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{{battletop|image=toothgoat.gif|a=a|name=sabre-toothed goat|text=This is a fearsome sabre-toothed goat. He's fierce, but handy if you need a can of tomato juice opened.}} | {{battletop|image=toothgoat.gif|a=a|name=sabre-toothed goat|text=This is a fearsome sabre-toothed goat. He's fierce, but handy if you need a can of tomato juice opened.}} | ||
<CENTER>He bites you with his sabre teeth. You feel the urge to visit the theatre, and maybe see a spectre. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Oof! Ouch!'''</span> | <CENTER>He bites you with his sabre teeth. You feel the urge to visit the theatre, and maybe see a spectre. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Oof! Ouch!'''</span> | ||
He gores you with his sharp horns and his sabre-teeth simultaneously. It's like being attacked by some minotaur-vampire hybrid. Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ouch! | |||
He gnashes his sabre teeth at you and butts you in the head. And heads you in the butt. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Ugh! Ow! Ooh!'''</span> | He gnashes his sabre teeth at you and butts you in the head. And heads you in the butt. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Ugh! Ow! Ooh!'''</span> | ||
Revision as of 02:14, 7 May 2006
He gores you with his sharp horns and his sabre-teeth simultaneously. It's like being attacked by some minotaur-vampire hybrid. Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ouch!
He gnashes his sabre teeth at you and butts you in the head. And heads you in the butt. Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
He tries to bite you with his sabre teeth, but gets his lower lip instead.
He gnashes his sabre teeth at you. You give him a toothbrush and some toothpaste, which you didn't know you had and is now gone.
You gain 59 Meat.
 | You acquire 2.9% chance goat beards |
 | You acquire 4.9% chance sets of sabre teeth |
You gain 13 <substat>.
Occurs in The Goatlet.
References
- The bit about "tomato juice" is probably a reference to the lyrics of "I've Got a Fang", by They Might Be Giants: "Glistening white triangular tooth / Open up a can of tomato juice"
- The reference to "visit the theatre" and "see a spectre" is probably a complaint about differences between American English (saber, specter, theater) and international English (sabre, spectre, theatre).
- The bit about the "toothbrush and some toothpaste" may be a reference to "My Father's Dragon" in which the main character gives a rhino a toothbrush and toothpaste to avoid being gored.
