Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep Schizophrenic familiar Four bastards in one

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Ability: Either heals your MP and HP, attacks your enemy, gives you Meat, entangles your opponent or gives you toast

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: ninja pirate zombie robot

Familiar-Specific Equipment: rhesus monkey

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:
  • <name> bleeps, "MEDICAL SYSTEMS ACTIVATED," and fires a dart into your neck. You suddenly feel much better. You gain X hit points. You gain X Mana Points.
  • <name> shambles up to your opponent with a "Graaaaagh," and bites him on the head. He seems a little dazed by the experience.
  • You hear a faint howling of wind, and <name> suddenly appears out of the shadows, holding your opponent's meat pouch. You gain X Meat.
  • <name> shouts "Yarrrr!" and battens your opponent's hatches for him. Violently. For X damage.
  • <name> does a pelvic thrust at your opponent. A piece of toast ricochets off his head, momentarily stunning him (and/or driving him insa-a-a-a-ane.) You acquire an item: toast

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  

<name> ravages your slain foe in a variety of ways, and discovers some extra meat.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  

<name> does a stealthy, jerky, shambling jig around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

<name> grins at you with the wax lips stuck to the outside of his mask. The effect is, on the whole, disturbing.

Notes

• This familiar can be created by players, however (according to Jick) it is "really difficult" to construct.
• Four ninja pirate zombie robots were given to balam (#31632), TedPro (#28312), Nytmare (#56672) and Vida Londres (#9035) to thank them for their work in running the LARP at KoLCon 2.

  KMail from Jick, Hatchling, Hatching the hatchling, The Familiar

References

• The item's name refers to to the Ninjapiratezombierobot clan.
• The pelvic thrust message in combat refers to the song "The Time Warp", from the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". The toast derives from the ritual of throwing toast during certain screenings of the film.
• The message given when the robotic aspect of the familiar activates is possibly drawing from the British comedy series Look Around You, where in one episode a medical robot delivers anesthesia to a patient via a blowdart to the neck.