Caveman frat pledge

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Caveman frat pledge
Monster ID	470
Locations	The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)
Hit Points	220
Attack	255
Defense	207
No-Hit	265
Initiative	75
Meat	32-48
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	chunk of rock salt, cup of primitive beer, ovoid leather thing, stone baseball cap
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a caveman frat pledge

Judging by the bruises, broken bones, and the furry bikini he's wearing, this must be a caveman who is pledging a caveman fraternity. Hazing was a little harsher in the old days -- usually it involved homo-erotic physical abuse, or public nudity, or dangerous stunts, or... okay, so it hasn't changed much.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

He turns around and pulls down the bottom half of his furry bikini. You recoil in fear from the two furry hemispheres he's showing you, trip over a rock, and smack your head on the ground. Argh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you with his primitive high-heeled shoes, but loses his balance and falls over.

He tries to hit you, but he's unprepared for your highly evolved dodging skills.

He tries to make you do a kegstand, but kegs haven't been invented yet.

He projectile vomits, but you sidestep the acidic shower.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain 32−48 Meat

You acquire an item: chunk of rock salt (8% chance)*

You acquire an item: cup of primitive beer (16% chance)*

You acquire an item: ovoid leather thing (9% chance)*

You acquire an item: stone baseball cap (5% chance)*

You gain 75 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Orcish Frat House (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)