User:Dentarthurdent

You're fighting Dentarthurdent (#752284)

You hear a scream of anguish as you violate Dentarthurdent's hideaway. Using passages unknown to you, he rushes to its defense. He gestures mysteriously, and the treasures in the room suddenly vanish.

He gets the jump on you.

He draws blood, raking his stiletto across your arm. Ouch! Oof!

File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 11 hit points.

Your blow lands, making a shallow gash in his arm! BIFF! SOCKO!

The stiletto flashes faster than you can follow, and blood wells from your leg. Eek! Oof! Argh!

File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 42 hit points.

Your sword pinks Dentarthurdent on the wrist, but it's not serious.

The pastamancer bows formally, raises his stiletto, and with a wry grin, ends the battle and your life. Bam! Oof! Bam! Kapow!

File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 3,141,592 hit points.

You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.

Cocktailcrafting Guide

• Mixers highlighted in yellow require Advanced Cocktailcrafting to mix.
• Green beer can be mixed only on St. Sneaky Pete's Day.
• I didn't record the actual amount of stat gains for each drink. For most drinks, stat gains are more or less in proportion with the number of adventures. Tiny Plastic Sword drinks provide a lot more adventures, but very little stats.
• In a little bit, I'll add a vertically-oriented version of this guide here.

bottle of gin — 3A, 3D
jumbo olive	olive	grapefruit		papaya
dry martini 5-10A, Mox, 3D	martini 3-5A, Mox, 3D, martini tattoo	salty dog 3-6A, Mys, 3D		papaya sling 3-7A, Mus, 3D
skewered jumbo olive	little paper umbrella	magical ice cubes	brine
dirty martini 22-26A, Mox, 6D	a little sump'm sump'm 10-14A, Mys/Mox, 4D	slap and tickle 10-14A, Mox/Mys, 4D	especially salty dog 9-13A, all, 4D

bottle of rum — 3A, 3D
lime	grapefruit	strawberry	spices	cranberries	Cloaca-Cola / Dyspepsi-Cola
grog 5-10A, Mus, 3D	monkey wrench 3-6A, Mys, 3D	strawberry daiquiri 3-6A, Mox, 3D	spiced rum 4-8A, Mox, 3D	redrum 3-6A, Mys, 3D	rum and cola 3-5A, Mox, 3D
skewered lime	coconut shell	magical ice cubes	ghuol egg
grogtini 22-24A, Mus, 6D	ocean motion 10-14A, Mus/Mys, 4D	perpendicular hula 10-14A, Mox, 4D	eggnog 5-10A, Mox/Mys, 3D

bottle of tequila — 3A, 3D
lime	lemon	orange
tequila with training wheels 5-10A, Mus, 3D	margarita 3-6A, Mus, 3D	tequila sunrise 3-6A, Mus, 3D
skewered lime	magical ice cubes	little paper umbrella
bodyslam 22-26A, Mus, 6D	calle de miel 10-14A, Mox/Mus, 4D	ducha de oro 10-14A, Mys/Mus, 4D

bottle of vodka — 3A, 3D
jumbo olive	orange	olive	tomato	glass of goat's milk	cranberries
dry vodka martini 5-10A, Mox, 3D	screwdriver 3-6, Mus, 3D	vodka martini 3-6A, Mox, 3D	bloody mary 3-6A, all, 3D	white Canadian 3-6A, Mus, 3D, Canadianity	vodka and cranberry 3-6A, Mys, 3D
skewered jumbo olive	coconut shell	magical ice cubes	spices
vesper 22-27A, Mox, 6D	slip 'n' slide 10-14A, Mus, 4D	rockin' wagon 10-14A, Mox, 4D	extra-spicy bloody mary 4-10A, all, 3D

bottle of whiskey — 3A, 3D
cherry	soda water	lemon	Cloaca-Cola / Dyspepsi-Cola
old-fashioned 5-10A, Mys, 3D	whiskey and soda 3-8A, Mys, 3D	whiskey sour 3-7A, Mus, 3D	whiskey and cola 4-6A, Mys/Mox, 3D
skewered cherry	little paper umbrella	coconut shell
cherry bomb 22-26A, Mys, 6D	roll in the hay 10-14A, Mys, 4D	fuzzbump 10-14A, Mus, 4D

boxed wine — 3A, 3D
cherry	strawberry	soda water
sangria 5-10A, Mys, 3D	strawberry wine 3-6, Mox, 3D	wine spritzer 3-6A, Mys, 3D
skewered cherry	coconut shell	little paper umbrella
sangria del diablo 22-26A, Mys, 6D	pink pony 10-14A, Mus/Mox, 4D	horizontal tango 10-14A, Mys, 4D

fermenting powder
pretty flower	tomato	orange	grapefruit	grapes
flower schnapps 1-3A, 1D, Flower Power	tomato schnapps 1-3A, all, 1D	orange schnapps 1-3A, Mus, 1D	grapefruit schnapps 1-3A, Mys, 1D	fine wine 1-3A, Mox

mushroom fermenting solution
knoll mushroom	knob mushroom	spooky mushroom	warm mushroom	cool mushroom	pointy mushroom	flaming mushroom	frozen mushroom	stinky mushroom
knoll mushroom wine 10-13A, Mus, 3D	knob mushroom wine 10-13A, Mys, 3D	spooky mushroom wine 10-13A, Mox, 3D	flat mushroom wine 10-13A, Mus, 3D	cool mushroom wine 10-13A, Mys, 3D	pointy mushroom wine 10-13A, Mox, 3D	flaming mushroom wine 10-14A, Mus, 3D	icy mushroom wine 10-14A, Mys, 3D	stinky mushroom wine 10-14A, Mox, 3D

ice-cold beer 1A, 1-2MP, 1D
ten-leaf clover	tomato
green beer 1-3A, 1D	bloody beer 1-2A, 3-5MP, 1D