Safe Adventuring

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It is a fairly well-supported rumor that for each level an enemy has, it has 1 point in each stat, and that this level is equal to its total stat drop times 5. It is further rumored, and also well-supported, that for each 5 points of Muscle possessed by a monster, your character may avoid all attacks by that monster if s/he possesses 5 more points of Moxie than it does. From this information, it may be determined what the lowest possible Moxie is that may allow one to avoid all hits in a given area. This information has been compiled by Kittiwake, and I thought I'd post it here so as to make it more accessible to the community.

The two tables below both show the required Moxie for safe adventuring. The Sorted by Location shows locations sorted in the standard Wiki location order while the Sorted by Moxie table shows sorts locations ordered by the Moxie required for safe adventuring. Thus, knowing your current Moxie, you can figure out at a glance the areas in which you're reasonably capable of adventuring.

Sorted by Location
Area	Moxie Required
Seaside Town
The Haunted Pantry	12
Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp	12
The Sleazy Back Alley	12
The Daily Dungeon	29
The Dungeons of Doom	54
Camp Logging Camp	48
The Nearby Plains
Degrassi Knoll	15
The "Fun" House	29
Fernswarthy's Tower	29
The Misspelled Cemetary	33
The Spectral Pickle Factory	209
The Palindome	89
Cobb's Knob
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	12
Kitchens	33
Treasury	35
Harem	39
King's Chamber	62
Laboratory	54
Menagerie Level 1	68
Menagerie Level 2	78
Menagerie Level 3	88
The Bat Hole
Entryway	23
Guano Junction	28
Batrat and Ratbat Burrow	35
Beanbat Chamber	33
The Boss Bat's Lair	35
The Cyrpt
The Defiled Nook	84
The Defiled Cranny	84
The Defiled Niche	84
The Defiled Alcove	84
The Haert of the Cyrpt	99
The Distant Woods
The Spooky Forest	14
The Typical Tavern	24
The Bugbear Pens	29
8-Bit Realm	34
Whitey's Grove	48
The Spooky Gravy Barrow	74
The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars
The Dark Neck of the Woods	64
The Dark Heart of the Woods	59
The Dark Elbow of the Woods	58
The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	64
Desert Beach
South of the Border	34
Thugnderdome	54
The Mysterious Island of Mystery
The Hippy Camp	49
Orcish Frat House	53
The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	78
The Big Mountains
The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm	98
The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	24
Mt. McLargeHuge
Itznotyerzitz Mine	68
The Goatlet	78
The eXtreme Slope	84
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	94
The Icy Peak	115
The Beanstalk
The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	129
The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	154
The Hole in the Sky	178
The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress
The Hedge Maze	189

Sorted by Moxie
Area	Moxie Required
Seaside Town: The Haunted Pantry	10
The Nearby Plains: Outskirts of Cobb's Knob	10
Seaside Town: Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp	10
Seaside Town: The Sleazy Back Alley	15
The Distant Woods: The Spooky Forest	10
The Nearby Plains: Degrassi Knoll	15
The Bat Hole: Entryway	20
The Big Mountains: The Barrel Full of Barrels	24
The Distant Woods: The Typical Tavern	20
The Big Mountains: The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave	20
The Bat Hole: Guano Junction	25
The Distant Woods: The Bugbear Pens	25
Seaside Town: The Daily Dungeon	25
The Nearby Plains: The "Fun" House	?
The Nearby Plains: Fernswarthy's Tower	25
The Nearby Plains: The Misspelled Cemetary	25
Cobb's Knob: Kitchens	?
The Bat Hole: Beanbat Chamber	30
The Distant Woods: 8-Bit Realm	30
Desert Beach: South of the Border	30
The Bat Hole: Batrat and Ratbat Burrow	30
The Bat Hole: The Boss Bat's Lair	35
Cobb's Knob: Treasury	35
Cobb's Knob: Harem	35
The Distant Woods: Whitey's Grove	45
Seaside Town: Camp Logging Camp	45
The Mysterious Island of Mystery: The Hippy Camp	45
The Mysterious Island of Mystery: Orcish Frat House	50
Seaside Town: The Dungeons of Doom	45
Cobb's Knob: Laboratory	?
Desert Beach: Thugnderdome	50
Deep Fat Friars: The Dark Elbow of the Woods	55
Deep Fat Friars: The Dark Heart of the Woods	55
Cobb's Knob: King's Chamber	60
Deep Fat Friars: The Dark Neck of the Woods	60
The Distant Woods: The Deep Fat Friars' Gate	60
Cobb's Knob: Menagerie Level 1	60
Mt. McLargeHuge: Itznotyerzitz Mine	65
The Distant Woods: The Spooky Gravy Barrow	75
Cobb's Knob: Menagerie Level 2	75
The Mysterious Island of Mystery: The Obligatory Pirate's Cove	75
Mt. McLargeHuge: The Goatlet	75
The Cyrpt: The Defiled Nook	60
The Cyrpt: The Defiled Cranny	60
The Cyrpt: The Defiled Niche	60
The Cyrpt: The Defiled Alcove	60
Mt. McLargeHuge: The eXtreme Slope	80
Cobb's Knob: Menagerie Level 3	85
The Nearby Plains: The Palindome	85
Mt. McLargeHuge: Lair of the Ninja Snowmen	90
The Big Mountains: The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm	95
The Cyrpt: The Haert of the Cyrpt	95
Mt. McLargeHuge: The Icy Peak	105
The Beanstalk: The Penultimate Fantasy Airship	125
The Beanstalk: The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky	150
The Beanstalk: The Hole in the Sky	175
The Lair of the Naughty Sorceress: The Hedge Maze	185
The Nearby Plains: The Spectral Pickle Factory	205