Disco Bandit

Description

• (Male:) The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
• (Female:) The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes she? No man knows. Whither strikes she next? All men live in fear of her and her Moxie.

Skills

Skills are trained at The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts. Each skill other than the first costs (level*1000) Meat to learn. All Disco Bandits start with Disco Aerobics.

Disco Bandits can also use a Moxious maneuver. This is a combat ability which uses Moxie to determine damage. It costs an amount of MP equal to their current level.

Level	Skill	Description	Effect	Type	MP Cost
0	Disco Aerobics	By disco dancing at your campsite, you can put youself in a Disco State of Mind. Your Moxie will increase for a period of time.	Disco State of Mind +2 Mox (5 Adventures)	Noncombat	1
1	Disco Eye-Poke	In the course of your disco dancing, you can poke your opponent in the eye (or eye analogue,) doing a small amount of damage and throwing your opponent off guard.	1-3 damage Enemy level -1	Combat	3
2	Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation	This skill makes you less likely to be taken by surprise in combat, and increases your chances of successfully running away from a monster.	+20% Combat Initiative	Passive	N/A
3	Disco Nap	This skill allows you to take a quick Disco Nap, and heal some of your wounds.	Heals about 20 HP. Removes Wussiness, Sleepy, Embarrassed, and Confused effects.	Noncombat	8
4	Disco Dance of Doom	You can bust a disco move all up out the joint, damaging your opponent all the while. This skill will inflict 6-8 points of damage.	6-8 damage Enemy level -3	Combat	5
5	Advanced Cocktailcrafting	This skill focuses your disco groove into the ability to make special high-quality cocktails.	Allows you to mix drinks using coconut shells, little paper umbrellas and magical ice cubes. Allows you to create one of these items three times a day, chosen randomly each time.	Noncombat	10
6	Nimble Fingers	Your mad looting skills will cause the amount of meat dropped by monsters to increase.	+20% Meat drops	Passive	N/A
7	Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo	This advanced form of the Disco Dance of Doom is sure to leave your enemies both smacked around and confused.	8-10 damage Enemy level -5	Combat	7
8	Mad Looting Skillz	This skill will increase the rate at which the monsters you slay drop items.	+20% item drops	Passive	N/A
9	Disco Power Nap	This is an improved version of the Disco Nap.	Heals about 40 HP. Removes Wussiness, Sleepy, Embarrassed, and Confused effects	Noncombat	12
10	Disco Face Stab	This is a vastly improved version of the Disco Eye Poke. Instead of poking your opponent in the eye, you stab him (or her, or it) in the face. This is sure to cause him (or her, or it) some problems.	15-18 damage Enemy level -7	Combat	10
11	Crossbow Fever	This skill makes you significantly less likely to miss when firing a crossbow.	Decreases chance of missing with a crossbow.	Passive	N/A
12	Ambidextrous Funkslinging	Each of your hands is capable of slinging just as much funk as the other. This skill allows you to use two items per round of combat instead of just one.	Allows two items to be used per round	Passive	N/A
13	Heart of Polyester	You're too cool for school -- resistant to all manner of sleazy advances and come-ons.	Sleazy resistance	Passive	N/A
14	Smooth Movement	This skill allows you to more stealthily sneak from shadow to shadow, and makes you less likely to encounter monsters while adventuring.	Smooth Movement Decreases likelihood of combat adventures (? Adventures)	Noncombat	10

Levels

The amount of Moxie required to attain level L follows the formula Moxie = L² - 2L+ 5.

References

• The description may refer to the Steve Miller Band song Abracadabra
• The name "Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo" refers to the lamentable movie Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
• The rank "Rhymer And Stealer" refers to the Beastie Boys song "Rhymin' and Stealin'".
• The skill "Crossbow Fever" may be a reference to the 1978 film "Disco Fever", which is appropriate for a Disco Bandit.

Classes
Seal Clubber	Turtle Tamer	Pastamancer	Sauceror	Disco Bandit	Accordion Thief