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(bluebar) Just kidding.

We don't sell extra Adventures, because we think that would be gross and exploitative! But speaking of gross and exploitative... since you're here...

Welcome to my messy user page. I became an administrator of the wiki on September 23, 2013. If you need anything from me or any help, leave a message on my talk page.

WarBear Gear

Hats

Image Name Enchantment

wbhat1 		warbear plain fedora +5% Item Drops from WarBears
Combat Initiative +25%
Maximum HP/MP +50

wbhat2 		warbear feathered fedora +10% Item Drops from WarBears

wbhat3 		warbear fancy fedora +15% Item Drops from WarBears
Combat Initiative -25%
Maximum HP/MP -50

wbhat4 		warbear plain helm +20 WarBear Armor Penetration
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +50%

wbhat5 		warbear spiked helm +40 WarBear Armor Penetration

wbhat6 		warbear electro-spiked helm +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
All Attributes -25%

wbhat7 		warbear plain ushanka Slight Supercold Resistance
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure

wbhat8 		warbear lined ushanka So-So Supercold Resistance

wbhat9 		warbear heated ushanka Serious Supercold Resistance
Weapon Damage -25%
Spell Damage -50%

Pants

Image Name Enchantment

wbpants1 		warbear party pants +5% Item Drops from WarBears
Combat Initiative +25%
Maximum HP/MP +50

wbpants2 		warbear ceremonial party pants +10% Item Drops from WarBears

wbpants3 		warbear high festival pants +15% Item Drops from WarBears
Combat Initiative -25%
Maximum HP/MP -50

wbpants4 		warbear battle greaves +20 WarBear Armor Penetration
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +50%

wbpants5 		warbear officer greaves +40 WarBear Armor Penetration

wbpants6 		warbear bearserker greaves +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
All Attributes -25%

wbpants7 		warbear long johns Slight Supercold Resistance
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure

wbpants8 		warbear fleece-lined long johns So-So Supercold Resistance

wbpants9 		warbear electric long johns Serious Supercold Resistance
Weapon Damage -25%
Spell Damage -50%

Accessories

Image Name Enchantment

wbbowtie1 		warbear laser bowtie +20 WarBear Armor Penetration
Weapon Damage +25%
Spell Damage +50%

wbbowtie2 		warbear plasma bowtie +40 WarBear Armor Penetration

wbbowtie3 		warbear nuclear bowtie +60 WarBear Armor Penetration
Troubling Vulnerability to All Elements (-5)
All Attributes -25%

wbgoggles1 		warbear goggles +5% Item Drops from WarBears
Combat Initiative +25%
Maximum HP/MP +50

wbgoggles2 		warbear snowblindness goggles +10% Item Drops from WarBears

wbgoggles3 		warbear polarized goggles +15% Item Drops from WarBears
Combat Initiative -25%
Maximum HP/MP -50

wbscarf1 		warbear warscarf Slight Supercold Resistance
So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)
Regenerate 10-15 HP and MP per adventure

wbscarf2 		warbear fleece-lined warscarf So-So Supercold Resistance

wbscarf3 		warbear electric warscarf Serious Supercold Resistance
Weapon Damage -25%
Spell Damage -50%

Pasta Thralls

Thrall t_item item adventure
Angel hair wisp
t_wisp
wisp
angelwisp
Lasagmbie
t_lasagmbie
lasagmbie_bigitem
lasagmbie
Penne Dreadful
t_dreadful
dreadful
pennedreadful
Spaghetti Elemental
t_spagdemon
spagdemon_item
spagelem1
Spice Ghost
t_spiceghost
spiceghost_item
spiceghost
Vampieroghi
t_vampieroghi
vampieroghi_bigitem
vampieroghi
Vermincelli
t_vermincelli
vermincelli_bigitem
vermincelli
Undead elbow macaroni
t_elbowmac
elbowmac
macaroni

ZoneFont

Currently known zonefont images (copied from Talk:puff of smoke)

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0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 : ; < = > ?
@ a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o
p q r s t u v w x y z [ \ ] ^ _
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Chess Parts

