Hobelf (WC)

Hobelf
Monster ID	1050
Locations	CRIMBCO WC
Hit Points	40
Attack	30
Defense	30
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	hobo
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, leg, head, torso
Drops	bindlestocking, bottle of rum, bottle of tequila, bottle of whiskey, candy cane, Crimbo candied pecan, Crimbo fudge, Crimbo peppermint bark, eggnog, Mad Train wine, sleeping stocking, Tales of a Kansas Toymaker, The Joy of Wassailing, white lightning, Wint-O-Fresh mint
Manuel Entry
	refreshedit data

You're fighting Shemp Tinselstringer

You slam open the first bathroom stall, and there's no one in there. The second stall has an occupant, but not a hobo elf -- you should probably apologize later. Finally, in the third stall you find a hobo elf trying to make a Crimbo cookie by heating dough in a spoon with a lighter. "Hey! Get outta here before I jingle your bells!" he shouts, leaping at you.

or

You open the bathroom door and find a grizzled hobo elf giving himself a sponge bath in the sink. He shouts, "Eeek! You brute!" and bum rushes you.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He stops to go panhandle for more eggnog, candy canes, and peppermint schnapps.

He stops to stuff a nearby stocking.

He throws some ornaments at you, but you're too ornery to let them hit you.

He tosses a Crimbo cracker at you, but it's already been cracked.

He tries to toss a wreath around your neck, but you keep your hand at the level of your eyes.

Fumble Message:

not known

After Combat

You slam open a door to a bathroom stall and find a hobo elf trying to roast chestnuts over a can of sterno. "Hey! A little privacy, longshanksh!" he shouts, and swings a tiny fist at you.

Miss message:

He starts to stab you with a candy cane, but decides to eat it, instead.

He stops to stuff a nearby stocking.