Bob Racecar

Bob Racecar
Monster ID	132
Locations	Inside the Palindome, The Palindome (OLD), The Palindome (Retired)
Hit Points	139
Attack	138
Defense	129
No-Hit	148
Initiative	80
Meat	96-144
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	a butt tuba, ketchup hound, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, folder (D-Team)
Quest	"I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Bob Racecar

This is the other half of the feared Twins of Nas'Kar. They like driving fast, drinking cheap beer, and kicking your ass.

Hit Message(s):

I tell ya whut, he just about lays down the smack on yer ass. Eek! Eek! Ugh!

Reckon he just about smacks y'all right upside the <solar plexus>. Argh! Oof! Ugh!

Well, that ol' Bob Racecar sure did just whack you in the <solar plexus> with the steering wheel he's holding. Ooh! Oof! Argh!

I reckon them Nas'Kar boys are just about the biggest pains in the neck in the county. Especially when they smack you in the neck, like this one just did. Ugh! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

Bob Racecar calls Racecar Bob, his brother/cousin, over. Together, the two of them pound on you somethin' fierce. Ow! Ugh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

I tell ya whut, he just about tried to kick y'all in the ass and missed.

Reckon he tried ta smack y'all upside the <solar plexus>, but don't reckon he managed to do it.

Well, that ol' Bob Racecar tried to hit you, but you dodged him with a resounding Yeeee-HAW!

I reckon that Nas'Kar boy was too drunk on 3.2 to even get close to hitting you.

Fumble Message:

Now, that ol' Bob Racecar tried to hit you, but he tripped and fell over a nearby cliff. Looks like them Nas'Kar boys better grow some wings. Or at least start flappin' their arms. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 96−138 Meat

You acquire an item: ketchup hound (8.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: leather chaps (13.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: mesh cap (15.1% chance)*

You acquire an item: stunt nuts (unknown chance)*

You gain 34-35 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Palindome.

Notes

• Bob Racecar's attack and dodge messages are the same as Racecar Bob.

Notes

• Bob Racecar and Racecar Bob's images are mirror image of eachother.
• Bob Racecar and Racecar Bob's names are also mirrored, letter for letter, since "racecar" and "Bob," alone, are palindromes in themselves.

References

• The "Twins of Nas'Kar" is a reference to the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR).
• The "Twins" could also allude to the marketing gimmick used by the Coors Brewing Company, the Coors Light Twins.
• The last phrase, "Now, that ol' Bob Racecar tried to hit you, but he tripped and fell over a nearby cliff. Looks like them Nas'Kar boys better grow some wings. Or at least start flappin' their arms." is likely based off of the voiceovers done on the Dukes of Hazzard television show.
• "3.2" is a colloquial term for low-alcohol (and often cheap) beer. Though it may be hard to get drunk on 3.2 (as asserted by the Hot Buttered Rum String Band), it is quite possible.