User:Dalinian

dalinian (#747561)

What's With This Dalinian Frood?

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• KoL noob doing his first run through the Kingdom as a female turtle tamer, and enjoying himself tremendously
• Brimming over with gratitude to all the contributors to Visual KoL wiKi, without which I'd be stumbling around tripping over by own boot laces
• Wiki-curious enjoying contributing to Visual KoL, and using this page as a playing aid
• Member of the Helper of Newbies clan -- A clan is Us!
• ...erm...
• That's enough for now; more in-game at my charsheet profile

As a noob, I'm finding KoL to be delightfully silly, complex and multi-dimensional. So I'm aware of my need to keep track of what's what, who's who and what my Turtle Tamer's got her eye on acquiring, assimilating or assassinating. Since wiki-editing is so easy, and internally hot-linking places, people and possibilities is so useful, I'm choosing to use my User page as a notepad on which to keep my KoL-playing notes. For a discussion of the consequences, see this page's discussion page.

So what's below may be most likely irrelevant to you -- and you're of course welcome to browse away.

To Do

Top Of The Pile

Fernswarthy's Basement - need Moxie > 33 (27)

• Devonin on /newbie says buffed stat should do the trick
• Knob Goblin visor: +3 Moxie

chrome sword - you must have at least 45 base Muscle to equip that item

Meat Sources 40 Cobb's Knob: Treasury 48-67, 300, 500, meat stack (100), dense meat stack (1,000) 26 Fernswarthy's Tower 29-41 30 Beanbat Chamber 30-42 32 The Misspelled Cemetary 30-40

The Council of Loathing

We've gotten word, Adventurer, that the Knob Goblins, who normally keep to themselves over at Cobb's Knob, are planning a major military action against Seaside Town. We need for you to go deep into the Knob, and nip this problem in the bud, so to speak, by neutralizing the Goblin King. We've marked your map with the location of the secret entrance that will allow you to go inside the Knob. Many Bothans died to... oh, wait, never mind. That was something else.

  Need: 
  * Knob Goblin perfume  
  * Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise = 
    * Hat: Knob Goblin harem veil +  
    * Pants: Knob Goblin harem pants
  from the Harem, where the girls (35 mox) and guards (40 mox) do up to 15 damage in combat!
  Then:
  * Stock up on: 
    * Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir - 240 Meat from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show, Market Square, Seaside Town. 
    * Red pixel potion - from 1,000 Meat at the Mall, or Inexplicable Door adventuring/Crackpot Mystic manufacture.
  * Enter the King's Chamber and
  * Defeat The Knob Goblin King (62 mox), who can do up to 42 damage in combat!
  * If you get beaten up, you'll have to get another Knob Goblin perfume to try again.

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The Deep Fat Friars in the Distant Woods are having a problem -- one of the experiments has gone awry, and fey creatures have invaded their grove. Please, Adventurer, lend them your assistance. Collect the three items necessary to perform the ritual which will banish these fiends back to their own realm.

• The first item can probably be found in the Dark Neck of the Woods.

  Be prepared to face:
  * Hellion (63 mox), who can do up to 39 damage in combat!

• The second item was last seen in the Dark Heart of the Woods.
• The third item was stolen near the Dark Elbow of the Woods.

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Recently, an aura of extreme Spookiness has begun to emanate from within the Cyrpt, near the Misspelled Cemetary. We fear that some horrible monster has taken up residence there, and begun to rile up the local undead.

Would you be so good as to investigate?

Completed Quests

Boss Bat Quest

  * Enter The Boss Bat's Lair
  * Defeat the two-headed Boss Bat (43 mox), who can do up to 19 damage in combat!

The Brotherhood of the Smackdown

The Brotherhood of the Smackdown, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - learn some skills.

Tao of the Terrapin - §7,000 By studying the secret martial arts of turtles, you've learned how to fend off damage more effectively. This skill will make Ghostly and Astral Shells twice as effective. (passive)

Next visit: L8

Familiars

Magritte		Mosquito	Sucks HP out of enemies and injects it into player (heals you, and does damage to the monster)
Giacometti		Ghuol Whelp	Restores both HP and MP
L'Age d'Or		Leprechaun	Increases meat drops by 5% per pound
Breton		Blood-Faced Volleyball	Increases stat gains by one for every four pounds of familiar
Bunuel		Baby Gravy Fairy	Increases item drops by 2.5% per pound

Would Like To Meet

Sabre-Toothed Lime - First of all you need to visit the goatlet and get some sabre teeth. Then you need to go to menagerie level 1 (in the cobbs knob laboratory) or to the palindome and acquire a lime. You then combine the two to get a sabre toothed lime cub. Then just "use" that. The lime will attack in battle. Its item is the tiny shaker of salt.

