The Don's Crimbo Compound

Don Crimbo

Don Crimbo

If you deployed no hobos for the Don

"I see you chose not to partake in my fundraising efforts. If you wish to earn some Crimbux, the currency of Crimbo Town -- and keep your head attached -- you can do me a small favor."

Tell me about this favor.

If you deployed hobos for the Don

"I see you were [no so much successful/slightly out of your depth/somewhat skilled/most efficient] in your fundraising endeavors. As such, I am prepared to offer you X Crimbux as a reward. Crimbux are the new currency of Crimbo. Everything to eat, drink, wear, or enjoy here in Crimbotown can only be purchased with these." Crimbuck

You acquire X Crimbux

"You may find this initial supply insufficient, but I am prepared to offer you more Crimbux if you will do me a small favor."

Tell me about this favor.

Upon asking about the favor

"As you have seen, I am determined to make this the biggest, most festive Crimbo season ever. For this reason, I have collected meat from all over the Kingdom, and I have tasked the Crimbo elves to work even harder than usual to make toys. But the elves, as Uncle Crimbo warned me, have proven to be lazy, shiftless, disloyal ingrates, and are displeasing me greatly. I have tried motivating them with more Crimbux, better working conditions, and threats of violence, and now the elves appear to be happily working. But I have come to know that there is a secret elven resistance operating behind their cheerful facade.

Several times today, the toy-making machinery has ground to a halt because some elf keeps throwing a wrench in the works. I would very much like you to find the elf responsible and eliminate the threat. I will pay you 250 Crimbux for this task. Should you find more evidence of resistance, I will pay you Crimbux for that, as well. I appreciate your immediate investigation into this matter."

• If you have X elf resistance buttons:

"I see that you have come to be in possession of a number of elf resistance buttons -- I will gladly pay you <5X> Crimbux for these tools of the resistance. What do you say?"

Trade 'em in.

"Your continued loyalty shall not go unrewarded."

You acquire 5X Crimbux

Upon completing the favor

"Here is your reward for taking out that monkey-wrenching nuisance. Not only are you on the 'nice' list, but your continued health and good fortune are all but assured."

You acquire 250 Crimbux

For the time being, the factory is running smoothly. Visit me tomorrow, and I may have another little task for you.

Notes

• The amount of Crimbux you earned from having completed the hobo deployments is either 1000, 2000, 3000 or (for the select few that made it onto the leader board) 5000. You got 3000 Crimbux if you collected more than 140,000 Meat for the Don's Crimbo fund, 2000 for collecting between X and 140,000 Meat and 1000 for collecting between Y and X Meat.