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For complete spoilers, follow the link to what you're looking for. Most quests open up according to your [[level]]. Your progress in most of the quests can be tracked in the [[Quest Log]].
===[[The Council of Loathing]] Quests===
 
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
<td style="text-align:center;">Level</td><td>Quest</td><td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>1</td>
<td>[[Toot Oriole Quest]]</td>
<td>"Toot!"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>2</td>
<td>[[Spooky Forest Quest]]</td>
<td>"Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>3</td>
<td>[[Typical Tavern Quest]]</td>
<td>"Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>4</td>
<td>[[Boss Bat Quest]]</td>
<td>"Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>5</td>
<td>[[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]]</td>
<td>"The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>6</td>
<td>[[Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest]]</td>
<td>"Trial By Friar"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>7</td>
<td>[[Undefile the Cyrpt Quest]]</td>
<td>"Cyrptic Emanations"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>8</td>
<td>[[Mt. McLargeHuge Quest]]</td>
<td>"Am I my Trapper's Keeper?"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>9</td>
<td>[[Orc Chasm Quest]] / [[Strange Leaflet Quest]] ''(optional)''</td>
<td>"A Quest, LOL"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>10</td>
<td>[[Giant Trash Quest]]</td>
<td>"The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>11</td>
<td>[[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]]</td>
<td>"<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>12</td>
<td>[[Mysterious Island Quest]]</td>
<td>"Make War, Not... Oh, Wait"</td>
</tr>
<tr valign="top">
<td>13</td>
<td>[[Naughty Sorceress Quest]]</td>
<td>"The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict"</td>
</tr>
</table>
 
===[[Guild Hall|Guild]] Quests===


===[[The Council of Loathing]] Quests===
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
*Level 1 - [[Toot Oriole Quest]] ("Toot!") ''(tutorial; first [[ascension]] only)''
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
*Level 2 - [[Spooky Forest Quest]] ("Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places")
<td>Mainstat</td><td>Quest</td><td>&nbsp;</td>
*Level 3 - [[Typical Tavern Quest]] ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat")
</tr>
*Level 4 - [[Boss Bat Quest]] ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.")
<tr>
*Level 5 - [[The King of Cobb's Knob Quest]] ("The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King")
<td>&nbsp;</td>
*Level 6 - [[Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest]] ("Trial By Friar")
<td>[[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]]</td>
*Level 7 - [[Undefile the Cyrpt Quest]] ("Cyrptic Emanations")
<td>"My Other Car is Made of Meat"</td>
*Level 8 - [[Mt. McLargeHuge Quest]] ("Am I my Trapper's Keeper?")
</tr>
*Level 9 - [[Strange Leaflet Quest]] ''(optional)''
<tr>
*Level 9 - [[Orc Chasm Quest]] ("A Quest, LOL")
<td>11</td>
*Level 10 - [[Giant Trash Quest]] ("The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage")
<td>[[The Wizard of Ego]]</td>
*Level 11 - [[Quest for the Holy MacGuffin]] ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")
<td>&nbsp;</td>
*Level 12 - [[Mysterious Island Quest]] ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")
</tr>
*Level 13 - [[Naughty Sorceress Quest]] ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")
<tr>
<td>12</td>
<td>[[Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]]</td>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>25</td>
<td>[[A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest]]</td>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>25</td>
<td>[[A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest]]</td>
<td>&nbsp;</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>34</td>
<td>[[White Citadel Quest]]</td>
<td>"<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go to White Citadel"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>45-90</td>
<td>[[Me and My Nemesis#The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair|Me and My Nemesis]]</td>
<td>''The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair''</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>100</td>
<td>[[Dwarven Factory Quest]]</td>
<td>"<Player Name>'s Delivery Service"</td>
</tr>
</table>


Note that newly-[[ascension|ascended]] characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit [[Mt. Noob]] for a [[Letter from King Ralph XI|special delivery]].
===Miscellaneous Quests===


