Doing the Maths

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Choice adventure number: 1103

Doing the Maths

<a large space of random numbers appearing and disappearing>

<text entry field>

Calculate the Universe

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You take out your calculator and start making a calculation to calculate your current number

<input>
+ lifetimes
+ <moon sign>
× melancholy plus advancement
+ length of your current piece of string
<result>

You consult your table of Numberology for the final digits and...

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

Number	Result
0	Meat: 0
1	item: seal-clubbing club
2	effect: Sleepy (100 Adventures)
3	effect: Confused (100 Adventures)
4	effect: Embarrassed (100 Adventures)
5	effect: Far Out (100 Adventures)
6	effect: Wings (100 Adventures)
7	effect: Beaten Up (100 Adventures)
8	effect: Hardly Poisoned at All (100 Adventures)
9	effect: Knob Goblin Perfume (100 Adventures)
10	effect: Steroid Boost (100 Adventures)
11	Drunkenness: -1 to +3
12	fight Gnollish Gearhead
13	"Nothing seems to happen. Or does it."
14	item: moxie weed (14)
15	Meat: 15
16	item: magicalness-in-a-can (2-3)
17	Adventures: +1
18	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey
19	Moxie: ~21
20	Mainstat: ~19-20
21	PvP fights: +1
22	item: pygmy phone number
23	Muscle: ~22
27	Moxie: ~25
30	fight ghuol
33	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
34	Mainstat: ~38-50
35	Muscle: lose ~38
36	Adventures: +2
37	PvP fights: +3
38	Myst: ?
40	Meat: 40
43	Muscle: ~26
44	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey
45	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
47	Moxie: ~44
48	fight your butt
49	Myst: ~49
50	Myst: lose ~53-57
51	fight War Frat 151st Infantryman
57	Moxie: ~46
58	effect: Teleportitis (100 Adventures)
63	Muscle: ~46-40
66	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
68	Myst: ~33-41
69	Adventures: +3
70	Mainstat: ~77
71	Myst: lose ~70
75	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey
77	item: spooky stick
78	Myst: ~41
83	Muscle: ~50
87	Moxie: ~40-52
88	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
89	Mainstat: ~89
90	Muscle: lose ~97
93	Meat: 93
97	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
98	Myst: ~58
99	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey

Notes

• Occurs after casting Calculate the Universe.
• The result is: (<input> + <number of past ascensions> + <Moon sign>) * (<current spleen fullness> + <level>) + <adventures remaining>.
• You use the last two digits of the result to find out what you get (so if your result is 4523459, then you use 59).
• Numbers not on the list give the result:

You can't find that number in the chart! Try again.

• What you get is currently being spaded here.
• Ezandora has an easy-to-use numberologometer here: http://noblesse-oblige.org/ezandora/numberology.html.