The Suburbs of Dis

The Suburbs of Dis lies in the Nearby Plains, available with the Dis Abled effect active.

• The Clumsiness Grove
• The Maelstrom of Lovers
• The Glacier of Jerks
• An Altar

Notes

• Combat messages in this area rhyme (mostly):

• Pickpocketing:

• You gaffler! Pick-pocket! Sneaker and snaker!
  You crept up behind them and took like a taker!

• Familiar acts:

• Your familiar did something to help in your plight,
  but you were distracted, with monsters to fight.
• Your pet did a thing; I don't know what it did.
  Perhaps it went skiing, or huggled a squid?
• Your pet did a thing; I didn't see it, did you?
  I guess it just did what they usually do.

• Healing:

• You heal a few damage -- not much, I'll admit,
  but the hitpoints you've added will help you a bit.
• You've got <1 syllable> more hit points than you had before!
  Now go out and fight and get off of the floor!

• Restoring MP:

• You've just gotten <X> of your MP restored!
  Now you can show all those creeps what you've learned!
• Magical energy floods into your veins!
  Not a whole lot -- <X> points -- but it's good for your brains.

• Fumble:

• You fumble your weapon -- it lands on your bung!
  It hurts worse than the sting of a bee that has stung!

• Taking damage:

• You took <X> damage -- not just to your pride,
  but also to what keeps your insides inside.
• It seems that you've lost <X> points of health.
  I hope you've been saving, so you'll still have your wealth.

• Doing damage:

• You do <X> points, and hit your foe in the belly,
  making it splash like a bag full of jelly.
• You leap at your foe in a violent blitz,
  and cut off <2 syllables> hit points worth of bits.
• Your enemy comes off as kind of a klutz, with <3 syllables> points worth of steel in their guts.

• Winning a fight:

• The beast falls to the ground, 'cause you've taught it a lesson!
  It won't feel good in the morning, I'm guessin'.
• The monster explodes in a shower of gore!
  (Not really, he just kind of falls on the floor.)

• Muscle stat gains:

• Your strengthliness went up by <X> points! Hooray!
  Now find something else to beat up on today.
• With those <1 syllable> extra substats of strength that you found,
  it won't be much longer 'till muscles abound!

• Mysticality stat gains:

• You've got <X> points more brains than a moment ago!
  In the words of the immortal poet: like, woah.

• Moxie stat gains:

• You're a thief in the shadows, a ninja at night!
  You're <X> moxiousness slyer, all right!
• <3 syllables> points earned toward some new moxie
  is making you feel increasingly foxy.

• Familiar gains experience:

• A grin from your pet makes you feel more than thrilled,
  Because it implies that you're getting more skilled.
• A smile from your buddy, your heart fills with joy,
  You're getting experience, so don't be coy!

• Getting the jump:

• Who got the jump? Oh please, who, tell me, who?
  It wasn't your foe, so it must have been you!

• Familiar does damage:

• From violence, familiars will rarely abstain,
  Yours leaps into the fight, dealing <1 syllable> points of pain.

• Lose HP due to fumble:

• I don't want to shock you with depictions of gore,
  but you just dripped <1 syllable> points worth of blood on the floor.