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Judging by the bruises, broken bones, and the furry bikini he's wearing, this must be a caveman who is pledging a caveman fraternity. Hazing was a little harsher in the old days -- usually it involved homo-erotic physical abuse, or public nudity, or dangerous stunts, or... okay, so it hasn't changed much.
{{battle
  |image=cavefrat.gif
  |a=a
  |name=caveman frat pledge
  |text=Judging by the bruises, broken bones, and the furry bikini he's wearing, this must be a caveman who is pledging a caveman fraternity. Hazing was a little harsher in the old days -- usually it involved homo-erotic physical abuse, or public nudity, or dangerous stunts, or... okay, so it hasn't changed much.
  |hit=?
  |miss=He tries to kick you with his primitive high-heeled shoes, but loses his balance and falls over.
 
  |critical=?
  |fumble=?
}}
 
{{acquire|item=cup of primitive beer|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=ovoid leather thing|chance=?}}
{{acquire|item=chunk of rock salt|chance=?}}
{{stat|?}}
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Occurs at [[The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)]]

Revision as of 18:05, 28 June 2007

Caveman frat pledge
Monster ID 470
Locations The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
Hit Points 220
Attack 255
Defense 207
No-Hit 265
Initiative 75
Meat 32-48
Phylum orc
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
caveman frat pledge You're fighting a caveman frat pledge

Judging by the bruises, broken bones, and the furry bikini he's wearing, this must be a caveman who is pledging a caveman fraternity. Hazing was a little harsher in the old days -- usually it involved homo-erotic physical abuse, or public nudity, or dangerous stunts, or... okay, so it hasn't changed much.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you with his primitive high-heeled shoes, but loses his balance and falls over.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer (? chance)*
You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing (? chance)*
You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt (? chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)