Angry Goat - Combine goats cheese from the goatlet and anti-cheese from the shore. You now have a goat. It will attack enemies. Its item is the prosthetic forehead.

Spooky Pirate Skeleton - The spooky pirate skeleton is slightly tricky to make. First, go to the misspelled cemetary and get 8 skeleton bones. Then go to the obligatory pirates cove and get a pirates pelvis and a sunken chest. Then you must make a pirate skull, this is done by smart skull + disembodied brain = brainy skull, then brainy skull + eyepatch = pirate skull then "use" the pirate skull. This will combine all the items you have collected together to get the pirate skeleton. Then "use" the pirate skeleton in your inventory. The Pirate Skeleton helps in battle. Its item is the blundarrrbus.

upto:The Howling Balloon Monkey

Already Familiar With

• Spooky-Gro fertilizer (from The Spooky Forest) + ghuol egg = fertilized ghuol egg + Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium > Ghuol Whelp Familiar

Daily Checks

Clover Day?

Chat /12 to ask chatbot, "Does the hermit have clover today?" Yes:

• buy chewing gum on a string for 30 Meat and a Hermit permit for 100 Meat from The Market, Market Square, Seaside Town
• fish a worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw or worthless knick-knack out of The Sewer, Market Square, Seaside Town
• trade your item for a ten-leaf clover at The Hermitage, The Big Mountains

Outskirts of Cobb's Knob (with ten-leaf clover) > Knob Goblin Uberpants (Power: 45)

Lycanthropy/Stat/Special Day?

Check the KoL Almanac for

• Temporary Lycanthropy: Muscle boost
  • The Smacketeria, The Brotherhood of the Smackdown > blood of the Wereseal (10 Adventures) for 500 Meat > Temporary Lycanthropy
• Stat Day Info: Muscle Day
  • Get & take stat boosters
  • See #Ongoing Quests for Gourd potion
• Event Forecast for Special Days
  • Look 'em up, document and do 'em as they occur

The Campground

Collecting for Clockwork chef-in-the-box

  3 cog - Degrassi Knoll
  3 flange - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp BUT you need to have ascended with a Moxie Zodiac sign to see it in NE Desert Beach; 4,000 Meat in the Mall
  3 sprocket - Degrassi Knoll
  3 spring - Degrassi Knoll
  1 clockwork key - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp - 14,000 Meat in the Mall
  1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob

Pagoda quest

Housing

The Ground	Newbiesport™ Tent	Barskin Tent	Cottage	House
	File:Newbiesport large.gif	File:Barskin large.gif	File:Cottage large.gif	File:House large.gif
3 - 5 HP	8 - 10 HP	18 - 20 HP	28 - 30 HP	38 - 40 HP
5 MP	10 MP	20 MP	30 MP	40 MP

Cottage

• Bowl of cottage cheese - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
• Anticheese - The Shore: Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure

Old Haunts

• Bar skin from The Spooky Forest, The Distant Woods + wooden stakes = Barskin tent: a base gain of 18-20 HP and 20 MP when resting at your campsite as well as a defensive bonus in PvP

• Collecting for Chef-in-the-box

  1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower
  1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary
  1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  1 box - The "Fun" House
  1 spring - Degrassi Knoll 

• Collecting for Bartender-in-the-box

  2 beer lens - The Typical Tavern Booze, for which you must have a minimum of 100 meat 
  1 box - The "Fun" House
  1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower
  1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary
  1 spring - Degrassi Knoll 

Ongoing Quests

The Gourd Tower, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - Turtle Tamers must collect (initially 5) Knob Goblin firecrackers from the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, The Nearby Plains > Gourd potion: gain 30-35 subpoints in your main stat, best taken on a Stat Day

The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - each day, he pays bounties of double the autosell price on three of a set of items.

