Beaten Up

Beaten Up

You've had the crap beaten out of you. You're going to need some more crap.

Muscle -50%
Mysticality -50%
Moxie -50%

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Effect number: 7
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Obtained From

• Reaching zero HP in any way (4 turns)
  • While reaching zero HP normally grants 4 turns of Beaten Up, most methods of HP loss also consume a turn, leaving you with 3 turns of Beaten Up. Adventures under The Sea without Fishy consume 2 turns, leaving you with 2 turns of Beaten Up.
  • There are some exceptions to this rule, such as:
    • Trying to cheat Rodoric, the Staffcrafter (1 Adventure)
    • drinking at the Giant's Drink (3 Adventures)
    • Drinking a can of Dyspepsi-Cola or Cloaca-Cola with the effect Popping Stomach (10 Adventures)
    • Using explosion-flavored chewing gum (10 Adventures)
    • Eating foie gras (1 Adventure)
    • The Beaten-Senseless Man's Hand at South of The Border, Bad Moon only (10 Adventures)
    • Being kneecapped by the Penguin Mafia (10 Adventures) (No longer available)
    • Trying to inappropriately Bedazzle! (10 Adventures)

Notes

• If you are at 0 HP after taking damage the Beaten Up duration is reset before adding the new amount.
• The following actions will explicitly cure Beaten Up:
  • Resting at your campsite
  • Using the Seal Clubber skill Tongue of the Walrus
  • Using the Seal Clubber skill Hibernate
  • Using the hot tub in your Clan VIP Lounge (maximum 5 uses per day)
  • Using a tiny house
  • Using a Space Tours Tripple
  • Using a CSA all-purpose soap
  • Using a personal massager (or having one in your inventory when you lose a fight)
  • Using a vial of forest tears
  • Using an aspirin
  • Having the effect Heal Thy Nanoself active when you lose a fight
  • Waiting until after rollover

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers
• Mysticality Modifiers
• Moxie Modifiers