User:Relyk

September 7, 2025
Dougtember 7,
Year 86 Moxie tomorrow

• Safe Adventuring
• Elements
• Familiar Training
• Best Drinks
• Best Foods (adventures)
• Advanced Cocktailcrafting
• Pastamastery

Scrumptious reagent

• philter of phorce - Muscle buff: lemon
• ointment of the occult - Mysticality buff: grapefruit
• serum of sarcasm - Moxie buff: lime
• tomato juice of powerful power - All buff: tomato

• milk of magnesium - Increase food adventures
• Scrumdiddlyumptious solution

• fancy schmancy cheese sauce - Goat cheese: Moxie
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce - Knob mushroom: Mysticality
• sauce of the ages - Knob sausage: Muscle
• Hell broth - Hellion cube: All stats

• oil of stability - Muscle equalizer
• oil of expertise - Mysticality equalizer
• oil of slipperiness - Moxie equalizer

Quests

• Level 1 - Toot Oriole Quest ("Toot!") (tutorial; first ascension only)
• Level 2 - Spooky Forest Quest ("Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places")
• Level 3 - Typical Tavern Quest ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat.")
• Level 4 - Boss Bat Quest ("Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.")
• Level 5 - The King of Cobb's Knob Quest ("The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King")
• Level 6 - Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest ("Trial By Friar")

• Brother Flying Burrito - 30% food drop
• Brother Corsican - Pet stats
• Brother Smothers - 30% booze drop

• Level 7 - Undefile the Cyrpt Quest ("Cyrptic Emanations")

	The Cyrpt Choice Adventures
	The Defiled Nook Skull, Skull, Skull			The Defiled Niche Urning Your Keep
	Check behind the first one	40-60 Smarm		Investigate the first urn	40-60 Magicalness
	Look inside the second one	200-300 Meat		Check out the second one	plus-sized phylactery (first time only)
	See what's under the third one	rusty bonesaw		See what's behind Urn #3	200-300 Meat
	Check the shiny object (rare)	debonair deboner		Turn Away	Skip adventure
	Leave the skulls alone	Skip adventure
	The Defiled Cranny Death Rattlin'		The Defiled Alcove Turn Your Head and Coffin
	Open up the closed one	200-300 Meat	Investigate the fancy coffin	40-60 Fortitude
	Crawl inside the open one	40-50 HP & MP 20-30 each substat	Check out the pine box	200-300 Meat
	Dig through the rubble on the ground	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	Look in the wet one	half-rotten brain
	Leave them all be	Skip adventure	Leave the drawers alone	Skip adventure
	Open the rattling one	Fight swarm of ghuol whelps

• Level 8 - Mt. McLargeHuge Quest ("Am I my Trapper's Keeper?")
• Level 9 - Strange Leaflet Quest (optional)
• Level 9 - Orc Chasm Quest ("A Quest, LOL")
• Level 10 - Giant Trash Quest ("The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage")

• The Hole in the Sky - Giant Castle Map with Giant Needle, Furry Fur, and Awful Poetry Book

• Level 11 - Quest for the Holy MacGuffin ("<Player Name> and the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin")

• Cap'm Caronch Quest

• Level 12 - Mysterious Island Quest ("Make War, Not... Oh, Wait")

• The Junkyard
• The Mysterious Island Arena
• The Lighthouse
• The Organic Orchard
• McMillicancuddy's Farm

1. Next, make a fence out of the barbed wire (choice #3) when you are cornered.
2. Knock over the lantern (choice #1) when you are cornered again.
3. Dump out the drum (choice #2) when you are cornered a third time.

• Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision

• Level 13 - Naughty Sorceress Quest ("The Final Ultimate Epic Final Conflict")

• Richard's Star Key 8,7
• Star Hat 5,3
• Star Crossbow 5,6
• Total: 18,16
• Defeating The Naughty Sorceress

Guild Quests

• Legendary Epic Weapon Quest
• A Dark and Dank and Sinister Quest
• The Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair
  • Volcano Platforms

Day 1

Expected level: 6

Pulls

• 1 Milk of Magnesium
• 9 Lunchboxes
• 1 Yellow brick road
• 1 Facsimile Dictionary
• 1 Harem Veil
• 2 Filthy Hippy Disguise
• 1 Disassembled Clover for knob perfume
• 1 bottle of pirate juice for goblin king
• 1 Porquoise ring
• 1 Lead necklace

Goals

• Get meat car
• Open island
• Get entangling noodles
• Open up hidden temple
• Clear Tavern
• Clear boss bat lair
• Clear goblin king
• Buy kickback cookbook

Day 2

Expected level: 9

Pulls

• 1 Milk of Magnesium
• 9 Lunchboxes
• 1 Yellow brick road
• 2 Sneaky Pete's Breath Sprays
• 1 bottle of pirate juice for bonerdagon
• 1 Carnivore button
• 1 Snow Queen Crown
• 2 668 scrolls
• 1 64067 scroll
• 1 30669 scroll

Goals

• Get steel margarita
• Clear the crypt
• Clear mountain, draw goat cheese and mining gear instead of lunchboxes if necessary
• Clear chasm
• Start on mansion, opening temple if necessary.
• clover if possible