Burly Bodyguard

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Familiar number: 303
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Burly Bodyguard
He's your bodyguard and you'll be his long-lost pal. Can he call you Al?

Protects and attacks

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Ability: Attacks opponent, sometimes blocks attacks

Throne/Bjorn: Cannot sit in the throne.

Hatchling: baby bodyguard

Familiar-Specific Equipment: bodyguard badge

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+30% Meat Drop	4-5 MP	+3 Muscle statgain	+25% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+2 Moxie statgain
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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

When attacking:

• %fn% pushes your foe away from you, dealing X damage in the process.

When protecting:

• %fn% steps protectively between you and your foe. Your foe thinks of something to do other than harm you.

• After Combat:

After defeating N enemies:

• %fn% looks mildly talkative.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

• You can't tell if %fn% is winking under his Tam O'Shanter, because of his dark sunglasses.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

• %fn% cautiously checks the area around the gravy maypole for potential threats.

• With wax lips equipped:

• %fn% smiles with his wax lips. It's the only time you've ever seen him display emotion.

Arena Messages

None. This familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• After defeating a certain number of enemies (50?) a "chat" link will appear next to your familiar. Clicking it leads to Chatting with your Burly Bodyguard.

References

• The haiku is a reference to the 1986 Paul Simon song "You Can Call Me Al"