Crusty pirate

Crusty pirate
Monster ID	625
Locations	The F'c'le
Hit Points	90
Attack	100
Defense	90
No-Hit	110
Initiative	50
Meat	52-78
Phylum	pirate
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	barrrnacle, tarrrnish charrrm
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a crusty pirate

This pirate is a crusty old salt covered with crusty old salt (and barrrnacles). His attitude and his hygiene habits combine for perfect crusty synergy. You hope he's a member of the upper crust, because you really don't want anything to do with his lower crust.

Hit Message(s):

He scratches you with his crust. You hope there's no rust in his crust - you haven't had your shots.
He scrapes you with his crust, which strikes you as unjust.

Critical Hit Message:

One of the many barrrnacles encrusting the pirate latches onto you and sucks until you have a giant hickey on your forehead. Man, that's going to be hard to explain to the in-laws.

Argh! Ugh! Eek! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to scrape you with his crust, but misses.

He tries to encrust you, but you entrust him with the duty of failing to hit you.

Fumble Message:

The crusty pirate trips over some rigging and falls on his face. The barrrnacles encrusting him quickly grab onto the deck, and he has to take a few minutes to free himself. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: barrrnacle Data:barrrnacle

You acquire an item: tarrrnish charrrm

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Occurs at the F'c'le.