Safe Adventuring

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It is a fairly well-supported rumor that for each level an enemy has, it has 1 point in each stat, and that this level is equal to its total stat drop times 5. It is further rumored, and also well-supported, that for each 5 points of Muscle possessed by a monster, your character may avoid all attacks by that monster if s/he possesses 5 more points of Moxie than it does. From this information, it may be determined what the lowest possible Moxie is that may allow one to avoid all hits in a given area. This information has been compiled by Kittiwake, and I thought I'd post it here so as to make it more accessible to the community.

The two tables below both show the required Moxie for safe adventuring. The Sorted by Location shows locations sorted in the standard Wiki location order while the Sorted by Moxie table shows sorts locations ordered by the Moxie required for safe adventuring. Thus, knowing your current Moxie, you can figure out at a glance the areas in which you're reasonably capable of adventuring.

Sorted by Location
Area	Moxie Required
Seaside Town
The Haunted Pantry	10
Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp	10
The Sleazy Back Alley	15
The Daily Dungeon	25
The Dungeons of Doom	45
Camp Logging Camp	45
The Nearby Plains
Degrassi Knoll	15
The "Fun" House	?
Fernswarthy's Tower	25
The Misspelled Cemetary	25
The Spectral Pickle Factory	205
The Palindome	85
Cobb's Knob
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	10
Kitchens	?
Treasury	35
Harem	35
King's Chamber	60
Laboratory	?
Menagerie Level 1	60
Menagerie Level 2	75
Menagerie Level 3	85
The Bat Hole
Entryway	20
Guano Junction	25
Batrat and Ratbat Burrow	30
Beanbat Chamber	30
The Boss Bat's Lair	35
The Cyrpt
The Defiled Nook The Defiled Cranny The Defiled Niche The Defiled Alcove	60
The Haert of the Cyrpt	95
The Distant Woods
The Spooky Forest	10
The Typical Tavern	20
The Bugbear Pens	25
8-Bit Realm	30
Whitey's Grove	45
The Spooky Gravy Barrow	75
The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
The Dark Neck of the Woods	60
The Dark Heart of the Woods	55
The Dark Elbow of the Woods	55
The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	60
Desert Beach
South of the Border	30
Thugnderdome	50
The Mysterious Island of Mystery
The Hippy Camp	45
Orcish Frat House	50
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	75
The Big Mountains
The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm	95
The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave: SC/SR/PM/DB	20
The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave: AT	25
The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave: TT	35
Mt. McLargeHuge
Itznotyerzitz Mine	65
The Goatlet	75
The eXtreme Slope	80
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	90
The Icy Peak	125
The Beanstalk
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	125
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	150
The Hole in the Sky	175
The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress
The Hedge Maze	185

Sorted by Moxie
Area	Moxie Required
Seaside Town: The Haunted Pantry	10
The Nearby Plains: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	10
The Distant Woods: The Spooky Forest	10
Seaside Town: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp	10
Seaside Town: The Sleazy Back Alley	15
The Nearby Plains: Degrassi Knoll	15
The Nearby Plains: The "Fun" House	?
The Distant Woods: The Typical Tavern	20
The Bat Hole: Entryway	20
The Big Mountains: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave: SC/SR/PM/DB	20
Seaside Town: The Daily Dungeon	25
The Nearby Plains: Fernswarthy's Tower	25
The Nearby Plains: The Misspelled Cemetary	25
The Bat Hole: Guano Junction	25
The Distant Woods: The Bugbear Pens	25
The Big Mountains: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave: AT	25
Cobb's Knob: Kitchens	?
The Bat Hole: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow	30
The Bat Hole: Beanbat Chamber	30
The Distant Woods: 8-Bit Realm	30
Desert Beach: South of the Border	30
The Bat Hole: The Boss Bat's Lair	35
Cobb's Knob: Treasury	35
Cobb's Knob: Harem	35
The Big Mountains: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave: TT	35
Seaside Town: The Dungeons of Doom	45
The Distant Woods: Whitey's Grove	45
Seaside Town: Camp Logging Camp	45
The Mysterious Island of Mystery: The Hippy Camp	45
Cobb's Knob: Laboratory	?
Desert Beach: Thugnderdome	50
The Mysterious Island of Mystery: Orcish Frat House	50
Deep Fat Friars: The Dark Heart of the Woods	55
Deep Fat Friars: The Dark Elbow of the Woods	55
Cobb's Knob: King's Chamber	60
Cobb's Knob: Menagerie Level 1	60
The Cyrpt: The Defiled Nook The Cyrpt: The Defiled Cranny The Cyrpt: The Defiled Niche The Cyrpt: The Defiled Alcove	60
Deep Fat Friars: The Dark Neck of the Woods	60
The Distant Woods: The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	60
Mt. McLargeHuge: Itznotyerzitz Mine	65
Cobb's Knob: Menagerie Level 2	75
The Distant Woods: The Spooky Gravy Barrow	75
The Mysterious Island of Mystery: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	75
Mt. McLargeHuge: The Goatlet	75
Mt. McLargeHuge: The eXtreme Slope	80
Cobb's Knob: Menagerie Level 3	85
The Nearby Plains: The Palindome	85
Mt. McLargeHuge: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	90
The Cyrpt: The Haert of the Cyrpt	95
The Big Mountains: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm	95
Mt. McLargeHuge: The Icy Peak	125
The Beanstalk: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	125
The Beanstalk: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	150
The Beanstalk: The Hole in the Sky	175
The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress: The Hedge Maze	185
The Nearby Plains: The Spectral Pickle Factory	205