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|name=Some Bad ASCII Art
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|text=A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.
|text=A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.
|hit=@CDC$% right in the {{part}}! {{ouch|3}}
|hit=(X)^^CCF! {{ouch|3}}
 
@CDC$% right in the {{part}}! {{ouch|3}}


[^ {{ouch|3}}
[^ {{ouch|3}}
<nowiki>#</nowiki>$__$#! {{ouch|3}}


It hits you in the {{part}}, and you're all ^_)** {{ouch|3}}
It hits you in the {{part}}, and you're all ^_)** {{ouch|3}}
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{{acquire|item=334 scroll|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=334 scroll|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=334 scroll|chance=100%}}
{{acquire|item=334 scroll|chance=100%}}
{{stat|1}}
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Bad ASCII Art
Monster ID 426
Locations The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (While Lucky!)
Hit Points 75
Attack 85
Defense 76
No-Hit 95
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements bad spelling
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, wing
Drops ASCII shirt, 30669 scroll, 33398 scroll, 334 scroll, 334 scroll
Manuel Entry
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Bad ASCII Art You're fighting Some Bad ASCII Art

A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.

Hit Message(s):

(X)^^CCF! Argh! Eek! Eek!

@CDC$% right in the <giblets>! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!

[^ Ugh! Oof! Argh!

#$__$#! Oof! Ugh! Eek!

It hits you in the <giblets>, and you're all ^_)** Ooh! Ouch! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Ooh! Ow! (bad spelling damage)

Miss Message(s):

(X)^^CCF, but misses.

@CDC$%, but misses.

[^

#$__$#, but misses.

It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^

Fumble Message:

It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: ASCII shirt (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 30669 scroll (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm, semi-rarely.

Notes

  • The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
  • This monster, unlike most of the other monsters in this area, is not vulnerable to the dictionary.
  • This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.