Spider gremlin

Spider gremlin
Monster ID	552
Locations	Near an Abandoned Refrigerator, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired)
Hit Points	170
Attack	172
Defense	151
No-Hit	∞
Initiative	60
Meat	40-60
Phylum	humanoid
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy)
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a spider gremlin

What has eight hairy legs, giant venomous mandibles, fangs, claws, and slimy green skin?

Umm... that wasn't a riddle. I just wanted to know if you knew what's sneaking up behind you right now.

Though I guess the answer would be "a creature genetically engineered by scientists who decided combining the DNA of two malicious predators would be a really, really good idea."

Hit Message(s):

It tries to mate with you, then tries to decapitate you. You can't decide which is worse. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Ow! (sleaze damage)

It shoots webbing all over your face. You choke and black out. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Argh!

It bites you in the fibula with its mandibles. The pain is far from nebulous. Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!

It whips out a pair of pliers and fastens them firmly on your foot. If only it'd tried to ply you with booze instead. Ugh! Argh! Ow! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain ? Meat

You acquire an item: gremlin juice

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it in The Junkyard