All other Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
<td>Quest</td><td>Given By</td><td>Location</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Defend the Gourd Quest]]</td>
<td>[[Captain of the Gourd]]</td>
<td>[[The Gourd Tower]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs]]</td>
<td>[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show|Doc Galaktik]]</td>
<td>[[Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Pretentious Artist Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist|The Pretentious Artist]]</td>
<td>[[The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Untinker Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Untinker's Cottage|The Untinker]]</td>
<td>[[The Untinker's Cottage]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Harold's Hammer Quest]]</td>
<td>[[Please, Hammer|Harold]]</td>
<td>[[The Sleazy Back Alley]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Baker Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Baker's Dilemma|Claude's Baker Friend]]</td>
<td>[[The Haunted Pantry]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Wounded Guard Quest]]</td>
<td>[[When Rocks Attack|Knob Goblin Guard]]</td>
<td>[[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Cell 37]]</td>
<td>[[Cell 37|Subject 37]]</td>
<td>[[Cobb's Knob Menagerie]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Azazel, Ma Belle]]<br></td>
<td>[[Pandamonium|Azazel]]</td>
<td>[[Azazel's Temple]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Cap'm Caronch Quest|I Rate, You Rate]]</td>
<td>[[You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm|Cap'm Caronch]]</td>
<td>[[Barrrney's Barrr]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest]]</td>
<td>[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|The Bounty Hunter Hunter]]</td>
<td>[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[An Old Guy and The Ocean]]</td>
<td>[[An Old Man]]</td>
<td>[[An Old Man (and the Sea)]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[Sea Monkees Quest]]</td>
<td>[[Wriggling flytrap pellet|Little Brother]]</td>
<td>[[An Octopus's Garden]]</td>
</tr>
</table>


On October 32 (November 1st), 2005, [[The Council of Loathing]] gave the [[Zombie Cure|Zombie Cure Quest]]/[[Doc Galaktik's Quest for a Cure]] to everyone. [[The Gray Plague]] and its quests were ended on November 6th, 2005, after the entire population of the Kingdom was vaccinated. The sick ones, anyway.
===Limited Quests===


===[[Guild Hall|Guild]] Quests===
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse;">
These quests are given by the NPCs in your [[Guild Hall]], and most only become available when your base [[Stat|mainstat]] is high enough.
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
*[[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]] ("My Other Car Is Made of Meat")
<td>&nbsp;</td><td>Required</td><td>Quest</td>
*Mainstat 11 - "[[The Wizard of Ego]]" ''(second part requires mainstat 18)''
</tr>
*Mainstat 34 - [[White Citadel Quest]] ("<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go To White Citadel") ''(If you do not have a familiar with you, the familiar name defaults to Kumar.)''
<tr>
*Mainstat 100 - [[Dwarven Factory Quest]] ("<Player Name>'s Delivery Service")
<td>[[File:Mongo32d8.gif|30px]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#77FF77;">[[The Mongoose|Mongoose]], [[The Wallaby|Wallaby]], or [[The Vole|Vole]] Moon Sign</td>
<td>[[Mayor Zapruder|A Bugbear of a Problem]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[File:Blend28f28.gif|30px]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#77FF77;">[[The Wombat|Wombat]], [[The Blender|Blender]] or [[The Packrat|Packrat]] Moon Sign</td>
<td>[[Going Postal]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[File:Babyworm.gif]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Baby Sandworm]]</td>
<td>[[Memories, in the Corners of your Mind|Memory]] Quests</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[File:Lilxeno.gif]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Li'l Xenomorph]]</td>
<td>[[Repair the Elves' Shield Generator]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[File:Lspainting.gif]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Antique painting of a landscape]]</td>
<td>[[The Landscaper|Scapegoat]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>[[File:Antiquelp.gif]]</td>
<td style="background-color:#90BBBB;">[[Antique record album]]</td>
<td>[[The Quest for the Legendary Beat]]</td>
</tr>
</table>


