Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory

Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory
Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory
Zone Num	193
Location	Crimbo Town (2008)
Unlocks	Crimbo 2008
Recom Stat	None
Combat %	100
ML	Scales with player stats
Terrain	indeterminate
Special Adventures
Lucky	None
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The Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory is located in Crimbo Town (2008) for Crimbo 2008.

Each of the penguins in this zone are susceptible to bribery with fat stacks of cash. Using a fat stack of cash during combat will immediately end the combat and cause the penguin to drop either a sturdy Crimbo crate (on first bribery per day), a dusty Crimbo crate (on second and third one), or a battered Crimbo Crate (on subsequent), each containing some items from past Crimbos.

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Mission: Exposition
	Note: Started occurring January 1st, 2009. Does not consume an adventure.

Prior to January 1st, 2009

Combat Adventures

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Mob Penguin enforcer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: patent leather shoes Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Monster level caps at 10000.

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Mob Penguin goon -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: penguin thesaurus Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Monster level caps at 10000.

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Mob Penguin hitpenguin -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: canteen of wine, depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 100 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Monster level caps at 15000.

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Mob Penguin psychopath -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: knuckle sandwich, psycho sweater Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Monster level caps at 20000.

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Mob Penguin racketeer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: gray bow tie Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Scales with player stats • Substat Gain: Scales with player stats • Moxie for No Hit*: Scales with player stats Monster Defense: Scales with player stats Hit Points: Scales with player stats Initiative: 75 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Monster level caps at 10000.

Non-combat Adventures

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Feliz Narrative
	Note: A one-time adventure.

January 1st, 2009

You head toward the old toy factory, but a vaguely familiar penguin blocks your way. Since all penguins look pretty much alike, though, you're not sure if you've seen this particular penguin before. "Hey, you mook," the penguin says, thumping a lead pipe menacingly against one flipper. "Don Pygoscelis, the Godpenguin, also known as Don Crimbo, monarch of the Crimbo holiday, has humbly requested that I, Cappuccino Decaffa, should prevent any and all adventurers from entering his factory. The Godpenguin was most displeased with the recent unpleasantness regarding those adventurers going into the factory and beating up or bribing his business associates." Cappuccino squints up at you threateningly. "Come to think of it, you do bear a striking resemblance -- and please understand I do not want that you should take offense at the implication -- to an adventurer I saw going in here last week." "Who, me?" you say. "No, you must be mistaken. I spent the entire Crimbo season fearlessly battling elves on the Don's behalf."

"That may very well be," Cappuccino says, lowering his lead pipe. "All of you adventurers look alike. In that case, the Don thanks you for your assistance this season, and assures you that he will be an excellent steward of the holiday that has been freely entrusted into his care by his fellow legitimate businessman, Uncle Crimbo. So it is the Don's most fervent desire that you should go forth and enjoy the intervening time until next Crimbo, when he will see you again. Perhaps you could while away the time by purchasing raffle tickets."