The Large-Bellied Snitch

The Large-Bellied Snitch
Monster ID	1141
Locations	The Glacier of Jerks
Hit Points	10000
Attack	150
Defense	135
No-Hit	160
Initiative	150
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	??? percent
Monster Parts	arm, beak, Head, leg, tail
Drops	gluttonous stone
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting The Large-Bellied Snitch

In the River of Ice, in a snow-covered ditch
Sits this gluttonous monster: The Large-Bellied Snitch!
He thinks he's the best kind of snitch, and his itch is
To tattle just who did just what with which witches,
And who hitched with whom and with what kind of hitches,
And who swatted whom with what kinds of slim switches.
His gossipy tongue will cut deep! You'll need stitches!
Don't listen, I pray, to his witch hitch switch snitches!

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He swears at your skin and he curses your bones,
But he's using words, which are not sticks or stones.

He chases you, but he quite quickly gets winded
The moment of danger he posed has now ended.

He fumes and he festers and wishes you death,
But then he has to stop, for he's run out of breath.

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):

The Snitch shouts, "CANNONBALL!" and he leaps in the air!
You should be quite afraid! You should really beware!
The Snitch flops right down with a mighty Ker-FLOP!
X jerkcicles stick in his belly and POP!
He looks a bit torn-up and weak in the joints,
Like someone who's just lost Y hit points.

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After Combat

You acquire an item: gluttonous stone

Notes

• Laying out dangerous jerkcicles will deal damage to the Snitch when he belly flops. Each jerkcicle you place will deal an additional 500 damage, capped at 5000 damage (don't exceed 10 jerkcicles).