[[Me and My Nemesis|Nemesis]] Quest:
===Other Accomplishments (Current Incarnation)===
*Mainstat 12 - [[Legendary Epic Weapon Quest]] ''(part of the Me and My Nemesis Quest)''
*Mainstat 25 - [[A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest]]
*Mainstat 45-90 - [[Me and My Nemesis#The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair|Me and My Nemesis]] ''(The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair)''


Each stage of the Nemesis quest requires the completion of the previous stage. Similarly, the series of quests given by "[[Paco]]" (the quest-giver in the back of the guild) unlock in order.
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
<td style="text-align:center;">Accomplishment</td><td>Requirement</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have proven yourself literate.</td>
<td>[[The Altar of Literacy|Altar of Literacy Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have helped defend the Gourd.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Defend the Gourd Quest]] once</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have made the Gourd completely safe.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Defend the Gourd Quest]] 21 times</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Slay Your Nemesis Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Dolphin King's Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Slug Lord's Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.</td>
<td>Complete [[Dr. Hobo's Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have solved the Bugbear problem at Degrassi Knoll.</td>
<td>[[Defeat Felonia]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.</td>
<td>Find [[The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered the Hidden Temple.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Spooky Temple Map Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.</td>
<td>Complete the [[Bitchin' Meatcar Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.</td>
<td>Unlock [[The Beanstalk]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have slain Baron Von Ratsworth.</td>
<td>Kill [[Baron von Ratsworth]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.</td>
<td>Complete the [[31337 Scroll Quest]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have found the Hole in the Sky.</td>
<td>[[Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have defeated the Naughty Sorceress.</td>
<td>[[Naughty Sorceress Quest|Slay the Naughty Sorceress]]</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have freed King Ralph XI from the Sorceress' prism.</td>
<td>Free [[Naughty Sorceress Quest#Free King Ralph XI|King Ralph XI]]</td>
</tr>
</table>


===Miscellaneous Quests===
===Other Accomplishments (Permanent)===
*[[Defend the Gourd Quest]] ("Out of Your Gourd")
*[[Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs]] ("What's Up, Doc?")
*[[Mayor Zapruder|Mayor Zapruder Quests]] ("A Bugbear of a Problem")
**[[Tame the Bugbears]]
**[[Summon a Mushroom Familiar]]
**[[Defeat Felonia]]
*[[Pretentious Artist Quest]] ("Suffering For His Art")
*[[Untinker Quest]] ("Driven Crazy")
*[[Harold's Hammer Quest]] ("Hammer Time")
*[[Baker Quest]] ("Baker, Baker")
*[[Wounded Guard Quest]] ("When Rocks Attack")
*[[Azazel, Ma Belle]] ("Angry <Player Name>, this is Azazel in Hell.")
*"[[Going Postal]]"
*[[Cap'm Caronch Quest]] ("I Rate, You Rate")
*[[The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack|The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest]] ("A Bounty Hunter Is You!")
*[[The Sea|Sea]] Quests
**"[[An Old Guy and The Ocean]]"
**[[Sea Monkees Quest]] ("Hey, Hey, They're Sea Monkees")
*[[Memories, in the Corners of your Mind|Memory]] Quests
**"[[Primordial Fear]]"
**"[[Hyboria? I don't even...]]"
**"[[Future]]"
*"[[Cell 37|The Pretty Good Escape]]"
*"[[The Landscaper|Scapegoat]]"
*"[[The Quest for the Legendary Beat]]"
*"[[Repair the Elves' Shield Generator]]"


