Mortimer Strauss

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Mortimer Strauss
Monster ID	1129
Locations	The Maelstrom of Lovers
Hit Points	75% of Monster Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
Defense	Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	jar full of wind, jar full of wind, Mortimer's nostrum
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Mortimer Strauss

The history, herewith, of Mortimer Strauss,
Who never could wait 'til his wife left the house,
For he'd call up his mistresses, seven-and-twenty,
The fun they had? Sordid. The acts they did? Plenty.
They frabled their snoobles! They pandled their banglers!
He'd grindy her vormins! She'd shmooby his danglers!
When Mortimer died (with a smile on his face),
He awoke as a wind-beset wraith in this place.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He does is most damndest to bangle your frangle
But try as he might, you're quite un-frangle-bangled.

Mortimer tries to slap your behind
But he's floating so fast that he has to slap blind.

He asks you for your astrological sign,
You say that it's, "Stop," and then he starts to whine.

Mortimer tries to fandoogle your vurbles
But you dodge him so quickly the air 'round you burbles.

He goes off to flirt with another sad wraith,
He'll be back in a minute, though, you just have faith!

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

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Occurs at The Maelstrom of Lovers.