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They get no respect. It's enough to start considering a life of crime on the high seas. | They get no respect. It's enough to start considering a life of crime on the high seas. | ||
|hit=He tries to hit you in the face with the handle of his mop. He misses, but you still get splashed with nasty mop water from the bottom part. {{ouch|4}} | |hit=He tries to hit you in the face with the handle of his mop. He misses, but you still get splashed with nasty mop water from the bottom part. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
|miss=He can't attack you right now -- somebody threw up in one of the stalls and he has to go clean it up. | |miss=He can't attack you right now -- somebody threw up in one of the stalls and he has to go clean it up. | ||
He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one. | He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one. | ||
|critical= | |critical=He slaps you with a filthy bar rag. You can't even identify the fluid that splashes all over your {{part}}. {{critical}} {{ouch|10}} | ||
|fumble=He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one.}} | |fumble=He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one.}} | ||
Revision as of 23:14, 17 December 2023
| Crimbuccaneer barrrback | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2418 |
| Locations | The Bar At War, while in Elf Guard Fatigues |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, sawed-off blunderbuss, Crimbuccaneer tavern swab |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer barrrbackIn war, as in peace, the humble barback has one of the most underappreciated jobs in the entire economy. Do they think these spills are going to mop themselves up? Do they think people just pay their tabs out of the kindness of their hearts?
They get no respect. It's enough to start considering a life of crime on the high seas.
Hit Message(s):
He tries to hit you in the face with the handle of his mop. He misses, but you still get splashed with nasty mop water from the bottom part. Argh! Oof! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He slaps you with a filthy bar rag. You can't even identify the fluid that splashes all over your <face>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ouch!
He can't attack you right now -- somebody threw up in one of the stalls and he has to go clean it up.
He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one.
He tries to slap you with a bar rag, but it's too greasy and it slips out of his fingers. He reaches under the bar and grabs a (slightly) cleaner one. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 |
 | You acquire an item: sawed-off blunderbuss (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer tavern swab (?% chance)* |
Occurs at The Bar At War, while wearing Elf Guard Fatigues.
Notes
- Makes the bar filthier on defeat:
- As your opponent leaves the bar, they deliberately kick over a mop bucket, making a huge mess all over the floor.
