which hits it for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> blasts it with some cold ceviche for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> almost seems to relish summoning some cold relish, which hits it for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> blasts it for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage with cold gazpacho, like he's the gazpacho gestapo or something.
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| *:<Name> gives your opponent a cold shoulder (and everything else) with a blast of cold mustard, hitting for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> blasts them with a vicious vichyssoise for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons either a gazpacho or a vichyssoise--it's hard to tell at this scale--and hits your opponents with it for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage.
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| *:<Name> summons a splash of vichyssoise and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} of your opponent's hit points turn into mojo for you.
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| *:<Name> summons some frozen alfredo and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} of your opponent's hit points get converted into MP for you.
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| *:<Name> summons a splash of gazpacho and focuses it through a Cosmic Ladle. Your opponent takes {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage, which converts into more mojo for you.
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| *:<Name> hits your opponent with a mystical ceviche that leeches {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} hit points from it and gives it to you as MP.
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| *:<Name> splashes your opponent with some chilled soy sauce for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage, then passes its hit points (and the savings) on to you as MP.
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| *:<Name> hits your opponent with a frozen chunk of béarnaise sauce for {{element|Cold|dmg=X}} damage. You ponder how awesome a sauce made out of bears and mayonnaise would be, and feel your mojo risin'.{{MP|amount=X}}
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| *At the end of combat:
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| *:<name> summons a red sauce with meatballs and gives some of the meat to you, you meathead.
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| *:<name> plumps up the meat you just got with gravy, making it bigger. Does that count as inflation?
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| *:<name> summons some Meat Alfredo sauce, strains out the meat, and gives it to you.
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| *:<Name> gives your meat a gravy injection. Uh, I mean that literally. Like, the meat you just got in battle, he put gravy in it so it would grow bigger. Just so we're clear on that.
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| ===As a [[Disco Bandit]] [[File:miniadv5.gif]]===
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| *At the start of combat:
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| *:<Name> goes in for a tiny high-five with your opponent, then does the "too slow" fake-out. Your opponent looks horrendously embarrassed.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> sarcastically compliments your opponent's fashion sense. He looks really embarrassed when he gets that he's joking.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> does some smokin' breakdance moves. Your opponent is unable to step up, and looks pretty beat-down by that fact.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> pulls out a switchblade and menaces your opponent with it. He looks pretty embarrassed when <Name> reveals it's just a switchcomb.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> tries to fist-bump your opponent. He don't get what he's trying to do, and ends up chagrined and humiliated.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> leans against the wall and radiates cool disinterest. Your opponent jumps around trying to get his attention, and look chagrined when he fails.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> does an elaborate dance routine, complete with Moonwalk, impossible lean, and crotch grab. Your opponent looks pretty demoralized.{{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *:<Name> does an elaborate cool handshake with your opponent, and he looks pretty embarrassed that he don't know all the different steps.
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| {{Delevel|att=X|def=X}}
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| *During combat:
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| *:<Name> smashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco ball. Then he reflects the light onto one of your wounds to cauterize it.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> does some sweet tiny karate moves on your opponent for X damage, then hits some pressure points on you until you feel better.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> shoots your opponent for X damage with a tiny Saturday night special, then cures your Saturday Night Fever.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> stabs your opponent with his tiny switchblade for X damage, then uses it as an acupuncture needle to make you feel better.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> uses his tiny awesome nunchucks to beat your opponent for X damage, then uses them to give you a deep tissue massage.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> bashes your opponent for X damage with his tiny disco banjo, then plays a healing tune on it for you.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> stabs your opponent with his switchblade for X damage. Then he tears a strip of silk off his cool neck scarf and makes a bandage for you.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> uses his sweet silk neck scarf to throttle your opponent for X damage, then uses it as a bandage on one of your wounds.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> sucks some of the coolness out of your opponent for X damage, then uses it to heal you a little.{{HP|amount=X}}
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| *:<Name> proves he's a high-toned son-of-a-bitch by slashing him with his straight razor for X damage, leaving him looking drained when he's done. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> pulls out a tiny bitchin' mother-of-pearl straight razor and slashes your opponent for X damage. He looks noticeably weaker. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> notes that your opponent is not wearing shades, and switches his blade on him, doing X damage and leaving him looking pretty drained. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> whips out some tiny nunchucks and beats him for X damage, leaving he looking pretty beat-up. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> hits him with a whirlwind of bitchin' karate moves, from the circular karate chop to the telescoping roundhouse kick. They do X damage, and your opponent can barely stand when he's done. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> whips out a tiny straight razor and slashes him for X damage, leaving him drained of his will to fight. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> pulls out a tiny, very cool samurai sword. He slashes your opponent for X damage, draining him until he can barely stand. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *:<Name> whips out some tiny awesome shuriken, and tosses them at your opponent for X damage, and a decent amount of humiliation. {{Delevel|att=Y|def=Z}}
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| *At the end of combat:
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| *:<Name> busts some phat disco moves while he looks for more loot.
