Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit

Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit

Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit is located in The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts.

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• On initial visit:
  • As Disco Bandit:

    "You the new Disco Bandit? Nice to see a new face around. I'm Duncan Drisorderly, the top Disco Bandit in the Department. There's not much happening right now, but check back later and maybe I'll have something for you to do."

  • As Accordion Thief:

    The Disco Bandit looks you up and down, and sniggers a little. "Are you the new Accordion Thief? I guess Shifty's letting in just about anyone these days. I'm Duncan Drisorderly, the top Disco Bandit in the Department -- or anywhere else, for that matter. Now get out of my face, you're bugging me."

• On subsequent visits:
  • As Disco Bandit:
  • "Sorry, [Player], but there's not much going on at the moment. Try back later."
  • As Accordion Thief:

    Duncan Drisorderly sneers at you. "Beat it, kid. I'm working on important Disco Bandit stuff, here."

• Assigning the Wizard of Ego Quest:

  "Duncan Drisorderly waves you over. "Hey, you with the face, c'mere. Listen, you're looking for a way to prove yourself in the Brotherhood, right? Course you are. So listen up, I've got a job for you.

There used to be this wizard named Fernswarthy, see? Lived in a stone tower out on the Nearby Plains. He was pretty powerful, too, until he went and blew hisself up a few years ago. Well, see, we figure there's got to be some good loot in what's left of that tower, only none of us have been able to pick the lock on the gate. Some kind of magic seal, we figure.

So, your job is to go to the Misspelled Cemetary in the Plains, find Fernswarthy's grave, and get the key to his tower. Hey, somebody's got to do the dirty work, right? You already know where the Cemetary is, right? Good luck, pal, you'll need it."

• Without Fernswarthy's Key:

Duncan Drisorderly frowns at you. "You haven't got Fernswarthy's key -- I know because I checked your pockets just now. Look, don't waste my time. Either get me that key, or get lost."

• After getting the A Grave Situation adventure:

  Duncan Drisorderly grins and takes Fernswarthy's key from you. "Nice one, <playername>. Maybe you're not as useless as you look. I'll have one of our more experienced agents check out the tower. I'm feeling generous, so here's some meat. Now, beat it."

You gain 500 Meat.

• After...?

  "Oh, hey, c'mere. I got another job for you. Remember that key I had you go get? Well, it turns out everyone else is too busy to check out the tower. Go figure, huh? So, it looks like it's up to you again. Here's the key, and I'll mark the location of the tower on your map. Go sneak in, and see if you can find Fernswarthy's loot in the wreckage."

"Oh, and a word of warning -- if you were maybe thinking of keeping all the good stuff for yourself, you might wanna ask Frankie We-Cut-All-His-Fingers-Off how we feel about that sort of thing."

You acquire an item: Fernswarthy's key

• On subsequent visits:

  "Hey. I know you haven't finished searching the tower yet, and I know you're not gonna bug me until you're done. So, me seeing you here, it must be some kinda hallucination, right? Right."

References

• "Duncan Drisorderly" is a play on the phrase "drunk and disorderly".