Weapons (by power)

Name	Power	Requirements	Notes
Bigger Bugfinder Blade	200	85 muscle	All Attributes +9 Awarded to people who find a lot of bugs, or major ones
fetus-smashing club	200	85 muscle	Unique (eg You're not getting one)
Bugfinder Blade	180	75 muscle	All Attributes +7 Awarded to people who find a few bugs
arse-shooting crossbow	160	65 moxie	All Attributes +15 Unique (eg You're not getting one)
bugbear-smiting sword	150	60 muscle	Melee Damage +10 Muscle +10 Unique (eg You're not getting one)
drywall axe	150	60 muscle	-
giant needle	150	60 muscle	Needed for a quest
heteroerotic frat-paddle	150	60 muscle	-
ridiculously huge sword	140	55 muscle	+10 melee damage
titanium assault umbrella	130	50 muscle	-
chrome crossbow	120	45 moxie	+3 adventures per day
chrome staff	120	45 muscle	+3 adventures per day
chrome sword	120	45 muscle	+3 adventures per day
denim axe	120	45 muscle	Part of a reward for finishing a quest
asbestos crossbow	110	40 moxie	Moxie +9
asbestos staff	110	40 muscle	Mysticality +9
asbestos sword	110	40 muscle	Muscle +9
batblade	110	40 muscle	Used to make Rewinged stab bat
iron pasta spoon	110	40 muscle	-
bow staff	100	35 muscle	Part of Bow Tux outfit Mysticality +5 Melee Damage +3 From Crimbo (eg You can probably forget about getting one of these)
Crimbo sword	100	35 muscle	Melee Damage +5 Part of Crimbo Duds outfit From Crimbo (eg You can probably forget about getting one of these)
icy-hot katana	90	30 muscle	Part of the Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit outfit
kneecapping stick	90	30 muscle	3x chance of Critical Hit
7-Foot Dwarven mattock	80	25 muscle	Part of Mining Gear outfit
crowbarrr	80	25 muscle	-
frozen nunchaku	80	25 muscle	Melee Damage +3
grave robbing shovel	80	25 muscle	-
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	80	25 moxie	Moxie +7
Kentucky-fried meat staff	80	25 muscle	Mysticality +7
Kentucky-fried meat sword	80	25 muscle	Muscle +7
crazy bastard sword	75	22 muscle	Muscle +5 Melee Damage +15 3x chance of Critical Hit Ultra rare
homoerotic frat-paddle	70	20 muscle	Part of the Frat Boy Ensemble outfit
diamond-studded cane	60	15 muscle	Moxie +9 (Disco Bandits only)
eXtreme meat crossbow	60	15 moxie	-
eXtreme meat staff	60	15 muscle	Mysticality +5
eXtreme meat sword	60	15 muscle	Muscle +5
Gnollish autoplunger	60	15 muscle	-
Knob Goblin elite polearm	60	15 muscle	Part of the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform outfit
5-Alarm Saucepan	50	10 muscle	Mysticality +7 Saucerors only
balloon sword	50	10 muscle	-
basic meat foon	50	10 muscle	Muscle +2 Melee Damage +3
Bjorn's Hammer	50	10 muscle	Muscle +7 (Seal Clubbers only)
can of maces	50	10 moxie	-
Disco Banjo	50	10 moxie	Moxie +7 (Disco Bandits only)
dripping meat crossbow	50	10 moxie	Moxie +3
dripping meat staff	50	10 muscle	Mysticality +3
dripping meat sword	50	10 muscle	Muscle +3
basic meat spork	45	7 muscle	Muscle +2 Melee Damage +3
Gnollish nunchaku	45	7 muscle	A drop item that no longer drops, and so is considered rare
basic meat crossbow	40	5 moxie	Meatsmithing ingredient
basic meat staff	40	5 muscle	Meatsmithing ingredient
basic meat sword	40	5 muscle	Meatsmithing ingredient
Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35	2 muscle	Melee Damage +3 Part of a reward for a quest
Gnollish flyswatter	35	2 muscle	Needed for a quest
Gnollish plunger	35	2 muscle	-
cheap plastic bottle opener	30	-	-
foon	30	-	Meatsmithing ingredient
huge mirror shard	30	-	Quest item
dirty hobo gloves	20	-	+1 Stench Damage
hippo whip	20	-	+5 to Monster Level
asparagus knife	15	-	+1 Stench Damage
Knob Goblin scimitar	15	-	-
big stick	10	-	Meatsmithing ingredient
cool whip	10	-	Required for a quest