ChibiBuddy™ Socialization Messages

The messages defend on the ChibiBuddy™'s socialization level:

2 Dots

• He sits on his couch, stewing in bitterness about all the people who have accomplished more in life than he has.
• He says,"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel," and gives you the finger.
• He writes a screed about how other people are vampires who suck away your creativity and vitality. Weird thing is, he wrote it in the middle of his comic book about anthropomorphic aardvarks.
• He polishes his shotgun, then writes unhinged paranoiac anti-government propaganda to hand out.
• He vows to tell everyone what he really thinks of them, and it's their fault if they get offended by the truth.
• He thinks he's the only real person in the universe and everyone else vanishes when he's not there.
• He finds it easier to listen to the voices in his head when he stays at home alone.
• He monologues about how he's the only sentient being in the universe and everyone else is just a tool to use to get what he wants.
• He draws a picture of himself crying, and writes Forever Alone under it.
• He pees into a jar and adds it to the others in his collection.
• He throws a tea party for all of his stuffed animals. It's really heartbreaking how he pretends they can talk.
• He says, "I don't need you! I don't need anyone!" Which is good, since he doesn't have very many friends left.

3 Dots

• He puts on a shirt that says "Not Anti-Social, Just Shy."
• He tries to work up the nerve to tell the cute girl at ChibiWork™ how he really feels.
• He turns down an invitation to go out so he can finish the book he's reading.
• He enjoys watching a movie by himself, but wishes he had someone to share it with.
• He considers calling up a buddy to go out, but decides he'd rather work on his stamp collection.
• He says, "I know friends are the spice of life, but too much spice makes my tummy upset."
• He enjoys a quiet evening in.
• He decides not to go to a concert, but he plays the CD really loud and dances.
• He invites a buddy over for a ChibiBeer™.

4 Dots

• He invites a buddy over for a ChibiBeer™.
• He considers calling up a buddy to go out, but decides he'd rather work on his stamp collection.
• He tries to work up the nerve to tell the cute girl at ChibiWork™ how he really feels.
• He says, "I'm not a social butterfly. More a social caterpillar spinning a cocoon."
• He goes into the chat on the Best Game Ever, but lurks instead of striking up a conversation.
• He rejects a few Book of Faces friend requests because he can only handle having a few close friends.
• He enjoys a quiet evening in.
• He decides not to go to a concert, but he plays the CD really loud and dances.
• He won't go out to dinner, but invites a buddy over for a ChibiMeatloaf™.
• He enjoys watching a movie by himself, but wishes he had someone to share it with.
• He turns down an invitation to a party because he won't know anyone there.

5 Dots

• He throws a dinner party for a few couples, complete with cocktails and laughter.