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Revision as of 19:31, 7 March 2012

The Cake-Shaped Arena is located in The Nearby Plains and is run by Susie, the Arena Mistress. Here you can send your familiar to compete with the House Familiars for "experience, prestige, and fabulous prizes".
Entering your familiar in an event costs 100 Meat and one Adventure. There are five House Familiars to compete against each day, and four events:
When your familiar wins, it gains experience (equivalent to a number of kills) according to the margin of victory:
- 5 or less: 5 kills
- 6: 4 kills
- 7: 3 kills
- 8 or more: 2 kills
The formula changes slightly for the Ultimate Cage Match, which has no margin of difference, only rounds of battle:
- 15 or more: 5 kills
- 14: 4 kills
- 13: 3 kills
- 12 or fewer: 2 kills
For every five Arena wins, you receive a piece of familiar equipment as a prize, this item will be suited to your familiar. However, if you are using a Comma Chameleon, you will receive a random piece of familiar equipment every other win. [1] If you're using an elemental gravy fairy, Susie will look at your familiar strangely and give you a lead necklace as the prize every time:
- Susie looks at your familiar oddly.
- "I've never seen one of those before. I don't think we have any stuff in here that's specifically geared for this familiar..."
Maximizing Your Familiar's Experience
Your familiar's performance will always be between one of five numbers, as will the house familiar's. Therefore, there are 25 possible outcomes in any given match.
Between two familiars of equal ability (see Strengths and Handicaps below), you'll want your familiar to be 3 pounds heavier than the house's familiar. This will generate an average of 4.64 experience, and a victory 96% of the time. At 4 pounds heavier, your familiar will receive 4.6 experience, and a victory 100% of the time.
Below is a chart that shows the ability of your familiar vs. the house's familiar, and how much more your familiar should weigh to gain maximum experience. (The first number emphasizes experience, the second 100% victory.)
House Familiar | ||||||||||
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Weak | Average | Strong | ||||||||
You | Weak | 3 | / | 4 | 6 | / | 7 | 9 | / | 10 |
Average | 0 | / | 1 | 3 | / | 4 | 6 | / | 7 | |
Strong | -3 | / | -2 | 0 | / | 1 | 3 | / | 4 |
Familiar weight can be altered in a number of different ways. See Familiar Weight for a full list.
Strengths and Handicaps
Familiars have one of four different levels of competence in each of the events. This level determines how much more effectively they can perform in that event, as compared to another familiar of the same weight. The levels are:
- Strong: Familiars will receive a bonus equal to their weight + 3.
- Average: Familiars will receive a bonus equal to their weight.
- Weak: Familiars will receive a bonus equal to their weight - 3.
- Unable to Perform: Familiars will be considered to have a weight of 0, and will perform the same regardless of actual weight.
Familiars that are unable to perform an event will state as such during the competition. About half of the familiars have one event that they are unable to perform in, the Comma Chameleon has three, and the O.A.F. and Reassembled Blackbird have four. Most common familiars will have one Strong event, one Average event, and one Weak event. Some rarer familiars, such as the Snowy Owl, are strong in multiple events.
Low weight familiars can lose to a familiar that is unable to perform in a certain task. weak familiars get -3 to their weight, which means it is possible for a weak familiar with a weight between 1 lbs (-2 effective weight) and 6 lbs (3 effective weight) to lose to a familiar that is unable to perform (0 lbs) in that event. Average familiars between 1 lbs, and 3 lbs can lose to an unable to perform familiar (0 lbs). This is because the weight difference must be at least 4 to guarantee 100% chance of success.
The following is a list of events, with the familiars that are unable to perform in them. The events pages (linked above) list how each familiar ranks in that event.
Ultimate Cage Match
- Baby Gravy Fairy
- Barrrnacle
- Blood-Faced Volleyball
- Comma Chameleon
- Cuddlefish
- Dandy Lion
- Hovering Sombrero
- Levitating Potato
- Midget Clownfish
- Nervous Tick
- Happy Medium
Scavenger Hunt
- Angry Goat
- Astral Badger
- Comma Chameleon
- Grue
- Mad Hatrack
- MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
- Ninja Snowflake
- Sabre-Toothed Lime
- Wind-up Chattering Teeth
Obstacle Course
- Clockwork Grapefruit
- Cocoabo
- Comma Chameleon
- Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
- Disembodied Hand
- Evil Teddy Bear
- Ghost Pickle on a Stick
- Ghuol Whelp
- Green Pixie
- Leprechaun
- Origami Towel Crane
- Sweet Nutcracker
- Teddy Bear
Hide and Seek
- Ancient Yuletide Troll
- Exotic Parrot
- Frumious Bandersnatch
- Howling Balloon Monkey
- Killer Bee
- Magic Dragonfish
- Mosquito
- Penguin Goodfella
- Scary Death Orb
- Smiling Rat
- Spirit Hobo
- Spooky Pirate Skeleton
- Stab Bat
- Star Starfish
- Whirling Maple Leaf
- Wild Hare
The following familiars do not have an "extremely handicapped" event:
- Attention-Deficit Demon
- Baby Yeti
- Cheshire Bat
- Coffee Pixie
- Crimbo Elf
- Cymbal-Playing Monkey
- Doppelshifter
- Emo Squid
- Feather Boa Constrictor
- Flaming Gravy Fairy
- Frozen Gravy Fairy
- Fuzzy Dice
- Gluttonous Green Ghost
- Hand Turkey
- Hanukkimbo Dreidl
- Imitation Crab
- Inflatable Dodecapede
- Jill-O-Lantern
- Jitterbug
- Misshapen Animal Skeleton
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
- Personal Raincloud
- Pygmy Bugbear Shaman
- Ragamuffin Imp
- Sleazy Gravy Fairy
- Snowy Owl
- Spooky Gravy Fairy
- Stinky Gravy Fairy
- Temporal Riftlet
- Wizard Action Figure
The following familiars are handicapped in every event, but can still win:
Notes
- A tie will result in a win for your familiar.
- If you are falling-down drunk, Susie glares at you, and says, "You're too drunk to even tell the difference between your familiar and the House Familiar. Come back when you sober up."
- If you don't have an active familiar, Suzy tells you "In order to compete, you need a familiar. Come back when you've got one."
- Certain familiars have special relationships to the Arena:
- The Pet Rock, Toothsome Rock, Stocking Mimic, and Bulky Buddy Box cannot fight in the Arena.
- Elemental Gravy Fairies cannot get their familiar equipment through the Arena. Despite Susie saying, "I don't think we have any stuff in here that's specifically geared for this familiar..." a Comma Chameleon can still get Elemental Gravy Fairy equipment from the Arena.
- Some familiars have no specific equipment and will only ever receive lead necklace: Black Cat, Disembodied Hand, El Vibrato Megadrone, Mad Hatrack, and Ragamuffin Imp.
- The Baby Bugged Bugbear will receive familiar equipment immediately upon entering the arena, but only if that equipment is not present in inventory.
References
- The message you receive when attempting to compete drunk refers to a casino, where the dealer is the "House."
- The Arena looks like the Colosseum in Rome.
External Links
- The Rye's website has a fully automatic setup by Vladjimir to help you figure out which familiar to fight for maximum experience.