  • First: Type (bknpqr)
  • Second: White/Black Piece (bw) (Bp/Wp)
  • Third: White/Black background (bw) (Bb/Wb)
Bp/Bb Bp/Wb Wp/Bb Wp/Wb
Bishop
King
Knight
Pawn
Queen
Rook

Meat

Ways meat enter the game (excluding bugmeat):

Ways meat leave the game (excluding permanently banned accounts):

Showplayer Messages

Spending Spree March 2nd, 2014 Never Forget

You fill out the Pen Pal Acquisition form and drop the application in the nearest mailbox. Almost immediately, you get a message from your brand new pen pal, who is apparently a kid named Tommy Tate. Cool!
(Only one correspondent may be active at a time, your Pen Pal is now active and this may be changed in the Options Menu.)
You carefully place the Libram on the bookshelf in your campsite.
You put the fairy-worn boots in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.
They begin to stomp and dance of their own volition. Must be some leftover fairy magic in there.
You decide to name him Gonald.

(at some point in the days coming I got a stinky cheese foldable, and then a few days later a pantsrack)

Drawn Onward/Dr. Awkward/Mr. Alarm's Office

Drawn Onward

The door to Dr. Awkward's office opens, not into an office, but into a small antechamber with no visible exits other than the door you just came in.

The back wall has a curious display -- a column of four empty photo frames. You dig through your bag to see if you have any photographs that look like they'd fit in the frames...

Top Photo: <dropdown>
Second Photo: <dropdown>
Third Photo: <dropdown>
Bottom Photo: <dropdown>
Arrange the photos
  • Incorrect arrangement:

Nothing happens -- that must not be the proper arrangement of photographs.

  • Correct arrangement:

As you finish placing the photographs in the frames, you hear a loud rumbling noise. A section of the wall slides sideways, revealing a tall, narrow niche behind the stonework, and in the niche stands the Staff of Fats. Excitedly, you reach for it, but just then there is a shout behind you:

"Stop, spots!"

You spin around to see a bald man in spectacles and a very severe black trench coat striding toward you. "Stop! Nine myriad murmur! Put up rum -- rum, dairymen! In pots!"

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking ab-- ow!" (That's where he clubbed you on the head.)

"Draw, o coward!" he hisses, as he pulls a thin rapier from his cane and advances on you.

"Oh, it's on, buddy."

You ready your weapon and charge forward, only to trip over your own feet and fall on your face. "O tarts! A castrato!" laughs the sinister figure. You stand, growling, and launch yourself at him again, with much the same result. It's as though all your aptitudes and reflexes have been drained by his evil presence!

He leaves you beaten to a pulp and strides away with the Staff of Fats, chuckling evilly. Jerk.

HPYou lose all hit points.

But wait... what's this? He seems to have dropped the second volume of his autobiography...

You acquire an item: "2 Love Me, Vol. 2"
Leave

Walls are boring. You leave.

Occurs in The Palindome, when visiting Dr. Awkard's office. [note: do we need a page for his office that redirects to Drawn Onward?]

Notes

[not sure where to put this:]

  • Trying to go into Dr. Awkward's office after receiving the 2nd volume:
    No, you got your ass pretty comprehensively kicked the last time you went in there. You clearly need to do some preparation first. Maybe that book he dropped will offer some insight.

any message for reading 2nd volume but not visiting mr. alarm?

  • Trying to go into Dr. Awkward's office after talking to Mr. Alarm
    You should get that counter-charm from Mr. Alarm before you try fighting Dr. Awkward again.
  • Visiting Mr. Alarm's office

Inside the office, you see a guy in a lab coat standing at a sink, washing beakers. You step up behind the man and tap him on the shoulder.

"Oh, hello! Can I help you with something? I'm Mr. Alarm, Mr. Alan Alarm."

"Did you once work for Dr. Awkward?"

He flinches, and his eye starts to twitch. "How did you know that? Did he send you? I moved all the way to the other side of the building to get away from that jerk!"