==Other Accomplishments==
<table style="border:thin solid silver; border-collapse:collapse; width:100%;">
*[[31337 Scroll Quest]]
<tr style="background-color:#ccc; text-align:center; font-weight:bold;">
*[[The Altar of Literacy|Altar of Literacy Quest]]
<td style="text-align:center;">Accomplishment</td><td>Requirement</td>
*[[Giant Trash Quest#Tasks|Beanstalk Quest]] ''(part of the Giant Trash Quest)''
</tr>
*[[Dolphin King's Map Quest]]
<tr>
*[[Dr. Hobo's Map Quest]]
<td>You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.</td>
*[[Most Extreme Haiku Challenge]]
<td>Complete the [[Most Extreme Haiku Challenge]]</td>
*[[The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom]]
</tr>
*[[Slug Lord's Map Quest]]
<tr>
*[[Spooky Temple Map Quest]]
<td>You have permanently unlocked the [[Bad Moon]] sign.</td>
*[[Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky]] ''(part of the Giant Trash Quest)''
<td>Complete a 100% [[Black Cat]] Bad Moon run</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have unlocked # [[tattoo]]s.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have earned # [[trophy|trophies]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have collected # [[:Category:Familiars|familiars]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have pickpocketed # items.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Your strongest physical attack so far dealt # damage.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Your most powerful spell so far dealt # damage.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have completed # Hardcore ascensions.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have picked # [[pretty flower]]s in PvP combat.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Meat-Pasting Discoveries|Meat-Pasting recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Cooking Discoveries|Cooking recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Meatsmithing Discoveries|Meatsmithing recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Cocktailcrafting Discoveries|Cocktailcrafting recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Jewelry Discoveries|Jewelrycrafting recipes]].</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>You have discovered # [[Miscellaneous Discoveries|Miscellaneous recipes]].</td>
</tr>
</table>


==Quests That Don't Appear in Your Quest Log==
==Notes==
*[[Dwarven Factory Complex Puzzle]]
*Newly-[[ascension|ascended]] characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit [[Mt. Noob]] for a [[Letter from King Ralph XI|special delivery]].
*[[Around the World Quest]]
*All Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.
*[[El Vibrato Island guide#Getting to the Island|El Vibrato Island Quest]]
*Guild quests are given by the NPCs in your [[Guild Hall]], and most only become available when your base [[Stat|mainstat]] is high enough.
*[[Giant Castle Map Quest]]
*A more complete list of quests and other accomplishments can be found in the [[Quest Log]] entry.
*[[The Mysterious Island of Mystery (Wartime)|Mysterious Island of Mystery]] Side-Quests
**[[Advertise for the Mysterious Island Arena]]
**[[Defowl the Farm]]
**[[Exterminate the Filthworm Infestation]]
**[[Recover the Lighthouse Keeper's Gunpowder]]
**[[Recover the Sisters' Meat]]
**[[Retrieve Yossarian's Tools]]
*[[Pagoda Quest]]
*[[half of a memo|Silver Shrimp Fork Quest]]
*[[Spookyraven Manor Quest]]
*[[Zapping#Description|Zap Quest]]


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Revision as of 23:21, 22 October 2011

LevelQuest 
1 Toot Oriole Quest "Toot!"
2 Spooky Forest Quest "Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places"
3 Typical Tavern Quest "Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat"
4 Boss Bat Quest "Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat"
5 The King of Cobb's Knob Quest "The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King"
6 Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest "Trial By Friar"
7 Undefile the Cyrpt Quest "Cyrptic Emanations"
8 Mt. McLargeHuge Quest "Am I my Trapper's Keeper?"
9 Orc Chasm Quest / Strange Leaflet Quest (optional) "A Quest, LOL"
10 Giant Trash Quest "The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage"
11 Quest for the Holy MacGuffin "<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin"
12 Mysterious Island Quest "Make War, Not... Oh, Wait"
13 Naughty Sorceress Quest "The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict"

