Beaten Up
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Beaten Up
You've had the crap beaten out of you. You're going to need some more crap.
Muscle -50%
Mysticality -50%
Moxie -50%
Obtained From
- Reaching zero HP in any way (4 turns)
- Trying to cheat Rodoric, the Staffcrafter (1 Adventure)
- drinking at the Giant's Drink (3 Adventures)
- Drinking a can of Dyspepsi-Cola or Cloaca-Cola with the effect Popping Stomach (10 Adventures)
- Using explosion-flavored chewing gum (10 Adventures)
- Eating foie gras (1 Adventure)
- The Beaten-Senseless Man's Hand at South of The Border, Bad Moon only (10 Adventures)
- Trying to inappropriately Bedazzle! (10 Adventures)
- Calculate the Universe (with a final result of 7) (100 Adventures)
- Obsoleted Methods
- Being kneecapped by the Penguin Mafia (10 Adventures) (No longer available)
Notes
- If you are at 0 HP after taking damage the Beaten Up duration is reset before adding the new amount.
- The following actions will explicitly cure Beaten Up:
- Resting at your campsite
- Using the Seal Clubber skill Tongue of the Walrus
- Using the Seal Clubber skill Hibernate
- Using the hot tub in your Clan VIP Lounge (maximum 5 uses per day)
- Using a tiny house
- Using a Space Tours Tripple
- Using a CSA all-purpose soap
- Using a personal massager (or having one in your inventory when you lose a fight)
- Using a vial of forest tears
- Using an aspirin
- Using a sewing kit
- Using your own black heart
- Having a first-aid pouch equipped when you lose a fight (this consumes the item)
- Having a Loathing Legion defibrillator equipped when you lose a fight
- Having the effect Cookie Backup active when you lose a fight
- Having the effect Heal Thy Nanoself active when you lose a fight
- Waiting until after rollover
- Unlike most effects, getting Beaten Up multiple times in a row does not extend the length of the effect, but resets it. As a consequence of this, if you have more than 4 turns of Beaten Up, then lose all your HP, the number of turns remaining will be lowered to 4.