"No no, I'm trying to find a way to penetrate his ineptitude field. He dropped a book when I tried to fight him before, and it mentioned you, so I thought you might be able to help me." You hand him the book, and he flips through it with interest.

"Aha! He's made notes of some of his formulas... All right. I'll tell you what -- I was about to go to lunch, but if you bring me some food, I'll work on a counter-charm. I'm in the mood for a bowl of wet stunt nut stew."

"...Wet stunt nut stew?"

"Yes, yes. Just like my grandmother used to make. She'd make a stock out of bird rib and lion oil, then stew in some stunt nuts. God, my mouth is watering just thinking about it! I'll get to work on the charm; I should be finished by the time you get back."

"Where can I find it?"

"Oh, well, I know those dreadful Nas'Kar people inside the dome sometimes use wet stunt nut stew as bait in their party boobytraps. If you can't figure out how to make the stew yourself, maybe you could find some there?"

  • Returning to Mr. Alarm's office
    He's hard at work on your counter-charm, and he's hungry -- you shouldn't go back in there until you've got his stew.

    He suggested checking party boobytraps in the Palindome.
  • Returning with wet stunt nut stew

You return to Mr. Alarm and give him his steaming bowl of salty meat oil. I mean, stew.

"Excellent!" he says. "Mmmmm. Just smell that mouth-watering aroma."

"No thanks. Any luck with that counter-charm?"

He hands you a large crystal on a piece of string. "Here you go. Just wear this around your neck, and it'll nullify Dr. Awkward's ineptitude field. Probably."

"Probably?"

"Well, obviously it's untested, but the theory is sound."

You decide to take your chances (not that you've got much choice, if you're going to get the Staff of Fats back). You thank Mr. Alarm for his help, and prepare for the laying-down of some smack.

You acquire an item: Mega Gem
  • Returning to Mr. Alarm's office after getting Mega Gem
    You should leave Mr. Alarm alone to enjoy his lunch. Just put on that necklace he made you and go take a bite out of Dr. Awkward!
  • Returning to Mr. Alarm's office after defeating Dr. Awkward
    Mr. Alarm isn't here anymore. OR IS HE?

    No, he's not.
  • Returning to Dr. Awkward's office after defeating him
    Dr. Awkward's office is empty now.

also of note: after defeating Dr. Awkward, it sets your Adventure Again location to the old palindome - "Adventure Again (The Palindome (OLD))". Doesn't appear to change it in the charpane

aftercombat palindome

first combat after talking to mr. alarm starts here, goes in order of combats received. listed after items, before stats.

monster text
tan gnat
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains so many dynamos! Guess they're trying to catch an electronics nerd.
drab bard
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains a plate of UFO tofu.
racecar bob
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains a half-full tube labeled "Bursitis Rub."
evil olive
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains so many dynamos! Guess they're trying to catch an electronics nerd.
taco cat
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains wontons. Not now, but later, they will perhaps succeed in catching a hungry partygoer.
flock of stab bats
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains a tuna nut.
racecar bob
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains a goldenrod-adorned log. You wonder what they're trying to catch with such a weird thing as bait.
racecar bob
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains ... a goddamn mad dog! You release it, making it somewhat less mad.
taco cat
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains the most recent issue of Semite Times magazine.
bob racecar
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains Liam's mail. I guess they're trying to catch a Liam.
bob racecar
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains a book of maps, covered in salt and labeled "property of Eve." Did Eve salt an atlas? Eve did.
taco cat
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains a box of Space Caps, which are apparently some kind of candy.
tan gnat
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains ... a goddamn mad dog! You release it, making it somewhat less mad.
taco cat
You find one of the party boobytraps Mr. Alarm mentioned, but instead of being baited with wet stunt nut stew, it contains no lemon, no melon, but a different fruit entirely.
drab bard (no exclam)
You find another party boobytrap, and... finally! It's baited with a big steaming bowl of wet stunt nut stew! You grab it.
You acquire an item: wet stunt nut stew
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