Guild Quests

MainstatQuest 
  Bitchin' Meatcar Quest "My Other Car is Made of Meat"
11 The Wizard of Ego  
12 Legendary Epic Weapon Quest  
25 A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest  
25 A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest  
34 White Citadel Quest "<Player Name> and <Familiar Name> Go to White Citadel"
45-90 Me and My Nemesis The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair
100 Dwarven Factory Quest "<Player Name>'s Delivery Service"

Miscellaneous Quests

QuestGiven ByLocation
Defend the Gourd Quest Captain of the Gourd The Gourd Tower
Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs Doc Galaktik Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
Pretentious Artist Quest The Pretentious Artist The Dirt-Walled Hovel of The Pretentious Artist
Untinker Quest The Untinker The Untinker's Cottage
Harold's Hammer Quest Harold The Sleazy Back Alley
Baker Quest Claude's Baker Friend The Haunted Pantry
Wounded Guard Quest Knob Goblin Guard Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Cell 37 Subject 37 Cobb's Knob Menagerie
Azazel, Ma Belle
Azazel Azazel's Temple
I Rate, You Rate Cap'm Caronch Barrrney's Barrr
The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Daily Quest The Bounty Hunter Hunter The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack
An Old Guy and The Ocean An Old Man An Old Man (and the Sea)
Sea Monkees Quest Little Brother An Octopus's Garden

Limited Quests

 RequiredQuest
Mongoose, Wallaby, or Vole Moon Sign A Bugbear of a Problem
Wombat, Blender or Packrat Moon Sign Going Postal
Baby Sandworm Memory Quests
Li'l Xenomorph Repair the Elves' Shield Generator
Antique painting of a landscape Scapegoat
Antique record album The Quest for the Legendary Beat

Other Accomplishments (Current Incarnation)

AccomplishmentRequirement
You have proven yourself literate. Altar of Literacy Quest
You have helped defend the Gourd. Complete the Defend the Gourd Quest once
You have made the Gourd completely safe. Complete the Defend the Gourd Quest 21 times
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave. Complete the Slay Your Nemesis Quest
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure. Complete the Dolphin King's Map Quest
You have found the Slug Lord's treasure. Complete the Slug Lord's Map Quest
You have found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure. Complete Dr. Hobo's Map Quest
You have solved the Bugbear problem at Degrassi Knoll. Defeat Felonia
You have discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom. Find The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom
You have discovered the Hidden Temple. Complete the Spooky Temple Map Quest
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car. Complete the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest
You have planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains. Unlock The Beanstalk
You have slain Baron Von Ratsworth. Kill Baron von Ratsworth
You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R. Complete the 31337 Scroll Quest
You have found the Hole in the Sky. Unlocking The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky
You have defeated the Naughty Sorceress. Slay the Naughty Sorceress
You have freed King Ralph XI from the Sorceress' prism. Free King Ralph XI

Other Accomplishments (Permanent)

AccomplishmentRequirement
You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge. Complete the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge
You have permanently unlocked the Bad Moon sign. Complete a 100% Black Cat Bad Moon run
You have unlocked # tattoos.
You have earned # trophies.
You have collected # familiars.
You have pickpocketed # items.
Your strongest physical attack so far dealt # damage.
Your most powerful spell so far dealt # damage.
You have completed # Hardcore ascensions.
You have picked # pretty flowers in PvP combat.
You have discovered # Meat-Pasting recipes.
You have discovered # Cooking recipes.
You have discovered # Meatsmithing recipes.
You have discovered # Cocktailcrafting recipes.
You have discovered # Jewelrycrafting recipes.
You have discovered # Miscellaneous recipes.

Notes

  • Newly-ascended characters can't complete the Toot Oriole's Quest again. They should still visit Mt. Noob for a special delivery.
  • All Council quests (except the Strange Leaflet Quest) must be completed before the Naughty Sorceress Quest becomes available.
  • Guild quests are given by the NPCs in your Guild Hall, and most only become available when your base mainstat is high enough.
  • A more complete list of quests and other accomplishments can be found in the Quest Log entry.