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| *:<Name> dances like a smooth criminal, doing an impossible lean to look for more items.
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| *:<Name> diagnoses himself with some Saturday Night Fever, busting disco moves while he looks for more items.
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| *:<Name> does a tiny Hustle, boogying while he looks for more items.
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| *:<Name> does a tiny little Electric Slide while he looks for items.
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| *:<Name> does some line-dancing and somehow makes it look cool, all the while looking for more items.
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| *:<Name> does some slick tiny breakdance moves while he looks for more items.
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| *:<Name> makes like Vincent Vega and does the Batusi while he looks for more items.
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| *:<Name> proves he's Stayin' Alive with some sweet tiny disco moves, while he looks for more items.
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| *:<Name> sweats out his Night Fever with some sweet disco moves while he looks for more items.
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| ===As an [[Accordion Thief]] [[File:miniadv6.gif]]===
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| *At the start of combat, if you do not have a buff from <him/her> active:
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| **When you are a [[Seal Clubber]]:
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| **:<Name> plays a song called, "Mi Corazon Es Tan Frio Como La Nieve." Just listening to it gives you goosebumps.
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| **When you are a [[Turtle Tamer]]:
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| **:<Name> plays a song called, "La Paciencia de la Tortuga." It's all about how the mighty tortoise takes time to heal itself throughout its day.
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| **When you are a [[Pastamancer]]:
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| **:<Name> plays a song called, "Hasta La Pasta." It enriches your soul, like enriched flour makes good pasta.
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| **When you are a [[Sauceror]]:
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| **:<Name> plays a song called, "Brujería en la Cafetería." It's all about the magic you can make with foodstuffs.
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| {{acquireEffect|effect=Cafetería Brujería|duration=10}}
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| **When you are a [[Disco Bandit]]:
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| **:<Name> plays a song called, "Carne Carnival." You can't make out most of the lyrics, but he keeps winking at you while he plays, so they're probably a little suggestive.
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| {{acquireEffect|effect=Carne Obsesionada|duration=10}}
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| **When you are an [[Accordion Thief]]:
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| **:<Name> plays a song called, "El Baila de Bailas." It really gets your toes a-tappin'.
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| *At the end of combat:
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| *:<Name> plays a song he calls, "Ode to Ghuol Whelps." Listening is surprisingly refreshing. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> tells you about a bullfight he witnessed in BorderTown. The bull won by a TKO in round 3. You laugh and feel refreshed. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> plays a song called "Yo me siento mejor" on his accordion. It's quite refreshing to listen to. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> plays a song about how you should sing and not cry. You sing along, avoiding crying, and feel refreshed. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> plays a narcocorrido about the Suspicious Looking Guy. You listen and feel refreshed. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> sings a funny song about a one-ton tomato. You listen and feel refreshed. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> sings a song about a little white dove. Even though he sounds like he's on helium, it's still refreshing to listen to him. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> sings a funny song about how you need a little bit of grace to dance the wood. Just sitting and listening makes you feel refreshed. {{HP}} {{MP}}
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| *:<Name> plays a tiny mariachi trumpet, managing to dance at the same time without running out of breath. Bravo!
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| *:<Name> plucks a guitarrón and does a traditional mariachi dance to summon more items.
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| *:<Name> dances the Meringue. Sadly, he doesn't turn up any tasty pie, but he does find some more items.
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| *:<Name> plays a traditional tune on his tiny accordion while he helps you look for more items. The lyrics are about dancing the wood, and how you need a little something to do it, as far as you can tell.
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| *:<Name> plays a traditional Corrido about a man who just wants some more items.
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| *:<Name> dances a tarantella, summoning not a fearsome tarantula but more items.
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| *:<Name> plays the traditional tune "Quiero M´s Cosas" on his accordion, shuffling his feet all the while.
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| *:<Name> takes off his tiny sombrero, mops his forehead, and smiles.
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| *:<Name> sings a song about how you should sing and not cry, smiling encouragingly.
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| *:<Name> plays a jaunty tune on his tiny accordion, grinning all the while.
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| *:<Name> plucks some notes on his guitarrón, smiling as the bass thumps.
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| *:<Name> shakes his maracas, grinning as he taps to the beat.
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| *:<Name> smiles widely beneath his giant sombrero, which is as small as an acorn's cap to you.
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| *:<Name> smiles at you, to encourage you to sing and not cry.
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| ===Generic Messages=== | | ===Generic Messages=== |
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