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WarBear Gear

Hats

Image	Name	Enchantment
wbhat1	warbear plain fedora	+5% Item Drops from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum HP/MP +50
wbhat2	warbear feathered fedora	+10% Item Drops from WarBears
wbhat3	warbear fancy fedora	+15% Item Drops from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP/MP -50
wbhat4	warbear plain helm	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50%
wbhat5	warbear spiked helm	+40 WarBear Armor Penetration
wbhat6	warbear electro-spiked helm	+60 WarBear Armor Penetration Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) All Attributes -25%
wbhat7	warbear plain ushanka	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure
wbhat8	warbear lined ushanka	So-So Supercold Resistance
wbhat9	warbear heated ushanka	Serious Supercold Resistance Weapon Damage -25% Spell Damage -50%

Pants

Image	Name	Enchantment
wbpants1	warbear party pants	+5% Item Drops from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum HP/MP +50
wbpants2	warbear ceremonial party pants	+10% Item Drops from WarBears
wbpants3	warbear high festival pants	+15% Item Drops from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP/MP -50
wbpants4	warbear battle greaves	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50%
wbpants5	warbear officer greaves	+40 WarBear Armor Penetration
wbpants6	warbear bearserker greaves	+60 WarBear Armor Penetration Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) All Attributes -25%
wbpants7	warbear long johns	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure
wbpants8	warbear fleece-lined long johns	So-So Supercold Resistance
wbpants9	warbear electric long johns	Serious Supercold Resistance Weapon Damage -25% Spell Damage -50%

Accessories

Image	Name	Enchantment
wbbowtie1	warbear laser bowtie	+20 WarBear Armor Penetration Weapon Damage +25% Spell Damage +50%
wbbowtie2	warbear plasma bowtie	+40 WarBear Armor Penetration
wbbowtie3	warbear nuclear bowtie	+60 WarBear Armor Penetration Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5) All Attributes -25%
wbgoggles1	warbear goggles	+5% Item Drops from WarBears Combat Initiative +25% Maximum HP/MP +50
wbgoggles2	warbear snowblindness goggles	+10% Item Drops from WarBears
wbgoggles3	warbear polarized goggles	+15% Item Drops from WarBears Combat Initiative -25% Maximum HP/MP -50
wbscarf1	warbear warscarf	Slight Supercold Resistance So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure
wbscarf2	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	So-So Supercold Resistance
wbscarf3	warbear electric warscarf	Serious Supercold Resistance Weapon Damage -25% Spell Damage -50%

Pasta Thralls

Thrall	t_item	item	adventure
Angel hair wisp	t_wisp	wisp	angelwisp
Lasagmbie	t_lasagmbie	lasagmbie_bigitem	lasagmbie
Penne Dreadful	t_dreadful	dreadful	pennedreadful
Spaghetti Elemental	t_spagdemon	spagdemon_item	spagelem1
Spice Ghost	t_spiceghost	spiceghost_item	spiceghost
Vampieroghi	t_vampieroghi	vampieroghi_bigitem	vampieroghi
Vermincelli	t_vermincelli	vermincelli_bigitem	vermincelli
Undead elbow macaroni	t_elbowmac	elbowmac	macaroni

ZoneFont

Currently known zonefont images (copied from Talk:puff of smoke)

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Meat

Ways meat enter the game (excluding bugmeat):

• Alternating choosing The lower-case L and losing meat
• Autoselling items (1-21337)
• Certain familiars (such as Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot and Stocking Mimic) drop meat, or items that can be autosold
• Clan items (1/day): A Potted Meat Bush (452-552), A Potted Meat Tree (900-1100), An Exotic Hanging Meat Orchid (1350-1650)
• Dropping from monsters
• Eating certain foods
• The Casino (winning a non-MMG game) (0-490)
• The Organic Produce Stand (1/day) (4000-5000)
• Using certain items such as a Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate with a maxed out telescope (10-100,000)
• Performing a Pickpocket with Sticky Fingers.
• Using Cadenza with an Accordion of Jordion equipped. (30-40)

Ways meat leave the game (excluding permanently banned accounts):

• Advertising a Display Case
• Advertising a Clan
• Advertising a Mall store
• Alternating choosing The lower-case L and gaining meat (30)
• Buying a Clan Basement (10,000,000)
  • Buying Hobopolis (1,000,000)
  • Buying The Haunted Sorority House (500,000)
  • Buying The Slime Tube (500,000)
  • Buying Dreadsylvania (1,000,000)
• Buying a Display Case (100,000)
• Buying a lamp or cloak (50 or 5000)
• Buying a Mall store (50,000)
• Hiring a new shopkeeper (30,000)
• Buying raffle tickets
• Buying skills from your Guild
• Buying things from NPC Stores
• Buying trophies (10,000)
• Clan Warfare
• Eating certain foods
• Listing items in The Flea Market (10 + 1% of listing price, rounded up; max price of 100,000) (11-1010)
• Setting sail (977)
• Pay a consultation (100 or 1000)
• The Casino (playing a non-MMG game, 0.1% rounded up of bets in MMG) (5-100,000)
• Using certain items (such as meat vortex, chaos butterfly, or toy mercenary)
• Vacationing (500 or 5 under WotSF)

