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|text=''In the River of Ice, in a snow-covered ditch<br />Sits this gluttonous monster: The Large-Bellied Snitch!<br />He thinks he's the best kind of snitch, and his itch is<br />To tattle just who did just what with which witches,<br />And who hitched with whom and with what kind of hitches,<br />And who swatted whom with what kinds of slim switches.<br />His gossipy tongue will cut deep! You'll need stitches!<br />Don't listen, I pray, to his witch hitch switch snitches!'' | |text=''In the River of Ice, in a snow-covered ditch<br />Sits this gluttonous monster: The Large-Bellied Snitch!<br />He thinks he's the best kind of snitch, and his itch is<br />To tattle just who did just what with which witches,<br />And who hitched with whom and with what kind of hitches,<br />And who swatted whom with what kinds of slim switches.<br />His gossipy tongue will cut deep! You'll need stitches!<br />Don't listen, I pray, to his witch hitch switch snitches!'' | ||
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| The Large-Bellied Snitch | |
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| Monster ID | 1141 |
| Locations | The Glacier of Jerks |
| Hit Points | 10000 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 135 |
| No-Hit | 160 |
| Initiative | 150 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ??? percent |
| Monster Parts | arm, beak, Head, leg, tail |
| Drops | gluttonous stone |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting The Large-Bellied SnitchIn the River of Ice, in a snow-covered ditch
Sits this gluttonous monster: The Large-Bellied Snitch!
He thinks he's the best kind of snitch, and his itch is
To tattle just who did just what with which witches,
And who hitched with whom and with what kind of hitches,
And who swatted whom with what kinds of slim switches.
His gossipy tongue will cut deep! You'll need stitches!
Don't listen, I pray, to his witch hitch switch snitches!
Hit Message(s):
not known
not known
He swears at your skin and he curses your bones,
But he's using words, which are not sticks or stones.
He chases you, but he quite quickly gets winded
The moment of danger he posed has now ended.
He fumes and he festers and wishes you death,
But then he has to stop, for he's run out of breath.
He tugs on your sleeve and commences to tattle,
You firmly ignore his malevolent prattle.
As he tries to crush you, you leap away nimbly,
And perch like a bat on the edge of a chimbley.
not known
The Snitch shouts, "CANNONBALL!" and he leaps in the air!
You should be quite afraid! You should really beware!
The Snitch flops right down with a mighty Ker-FLOP!
X jerkcicles stick in his belly and POP!
He looks a bit torn-up and weak in the joints,
Like someone who's just lost Y hit points.
If he hits you:
With a sickening SMUNCH and a deafening SKLITCH,
You've been belly-flopped into a paste by the Snitch!
You took Z damage -- not just to your pride,
but also to what keeps your insides inside.
 | You acquire an item: gluttonous stone |
Notes
- Laying out dangerous jerkcicles will deal damage to the Snitch when he belly flops. Each jerkcicle you place will deal an additional 500 damage, capped at 5000 damage (don't exceed 10 jerkcicles). The jerkcicles do not disappear after the Snitch belly flops.
References
- An homage to The Sneetches created by Dr. Seuss.
