Bad ASCII Art

Bad ASCII Art
Monster ID	426
Locations	The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (While Lucky!)
Hit Points	75
Attack	85
Defense	76
No-Hit	95
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	bad spelling
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, wing
Drops	ASCII shirt, 30669 scroll, 33398 scroll, 334 scroll, 334 scroll
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Some Bad ASCII Art

A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.

Hit Message(s):

(X)^^CCF! Ooh! Argh! Ugh!

@CDC$% right in the <throat>! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!

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Argh! Oof! Ugh!

#$__$#! Ow! Eek! Argh!

It hits you in the <throat>, and you're all ^_)** Ow! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Oof! Ouch! (bad spelling damage)

Miss Message(s):

(X)^^CCF, but misses.

@CDC$%, but misses.

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#$__$#, but misses.

It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^

Fumble Message:

It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: ASCII shirt (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: 30669 scroll (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*

You gain 21 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm, semi-rarely.

Notes

• The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
• This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.
• This monster can be olfacted, but it will not appear more often.

References

• Klingon in the critical hit message refers to the constructed language in the Star Trek universe.