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|text=''Imprisoned in ice here is Wacky Zack Flacky,<br />In life, an indulger in jokes that were tacky.<br />Like balancing buckets of water on doors,<br />Dipping hands in warm water and greasing up floors,<br />He loved dribble glasses and ice cubes with flies,<br />He adored whoopie cushions and laxative pies.<br />But when all had grown tired of Zack Flacky's antics<br />He was tied up quite tight(though his protests were frantic),<br />And chucked off a bridge in a sack that was khaki,<br />And that was the end of ol' Wacky Zack Flacky.'' | |text=''Imprisoned in ice here is Wacky Zack Flacky,<br />In life, an indulger in jokes that were tacky.<br />Like balancing buckets of water on doors,<br />Dipping hands in warm water and greasing up floors,<br />He loved dribble glasses and ice cubes with flies,<br />He adored whoopie cushions and laxative pies.<br />But when all had grown tired of Zack Flacky's antics<br />He was tied up quite tight(though his protests were frantic),<br />And chucked off a bridge in a sack that was khaki,<br />And that was the end of ol' Wacky Zack Flacky.'' | ||
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He sees that his last whoopie cushion is flat<br/>So he stops to refill it, that juvenile prat. | He sees that his last whoopie cushion is flat<br/>So he stops to refill it, that juvenile prat. | ||
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|fumble= | |fumble= | ||
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{{acquire|item=dangerous jerkcicle}} | |||
{{acquire|item=dangerous jerkcicle}} | {{acquire|item=dangerous jerkcicle}} | ||
{{acquire|item=glass of warm water|chance=10}} | {{acquire|item=glass of warm water|chance=10}} | ||
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Occurs at [[The Glacier of Jerks]]. | Occurs at [[The Glacier of Jerks]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:08, 31 August 2016
| Wacky Zack Flacky | |
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| Monster ID | 1137 |
| Locations | The Glacier of Jerks |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, torso |
| Drops | dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, glass of warm water |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Wacky Zack FlackyImprisoned in ice here is Wacky Zack Flacky,
In life, an indulger in jokes that were tacky.
Like balancing buckets of water on doors,
Dipping hands in warm water and greasing up floors,
He loved dribble glasses and ice cubes with flies,
He adored whoopie cushions and laxative pies.
But when all had grown tired of Zack Flacky's antics
He was tied up quite tight(though his protests were frantic),
And chucked off a bridge in a sack that was khaki,
And that was the end of ol' Wacky Zack Flacky.
Hit Message(s):
He hands you some gum, you chew it, it explodes!
In case you were wondering, yes! It hurts loads!
He scoops up some ice, which he dumps down your back,
So you shiver and shake and you curse Wacky Zack. (cold damage)
He squeezes a cushion to sound like a fart,
The ensuing embarrassment nigh stops your heart.
He sneaks up behind you and whips down your pants,
It's too late - he's seen everything with a mere glance.
not known
He'd like to put ice down the small of your back,
But he knows if he does, he'll be under attack.
He squeezes a cushion to sound like a fart,
You shrug, point to him, and discreetly depart.
He tries to de-pants you, but you leap away,
"At least buy me a drink first, you cad!" you then say.
He tries a handshake with a buzzer concealed,
But you're smarter than that! What a shock! You don't yield!
He sees that his last whoopie cushion is flat
So he stops to refill it, that juvenile prat.
not known
 | You acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle |
| You acquire an item: dangerous jerkcicle |
 | You acquire an item: glass of warm water (10 chance)* |
Occurs at The Glacier of Jerks.
