User:Dentarthurdent

You're fighting Dentarthurdent (#752284)

You hear a scream of anguish as you violate Dentarthurdent's hideaway. Using passages unknown to you, he rushes to its defense. He gestures mysteriously, and the treasures in the room suddenly vanish.

He gets the jump on you.

He draws blood, raking his stiletto across your arm. Ouch! Oof!

File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 11 hit points.

Your blow lands, making a shallow gash in his arm! SOCKO! ZAP! KAPOW!

The stiletto flashes faster than you can follow, and blood wells from your leg. Eek! Oof! Argh!

File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 42 hit points.

Your sword pinks Dentarthurdent on the wrist, but it's not serious.

The pastamancer, forgetting his essentially genteel upbringing, cuts your throat. Eek! Bam! Kapow!

File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 8,675,309 hit points.

You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.

Cocktailcrafting Grid

• Mixers highlighted in yellow require Advanced Cocktailcrafting to mix.
• Green beer can be mixed only on St. Sneaky Pete's Day.
• I didn't record the actual amount of stat gains for each drink. For most drinks, stat gains are more or less in proportion with the number of adventures. Tiny Plastic Sword drinks provide a lot more adventures, but not a whole lot more stats.

bottle of gin
jumbo olive	olive	grapefruit		papaya
dry martini 5-10A, Mox	martini 3-5A, Mox, martini tattoo	salty dog 3-6A, Mys		papaya sling 3-7A, Mus
skewered jumbo olive	little paper umbrella	magical ice cubes	brine
dirty martini 22-26A, Mox	a little sump'm sump'm 10-14A, Mys/Mox	slap and tickle 10-14A, Mox/Mys	especially salty dog 9-13A, Mus/Mys/Mox

bottle of rum
lime	grapefruit	strawberry	spices	cranberries	Cloaca-Cola / Dyspepsi-Cola
grog 5-10A, Mus	monkey wrench 3-6A, Mys	strawberry daiquiri 3-6A, Mox	spiced rum 4-8A, Mox	redrum 3-6A, Mys	rum and cola 3-5A, Mox
skewered lime	coconut shell	magical ice cubes	ghuol egg
grogtini 22-24A, Mus	ocean motion 10-14A, Mus/Mys	perpendicular hula 10-14A, Mox	eggnog 5-10A, Mox/Mys

bottle of tequila
lime	lemon	orange
tequila with training wheels 5-10A, Mus	margarita 3-6A, Mus	tequila sunrise 3-6A, Mus
skewered lime	magical ice cubes	little paper umbrella
bodyslam 22-26A, Mus	calle de miel 10-14A, Mox/Mus	ducha de oro 10-14A, Mys/Mus

bottle of vodka
jumbo olive	orange	olive	tomato	glass of goat's milk	cranberries
dry vodka martini 5-10A, Mox	screwdriver 3-6, Mus	vodka martini 3-6A, Mox	bloody mary 3-6A, all	white Canadian 3-6A, Mus, Canadianity	vodka and cranberry 3-6A, Mys
skewered jumbo olive	coconut shell	magical ice cubes	spices
vesper 22-27A, Mox	slip 'n' slide 10-14A, Mus	rockin' wagon 10-14A, Mox	extra-spicy bloody mary 4-10A, all

bottle of whiskey
cherry	soda water	lemon	Cloaca-Cola / Dyspepsi-Cola
old-fashioned 5-10A, Mys	whiskey and soda 3-8A, Mys	whiskey sour 3-7A, Mus	whiskey and cola 4-6A, Mys/Mox
skewered cherry	little paper umbrella	coconut shell
cherry bomb 22-26A, Mys	roll in the hay 10-14A, Mys	fuzzbump 10-14A, Mus

boxed wine
cherry	strawberry	soda water
sangria 5-10A, Mys	strawberry wine 3-6, Mox	wine spritzer 3-6A, Mys
skewered cherry	coconut shell	little paper umbrella
sangria del diablo 22-26A, Mys	pink pony 10-14A, Mus/Mox	horizontal tango 10-14A, Mys

fermenting powder
pretty flower	tomato	orange	grapefruit	grapes
flower schnapps 1-3A, Flower Power	tomato schnapps 1-3A, all	orange schnapps 1-3A, Mus	grapefruit schnapps 1-3A, Mys	fine wine 1-3A, Mox

ice-cold beer
ten-leaf clover	tomato
green beer 1-3A	bloody beer 1-2A, 3-5MP