Set an Open Course for the Virgin Booty

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You hand the Meat over to the navigator, who hands it over to the quartermaster, who hands it over to an accounts payable rep, who hands it over to the grog purchasing agent, the food acquisition specialist, and the convenience store clerk, and soon the ship is fully outfitted for a voyage.

The navigator squints at you and asks "That's that, then. To what coordinates would you like to sail in search of booty, Cap'm?"

Longitude: (1-242)

Latitude: (1-100)

Set Sail!

Results

"Aye aye, Cap'm!" says the navigator, and there is a bustle of activity as the ship leaves port -- sails are unfurled, masts are hoisted, pulleys are winched, all that kind of shippy stuff. Pretty soon, you've lost sight of land, and open sea lies... um... open before you as you sail towards your destination.

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Ocean Treasure
	Note: Drops a random Cursed Chest or Key Note: Default adventure when not going to one of the co-ordinates below

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Rainbow Pearl (adventure)
	Note: Upon first discovery, dropped a rainbow pearl Note: Upon subsequent visits, dropped a shimmering rainbow sand

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Stone Triangle
	Note: Upon first discovery, dropped either a small stone triangle, a medium stone triangle, or a large stone triangle Note: Upon subsequent visits, dropped a strange stone sphere

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Small Tropical Island
	Note: Upon first discovery, dropped a strange tiki idol. Note: Upon subsequent visits, dropped a sinister altar fragment

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Stone Pyramid
	Note: Occurs at any coordinate when adventuring with a strange stone pyramid in your inventory Note: After this adventure, the strange stone pyramid is lost from your inventory Note: Can no longer occur as there are no more strange stone pyramids in the Kingdom.

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Plinth
	Note: If there is one in your inventory, lose a strange stone sphere Note: Was only unlocked after the creation of the strange stone pyramid and its use in the above adventure

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Gilligan's Island
	Note: gain X Muscle substat

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Monkey Island
	Note: gain X Muscle substat

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Oyster Island
	Note: gain X Muscle substat

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Dinosaur Comics
	Note: gain X Mysticality substat

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Land of the Lost
	Note: gain X Mysticality substat

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Myst Island
	Note: gain X Mysticality substat

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Cast Away
	Note: gain X Moxie substat

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Lord of the Flies
	Note: gain X Moxie substat

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LOST
	Note: gain X Moxie substat

Notes

• Occurs during O Cap'm, My Cap'm
• Choosing invalid coordinates results in the following message:

  The navigator sighs. "Those aren't valid coordinates, Cap'm. Care to try again?"

• The Kingdom of Loathing is present on this map, largely occupying an 11x11 region beginning at the coordinates (11,11). Several coordinates in this region contain ocean, resulting in the area resembling that portrayed on the Main Map. Attempting to search one of these locations would give the following message:

  The navigator says "Sorry, Cap'm, but we can't sail to those coordinates, because that's where the mainland is, and we've pretty much plundered the mainland dry. Perhaps a more exotic locale is in order?"

References

• The name of the adventure is similar to "Set an open course for the virgin sea", a lyric from the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx.
• The treasure-crane (used to find chests, rainbow pearls, and stone triangles/spheres) is probably based on the identical device in the GameCube game The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
• The Lord of the Flies was a novel by William Golding, which has a Lord of the Flies (a pig head on a stick that had be sharpened on both ends and then stabbed into the ground) in it.