Uniclops

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Familiar number: 94
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Uniclops
One eye and one horn a wink, a smile, but stand back (no depth perception)

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Ability: Has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: uniclops egg

Familiar-Specific Equipment: eye 'n' horn shampoo

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <name> lays her head in your lap (no accounting for taste, I guess). You grab the extra Meat she has speared on her horn, and she smiles gratefully.

  <name> lays her head in your lap (no accounting for taste, I guess) and smiles up at you, blinking (winking?) coquettishly.

  <name> whinnies, "might be innocent, might be sweet; not half as nice as rotting meat," and gives you some extra Meat, smiling innocently.

  <name> whinnies and tosses her head, her freakishly white teeth gleaming. She accidentally spears your foe with her horn, knocking loose some extra Meat.

  <name> whinnies, "look, it's a magical leopluradon!" You turn to look, and when you turn back, she has some Meat speared on her horn for you. She grins mischievously as she hands it over.

  <name> smiles proudly at you as she examines the body of your foe. Then she gives you the extra Meat she accidentally speared with her horn by examining too closely.

  <name> tells you a story about her adventures on a mountain made of candy, smiling wistfully and blinking tears out of her eye.

  <name>whinnies, "why the long face?" and grins widely, blinking her eye.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

• With wax lips equipped:

References

• A unicorn is an imaginary one-horned horse-like creature which, on catching sight of a maiden will curl up in her lap and go to sleep.
• Candy mountain and the magical leopluradon are from the popular online animation Charlie the Unicorn, much referenced elsewhere.
• A Liopleurodon (sic) was a large marine reptile resembling a Plesiosaur.
• "Why the long face?" is the punch-line of a joke that starts "A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says..."
• "May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat" is from the film Legend, whose plot features unicorns heavily.