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A pig in a halter-top winks at you. Your inner wolf is outraged. How dare that little porker try to hit on you? | A pig in a halter-top winks at you. Your inner wolf is outraged. How dare that little porker try to hit on you? | ||
|hit=An oily pig slithers out of the house and gets his hamhocks all over you. Yuck. {{ouch|1}} {{element|sleaze}} | |hit=An oily pig slithers out of the house and gets his hamhocks all over you. Yuck. {{ouch|1}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
A pig eating a sandwich that is half roast beef and half mayo runs up and smears disgusting mayonnaise on you. {{ouch|1}} {{element|sleaze}} | |||
A pig returns from the market with a tub of lard (and the pig himself is kind of a tub of lard, too) and smears some on you. {{ouch|1}} {{element|sleaze}} | A pig returns from the market with a tub of lard (and the pig himself is kind of a tub of lard, too) and smears some on you. {{ouch|1}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
Latest revision as of 16:06, 19 July 2014
| Oily straw house | |
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| Monster ID | 1474 |
| Locations | Unleash Your Inner Wolf |
| Hit Points | 50*(Houses encountered+1) |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | door, hinge, pig, wall, window |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a oily straw houseThis house was built with straw straight from the pig's mud wallow, where all their natural oils combine with mud and even less savory substances to make a gross, viscous liquid. This straw is so oily and gunky that it sticks together without any nails or screws, which is a bonus for the pigs inside, but it's pretty disgusting from the outside.
A pig in a halter-top winks at you. Your inner wolf is outraged. How dare that little porker try to hit on you?
Hit Message(s):
An oily pig slithers out of the house and gets his hamhocks all over you. Yuck. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
A pig eating a sandwich that is half roast beef and half mayo runs up and smears disgusting mayonnaise on you. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
A pig returns from the market with a tub of lard (and the pig himself is kind of a tub of lard, too) and smears some on you. Ooh! (sleaze damage)
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- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
+1 Pig Evicted!Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.
