Crimbuccaneer barrrback

Crimbuccaneer barrrback
Monster ID	2418
Locations	The Bar At War, while in Elf Guard Fatigues
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	pirate
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, sawed-off blunderbuss, Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer barrrback

In war, as in peace, the humble barback has one of the most underappreciated jobs in the entire economy. Do they think these spills are going to mop themselves up? Do they think people just pay their tabs out of the kindness of their hearts?

They get no respect. It's enough to start considering a life of crime on the high seas.

Hit Message(s):

He tries to hit you in the face with the handle of his mop. He misses, but you still get splashed with nasty mop water from the bottom part. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He can't attack you right now -- somebody threw up in one of the stalls and he has to go clean it up.

He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one.

Fumble Message:

He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12

You acquire an item: sawed-off blunderbuss (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer tavern swab (?% chance)*

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Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing Elf Guard Fatigues.

Notes

• Makes the bar filthier on defeat:

As your opponent leaves the bar, they deliberately kick over a mop bucket, making a huge mess all over the floor.