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You're fighting an octopus gardener
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    This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
 
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crit?
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical.
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical.
 
|miss=
miss
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.
It tries to aerate you, but you decline.
It tries to aerate you, but you decline.
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
|fumble=
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Revision as of 03:28, 22 November 2008

octopus gardener You're fighting an octopus gardener

You're fighting an octopus gardener

This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical.

Miss Message(s):

It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe. It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge. It tries to aerate you, but you decline. It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.

Fumble Message:

not known


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