The Crackpot Mystic's Shed, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > continuum transfunctioner >> The Inexplicable Door, The Distant Woods > 20 red pixels + 10 black pixels = Pixel pants (Power: 50)

Uncle P's Antiques, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town >

• 'Villa' document - 500,000,000 Meat
• Mr. Exploiter - 1,000,000,000 Meat

Completed Quests Too

The Sleazy Back Alley, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > Spirit of the Slug Lord (one time) > the Slug Lord's map > With Stench Resistance: pants of the Slug Lord

Accessories

Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle	+10% Item Drops from Monsters
continuum transfunctioner	Allows access to The Inexplicable Door area in The Distant Woods
dirty hobo gloves	+2 Stench Damage
enchanted brass knuckles	2x chance of Critical Hit (1)
shiny ring	All Attributes +3

(1) NOTE: If you wear multiple items that increase Critical Hit chances, only the highest multiplier applies.

Post-Ascension

Hagnk's Mostly-Burned-Down Ancestral Mini-Storage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - where a player's items are placed when they ascend.

The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - the guild for Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves. Here guild members can learn new skills and buy useful items.

The Untinker's Cottage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - once you find his screwdriver, he'll be able to use his trusty rusty screwdriver to untinker anything put together with meat paste.

Investigations

Clan Run Programs

Clan Member Run Programs

User:NewZorkBat and kmail messages; Knowledge management Could 'material flow management' be better translated to 'logistics management'?

Banjob (#105105) Level 38 Turtle Tamer ** 1,111 meat for 300 turns of Ghostly Shell. 1,850 meat for 300 turns of Astral Shell. 2,780 meat for 300 turns of Empathy. Banjob

Scratching Post

Meat is occasionally referred to in terms of "Pounds Sirloin" as a currency name in parody of the Pound Sterling currency of the UK. This usage utilizes the Section sign "§" (Alt+789 in Windows, Option+6 in OS X) to prefix sums of meat, such that §1,000 (one thousand pounds sirloin) equates 1,000 meat.

I'm saving for my skill-training fund so what I'd like is an average meat/adventure (mpa) table, eg: ... Fernswarthy's Tower: 32 mpa, Beanbat Chamber: 35 mpa, The Misspelled Cemetary: 39 mpa, etc... Does anyone know of a site where that data's available?

forums wiki coldfront google

Doodad + Doohickey Dispensary blong dalinian

The Map of the Locations of the Kingdom of Loathing

KEY: NNN LocationTitle NNN 
   Moxie Loc.page.link Damage to expect

Moxie values can be found at Safe Adventuring

Seaside Town Wrong Side of the Tracks 15 The Sleazy Back Alley Right Side of the Tracks 10 The Haunted Pantry The Hall of Records The Mall of Loathing The Council of Loathing The Clan District The Dungeon Full of Dungeons 29 The Daily Dungeon Market Square	The Campground Housing Colossal Closet Kingdom of Loathing Certificate of Participation Bartender-in-the-box Chef-in-the-box Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium Meat Maid Magical Mystical Hippy Stone	The Big Mountains Mt. Noob The Barrel full of Barrels The Dark and Dank and Sinister Cave The Hall of the Legends of the Times of Old The Hermitage
Unexplored	The Nearby Plains Cobb's Knob 54 Laboratory 21 62 King's Chamber 42 66 Menagerie Level 1 26 75 Menagerie Level 2 86 Menagerie Level 3 26 Fernswarthy's Tower The Cake-Shaped Arena 22 Degrassi Knoll 29 The "Fun" House 32 The Misspelled Cemetary 80-100 The Cyrpt The Bat Hole	Who knows?
Desert Beach The Shore, Inc South of the Border	The Distant Woods 10 The Spooky Forest 45 Whitey's Grove 14 20 The Typical Tavern The Copse of the Deep Fat Friars 58 The Dark Elbow of the Woods 60 The Dark Heart of the Woods 63 The Dark Neck of the Woods 63 The Deep Fat Friars' Gate The Hidden Temple 35 The Inexplicable Door 7	The Mysterious Island of Mystery The Hippy Store 50 Orcish Frat House 51 The Hippy Camp 22 76 The Obligatory Pirate's Cove