Showplayer Messages

• -1: System Message: You clicked on a System Message. System Messages are messages that The System sends out into the chat when it has something very important to say.
• -2: Clan Dungeon Announcement: You clicked on a clan dungeon announcement. These messages are automatically generated by the game to alert you of your clanmates' goings-on in clan dungeons.
• -37: Coherent Static: A barely heard voice coming over your walkie-talkie.
• -41: Rupert Giles: He's a watcher. He's devoted to tracking and combating malevolent supernatural entities. Although, he's retired and now spends his time helping the mods.
• -42: The Game Grid Arcade: You must be hanging out at the Game Grid Arcade, and overhearing the various noises that an arcade and the people in an arcade make.
• -43: Redirects to PvP Hills
• -69:
  • Without Huggler Radio: Uh Oh!: Hmmm...
  • With Huggler Radio: Redirects to All We Are Is Radio Huggler (the choice option when using Huggler Radio)
• Sorry...: Sorry, this player could not be found.

Miscellaneous Links

• Devster7 ()
• TheKolWiki:Links to disambiguating pages
• BumCheekCity Profile: http://bumcheekcity.com/kol/profile.php?u=Cool12309
• s00pers3kr1t pvp mini admin panel

Drawn Onward/Dr. Awkward/Mr. Alarm's Office

Choice adventure number: 872

Drawn Onward

The door to Dr. Awkward's office opens, not into an office, but into a small antechamber with no visible exits other than the door you just came in.

The back wall has a curious display -- a column of four empty photo frames. You dig through your bag to see if you have any photographs that look like they'd fit in the frames...

Top Photo:	<dropdown>
Second Photo:	<dropdown>
Third Photo:	<dropdown>
Bottom Photo:	<dropdown>

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Arrange the photos

• Incorrect arrangement:

Nothing happens -- that must not be the proper arrangement of photographs.

• Correct arrangement:

As you finish placing the photographs in the frames, you hear a loud rumbling noise. A section of the wall slides sideways, revealing a tall, narrow niche behind the stonework, and in the niche stands the Staff of Fats. Excitedly, you reach for it, but just then there is a shout behind you:

"Stop, spots!"

You spin around to see a bald man in spectacles and a very severe black trench coat striding toward you. "Stop! Nine myriad murmur! Put up rum -- rum, dairymen! In pots!"

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking ab-- ow!" (That's where he clubbed you on the head.)

"Draw, o coward!" he hisses, as he pulls a thin rapier from his cane and advances on you.

"Oh, it's on, buddy."

You ready your weapon and charge forward, only to trip over your own feet and fall on your face. "O tarts! A castrato!" laughs the sinister figure. You stand, growling, and launch yourself at him again, with much the same result. It's as though all your aptitudes and reflexes have been drained by his evil presence!

He leaves you beaten to a pulp and strides away with the Staff of Fats, chuckling evilly. Jerk.

You lose all hit points.

But wait... what's this? He seems to have dropped the second volume of his autobiography...

You acquire an item: "2 Love Me, Vol. 2"

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Leave

Walls are boring. You leave.

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Occurs in The Palindome, when visiting Dr. Awkard's office. [note: do we need a page for his office that redirects to Drawn Onward?]

Notes

• No matter the action nor the result you choose/receive, this does not consume an adventure.
• The dropdowns have four options, in the following order: photograph of God, photograph of a dog, photograph of a red nugget, and photograph of an ostrich egg. If you do not have a photo, it is not in any of the dropdowns.

[not sure where to put this:]

• Trying to go into Dr. Awkward's office after receiving the 2nd volume:

  No, you got your ass pretty comprehensively kicked the last time you went in there. You clearly need to do some preparation first. Maybe that book he dropped will offer some insight.

any message for reading 2nd volume but not visiting mr. alarm?

• Trying to go into Dr. Awkward's office after talking to Mr. Alarm

  You should get that counter-charm from Mr. Alarm before you try fighting Dr. Awkward again.

• Visiting Mr. Alarm's office

Inside the office, you see a guy in a lab coat standing at a sink, washing beakers. You step up behind the man and tap him on the shoulder.

"Oh, hello! Can I help you with something? I'm Mr. Alarm, Mr. Alan Alarm."

"Did you once work for Dr. Awkward?"

He flinches, and his eye starts to twitch. "How did you know that? Did he send you? I moved all the way to the other side of the building to get away from that jerk!"

"No no, I'm trying to find a way to penetrate his ineptitude field. He dropped a book when I tried to fight him before, and it mentioned you, so I thought you might be able to help me." You hand him the book, and he flips through it with interest.

"Aha! He's made notes of some of his formulas... All right. I'll tell you what -- I was about to go to lunch, but if you bring me some food, I'll work on a counter-charm. I'm in the mood for a bowl of wet stunt nut stew."

"...Wet stunt nut stew?"

"Yes, yes. Just like my grandmother used to make. She'd make a stock out of bird rib and lion oil, then stew in some stunt nuts. God, my mouth is watering just thinking about it! I'll get to work on the charm; I should be finished by the time you get back."

"Where can I find it?"

"Oh, well, I know those dreadful Nas'Kar people inside the dome sometimes use wet stunt nut stew as bait in their party boobytraps. If you can't figure out how to make the stew yourself, maybe you could find some there?"

• Returning to Mr. Alarm's office

  He's hard at work on your counter-charm, and he's hungry -- you shouldn't go back in there until you've got his stew.
  
  

  He suggested checking party boobytraps in the Palindome.