Sea avocado

sea avocado

The avocado is the greasiest of fruits, and the sea is the saltiest of all bodies of water. We can therefore deduce that the sea avocado is both greasier than most bodies of water and saltier than most fruits. And that Socrates is a terrible golfer.

(Cooking ingredient)
Type: food (quality unspecified)
Size: UNSPECIFIED
Level required: 2
Selling Price: 350 Meat.

(In-game plural: sea avocados)

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Obtained From

An Octopus's Garden

In the Shade (0-1)

Stores

Chez Snootée (sometimes) (1050 Meat)

When Consumed

You cut the avocado down its longest axis, twist it apart, remove the seed, do that thing with the spoon where you separate the fruit from the rind, and then eat it. It's sort of a lot of work, and you're not entirely sure it's worth it.

You gain 1-3 Adventures.

You 20-30 Smarm.

(You gain 1 Fullness.)

Uses

• tempura avocado
• Can be used as an extra filling in maki.

References

• The reasoning in the description alludes to syllogistic logic.

See Also

• Sea produce

Collection

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• #7: TQuilla (#2771003) - 1,081
• #8: Sal the Rapacious (#1532119) - 1,050
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• #10: mskc (#995456) - 905

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